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Why do Americans BTFO of every other country when it comes to breafus?

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Fat fuckers

Success breeds jealousy.

i dont eat in the mornings

No wonder you're so fat and useless. Bowl of porridge is quite enough.

I made me a bacon egg and cheese croissant.
So comfy.

Yes lad. A bowl of porridge is the best breakfast a man can get.

>no burgers

A 7 mile run

looks like a poor man's english breakfast, piss off with your poverty diabeetus food

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>Why do Americans BTFO of every other country when it comes to diabeetus?
I corrected the record.

Breakfast is for pussies

Three fried eggs, every morning.

Keeps me full for hours and they're extremely nutritious.

Sure thing mate

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>porridge

We serve food here, sir...

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Disgusting

Sorry mate. American breakfasts are better. I've had your meals, I've made it myself and it's not as good as American breakfast.

>tfw op still eats the morning jew.

Peanut butter toast and black coffee is the ultimate redpilled man's breakfast.

Coffee and whiskey with a couple of cigarettes.

Muh brickfuss

2 protein bars and a trip to the gym

How much braaivleis koeksisters boerwors and klippies did you down today Piet? You are the exact last person with any room to talk my friend

How goes the dispossess- I mean the transformation and empowerment over your way?

>REST OF THE WORLD BTFO

>average american school lunch

>Europoors have to eat soft food because their teeth are so shitty

Would you like some of Jamal's Grade A JizzNut Spleggings in a mason jar or straight from the tap?

Bacon and dippy eggs for me

nice

>pancakes with syrup
>having a dessert on the same plate as eggs and bacon
Do you stick chocolate muffins on your pizza too?

Sorry its not mud cookies nig

American bacon

I would puke if i ate so much fat and grease in the mornin

Porridge. Cuck meal. Porridge is only I. Children's stories. Real mean need hearty breafus to fuel up and take care of their affairs.

That looks pretty good

haven't went to bed yet still drunk

Like your style, user.

Jesus fucking christ, no wonder Americans are so fat. Porridge/eggs/Fruit/Protein shake is a good enough brekfeast for me.

Nobody here actually eats bacon/Pancackes/Pastries for brekfeast right? It looks so unhealthy it makes my artiries clog up just from looking at it.

I have never felt that way in my life. Normally, I eat in the morning I cant stand to eat late at night.

Fuck off

Besides it's probably hard to take anything on a stomach that's been empty of anything except vodka if you're lucky or maybe some bathroom cleaning liquids

Oh god, yes.

But I'd use rye bread instead of näkkäri, less crumbs that way.

Why does your breakfast look like it's sad

>Nobody eats pancakes for breakfast

Dude that's like one of the most common breakfast foods in Murica probably number three after eggs and bacon

>syrup
Use honey then. Like you would on a croissant. Have you seen our cereals? Fucking Cookie Crisp, son!

Weak. This is the kind of breafus you eat before your country collapses

usually coffee and croissant in summer and tea/cappuccino with biscuits in winter

Based Kim

Haha a Yogurt!

Yeah, the 'dead by 55' breakfast. A truly redpilled choice, user. Way to be an insurance burden.

master race breakfast, looks good

This is that refugee fusion cuisine

Don't you have a bull to be prepping Muhammad?

>fucking mushrooms, for breakfast
>fucking canned beans
>congealed blood
>a fucking tomato
>some disgusting looking sausage
It's like you went foraging in the forest and then stopped at the dollar store on the way home.
American breakfast is superior because we took the best breakfast items from across Yurop and ditched the gross and weird stuff.

Take a look at this and cry Europoors
dennys.com/food/breakfast/

>pancakes

Enjoy your diabetes

Pancakes don't have to be terrible. You can use low GI flour or whatever the fuck they call it and go easy on the sugar

>beans
>mushrooms
Everything else is great

Usually something light for breakfast, couple of bananas or scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs today. I do like a sausage butty on a Sunday though.

