What are french

What ethnicity are the French? I was born 2 km away from The krauts and lived there until I was seven before moving to burgerland. French is a Roman language but we're so close to Germany and the North too...

We are Anglo on the west, german on the north and east.

But less ugly than Britbong and we have better cooking than Krauts.

>ugly
n-no.

Aliens from another dimension.

>Algerians

You are Charlie!

>posts a picture of a non white
Wew

Frogs are disgusting and they smell.

Actually it's south anglos who are frogs, the invasion was from Normandy to bongland not the other way around.
t. frenchman in Madrid
>german in the north and north-east
>celtic in north-west (autochtonous britons), some viking too in Normandy
>celts of a different flavour in the center, south-west, gauls mostly
>basques in extreme south-west
>meds in the south and south-east/east (line being Lyon)
>gauls and mutts in the center and pretty much everywhere, with some being burgondes, savoyards and other stuff
>italo-meds with some balkan admixture in Corsica

this is why we are superior.

>muh food
Italy is better

>pasta brought in shitaly by sandniggers through sicily
>pizza, coming from calzones, adopted from a shitskin dish imported in italy through sicily from sandniggers
Literally food version of Jewish Tales II : The Return of the Jew, a sandnigger-imported invention somehow turned human and acceptable due to superior euros improving it, shitskin stuff nonetheless though.

>basques
If only more of them spoke.

falling for the french food meme, priceless

Depends where you're from

There's an open war between France Spain and Italy over food
>Ours is the best obviously
>t. everyone

> tl.dr: France isn't real

fake news - french cooking is no better than others but they do have excellent ingredients

>tapas aren't food
>throwing salt at a pork's limbs isn't cuisine
>paella is arab, that's why you don't have pork in it
>even spics are better at make food than you
Now let the real chiefs discuss this mind you?

you mad?

Basically it's a clusterfuck. Enough said.

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Basically, France is the same country the same way Jewgaslavia was. We had even more sparse cultural links and different languages than those slavshits, just that our revolutionaries did a great work at "unifying" the country, they basically assigned a guy the task to create a unified french language who was then obligatory in all of France from Calais to Marseille. Then the gauls, vercigentorix and Jeanne d'Arc foundation myths came in and forged a military and nationalistic identity, which is why our minorities blended a lot better than in Spain and call themselves french above all nowadays. For example some parts of France were allied with the anglos during the 100 years war, they still venerate Jeanne D'Arc, well at least they are learning to in school even if most of the youth is lost, while catacucks still suck Napoleon's dick and see the Spain invasion as a regional/partisan thing more than a national humiliation chapter.

You have a tougher one here m8

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Keks chosen people

>some shit dipped in sauce
>literally the same dish hundreds of countries have come up with
Look Javi, I really love your food and stuff, it tastes good, it's easy, available, cheaper and with lots of savor and seasoning, but it's still not on frog-tier levels of raffinement. Lyon being thome of some of the best and most refined restaurants in the World. We had lots of kings/ducs/comtes etc who were literally food addict fatasses, so they pushed cooking in that direction for almost a millenial, other countries can't compete with their peasant, yet good-tasting, simple normie food, not italishits, not spaniabros, not germancucks, *no need to mention bongs*, nobody.

And that's why 99% of the cooks in Euskadi went to Paris to study. Now they're back here, we have your refinement Jean.

>tfw Franco-Spanish
>tfw you can enjoy the greatest food of the universe

>What ethnicity are the French?
French of course. Now what race are they, and why do most of them have shit-colored eyes?

>spanish
>food
pick one.

>What ethnicity are the French?
Brothels, whores and alcoholics nowadays