Quick story:
>Hvac tech, on service call
>fat chick in a nothing but a towel opens the door
>"Hi, I'm user, I'm here to fix your AC"
>"Oh thank gawd youah here! I'm so hot, I had to take a shower, but I didn't have the energy to get dressed!"
>shift my eyes nervously as she "teases" me by "readjusting" towel
>she turns around as she walks me into the house, lifts up the back of the towel and lets her ass hang out
>my eyes are fixated on the tattoo across her back
>"JEWISH PRINCESS" (in caps) with the two Ten Commandment slabs in the background
>continues to hit on me, I think she thought I was going to bend her over right there
>gentleman mode, avoid all innuendo
>fix the AC and come in with the bill
>she's still in the towel, but sitting in a chair with her legs spread like a fat, Jewish Sharon Stone
>can't really see her pussy because of fat thighs
>"Ya know, you're not like other guys; you're special, user. You make ME feel special. You're not married are you?"
>"No..."
>she starts taking off the towel, saggy tits flop out
>"...I have a girlfriend."
>face turns into angry emoji
>"What tha fuuuuck, user?!? Why would you lead me on like that?!?"
>$350.00 bill
>no tip