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Whats that stuff on the eggs?

I forget what country it was, Argentina or Chile, but there was a fisherman's breakfast features on No Reservations once that hardened my arteries just by looking at it. It was like 2,000 calories of meat, eggs, more meat, fried blood and potatoes....looked delicious though.

Milk? Fry up a fat omelette, user

Not liking mushrooms

Beans are an acquired taste but what the fuck dude pretty sure you guys eat mushrooms too, they're good in pasta sauce and tasty fried as well

>Americans
>Knowing what real food is
Enjoy your GMO processed shit

Do you often dream about nigger cum? You should seek help, this level of desperation isn't healthy.

That's every fat person's excuse

Damn that looks good but honestly a good skillet of eggs/steak/veggies is the go to

The morning routine right here

Why the fuck you having beans in the morning, what in the actual fuck

Fuuuu that looks good desu

What actually is that?

I can understand one croissant and coffee paired with some more nutrional food if you're going to do some heavy work. But starting your day off with pastries is disqusting.

Latter sounds nicer, but i'd pair it with other food again.
I've eaten pancackes at special occasions or as rare dinner. Sounds like a fattys guide to starting the day.

Coffee

Might get a redbull in a bit

Mushrooms are shit

Canned tuna and cottage cheese served on pita bread, the macros are on point m8.
I also added black pepper, mustard and garlic powder.

lmao what the fuck year is it? its 2016+1, stop eating like a fucking literal peasant or one of three bears ahahahahaha

That looks pretty good

You better believe they do.
I will have it every once in a while, but I usually make myself an omelet or breakfast burrito.
You Euros should try an American heart clogging breakfast, its brety gud.

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WHAT ARE YOU?

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Beans are a super food. Pancakes for candy for adult children.

But ham, eggs, and toast is the best breakfast.

>eating any form of bread/grain
>ever

dyel

Why the fuck is the entire world talking about porridge? Is this a meme? Porridge is for children. Call it what is is: oat meal

The breakfast of nonfaggots

A 30 minute walk with the dogs and a piece of smoked salmon with celery and a cucumber.

Some American breakfast stuff is pure garbage.

>American bacon
>American bacon again because it's so shit
>Scrambled eggs
>Grits
>Grits needs to be mentioned twice too, horrific
>Sausages aren't that good, but not crap either

However, some American breakfast is god tier:

>Biscuits and gravy
>Waffles
>Especially fresh flavoured waffles from Waffle House
>Fresh juices

If the US used proper bacon that's an actual cut of meat instead of the paper-thin, brittle, almost plastic bacon they have and got some runny eggs, they'd be the eternal GOAT.

I usually pick 2 or 3 of the following

2-3 poached eggs
1/3 - 1/2 pound of sausage cut into circles
Hollowed out bread roll stuffed with baby spinach and feta
A bowl of cereal

That usually lasts me until supper

U.S Virgin Islands, I post sometimes.
Have fun with your meme diet.

i think it's about being used to it. first time i saw ham on a breakfast buffet in czech republic i was about to throw up, then learned most of the world eats salty stuff

Is the rest even trying

>finn
>thinking your opinions or foods actually matter, even though you're typing in english
Wew.

Going to have mom get me some mcgriddles and a large fry on her way home

I did have english breakfast when i went to England a while ago and I fucking hated it.
You don't eat cooked shit, meat and fucking tomato in the morning what the fuck is wrong with you?

It's kaviar. Tastes good on bread.

Fpbp

Smoke a pack of cigars and drink a big cup of coffee. Best breakfast there is.

8 cigarettes and 3 cups of Hawaiian Kona coffee

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Oats
Protein Powder
Milk
Peanut butter

Half a cup of extra virgin olive oil
2 cloves of raw garlic
black coffee

praise kalles

Why the random fucking beans? What, you want to shit yourself all day at work and piss off your coworkers?

It's an acquired taste really, I can't stand pancakes and start physically sweating if I have to eat more than one.

looks lush