*stands in your way*

*stands in your way*
I heard you talking right-wing politics.

Halt

come 'eer bwah lemme slap them titties around.

WHERES MY WIFE

To his credit, he is less fat than I thought.

If he lost weight, he would have a pretty good jaw line. Got that chin cleft

patton... have you seen this picture of yourself? do you really need to ask?

He actually looks fairly built with layers of fat on top of it

And?

It's just the proportions. He's a fat midget.

>leftist fantasy
pls go

whos that
He is just fat
Not even Alex Jones style fat-with-muscle-underneath
just fat

"Hold on, my wife's calling, I gotta take this...."

*Steps over him

I could plant the sole of my foot on his face.

Too bad he's 3 feet tall.

>*unzips dick

>httip
wew
close

Oh, is that that guy who killed his wife?

Fuck off, fatass, or I'll kill your wife.

Oh, wait. Too late. She already died of disgust when she saw you naked.

j/k. She actually died laughing when she saw your cock.

Is this achievable natty?

>To his credit, he is less fat than I thought.

He's clearly holding his gut in.

How's your wife doing?

>manlet detected

you used to be cool man
you used to be cool

SS & GOMAD.

WHAT DID YOU DO RAY?

*fucks in your way*
I heard you talking cuckhold politics
Where is wife?
>unsheaths benis

Mankrik pls go

step over him and continue to work

His wife was hot, for orc standards.

>pic related

No wonder the guy completely lost it.

He and Rosie need to team up

Fuck off randy

THICC

dude is wider than he is tall.

CHODE MAN

...

It seems...in your anger...you ate her.

Jesus! It would be an absolute pleasure to slap that balless fatty around.

kek'd

You better calm down or else i get the mall cop!