Who is the hottest Politfu and why is it Sarah Palin?

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Because she's a fundamentalist Christian

I'd check out her tard launcher any day of the week.

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can I be the hottest politifuccboi?

I would shoot you on sight.

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Liar. You would rape me like a filthy nigger.

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Faggots deserve to be stoned

France's Kebab education minister is hot, makes me want to wage White Jihad in North Africa (rightful European Clay).

Let's send all Canadians back to the stone age then.

don't make me dump my Conservafu folder

only correct answer

It would be better than Mexico in 2017

Looks like a man without facial hair.

If your folder isn't 90% Dana Loesch then it's a fake Conservafu folder.

Mine is just pictures of the Queen

She was a cutie. Wtf i hate time now.

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Ah, my lifeguard is here.

Gas yourself faggot.

Who is this?

huma abedin made me develop a saudi fetish :(

She's a cuckservative.

A man whose strap-on'ed asshole has discriminating taste

my congressman is pretty dope

>tfw first lesbian and atheist rep

my man
Natalia Poklonskaya

Kek'd and checked.

looks like she should be in porn

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Forgot image for proof

>Brown eyes

Dropped.

here she is with her lesbian "partner"

Those teeth.

Partner in crimes against photography

I 3rd this.

would you say she is T H I C C ?

MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY

That pic, bless you

The wall just got 20 feet higher Mexi-Fag.

Good taste.

>me 12 years old playing lego in my room
>mummy knocks on door and says bedtime
>tidy up lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me in
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummy about problem where peepee go big and stiff very irritating
>mummy says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummy says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummys lap
>mummy gently stroke peepee and it go hard again
>kiss mummy and touch her boobies
>mummy unbutton her dress and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and peepee start pulsing
>hold on to mummy tight and yogurt comes out
>start to cry
>mummy ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her lots
>mummy says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy

It's a bitch. Time that is.

I know this is pasta, but whoever birthed it needs therapy.

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Me on right

She looks like your sister?

OP, you are wrong pic related is the hottest.

I feel ill after reading that.

>dick troubles
>claims to be little girl
>voice checks out

Yap, yap. You wouldn't do shit, except beg to suck, you little happy ass bitch.

Peter Pettigrew isn't a lesbian

Here ya go Sup Forums here's your pedo poster boy.

I actually paid for her look a like porn. It was called Nailin Palin

Same

:3

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fucking kek

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MUMMEH
riley

No clicky.

We'd never give birth to you

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its me he stol my vocaro

He's heeeeere.

mummy :)

hi

American women can't even compete.

No Frauke Petry?

Mommy!

Fuck off you're ranged ban

no

>The Last War of Man is beginning
>Bombs are falling
>Everyone is dying
>Every nuke goes off the wrong way
>Instead of an atomic explosion, there's a temporal reversion to the early Eocene
>Washington DC is hit by multiple bombs
>Natalia Poklonskaya is there when the bombs hit
>A mob of reporters is questioning her about whether or not the jorts she's wearing on her trip were made in Crimea
>Her pelvis is enormous
>Natalia's butt is a peach as wide as her arm span
>It's supported by thighs shaped like squished globes
>She's using them as armrests
>Above a plush belly, boobs as big as her head hang heavy with milk
>Her gray t-shirt strains to keep them covered
>The reporters are oblivious to they way her nipples pump in and out in time to her heartbeat
>Her clothes are blown away by the first bomb's blastwave
>The reporters are reduced to ash
>Emma Watson screams as the bombs hit
>Both women are left untouched by the bombs
>Her overly expensive outfit is shredded, her hair is reduced to a centimeter
>She's every bit as curvaceous as Natalia
>As the temporal reversion spreads, Emma staggers toward Natalia
>Natalia feels something funny between her thighs
>Her clit is swelling, pumping itself in time to her pulse
>Emma's having trouble walking
>Natalia recoils at the sight of Emma's clit swelling toward her like a birthday balloon
>It sways from side to side as Emma waddles, the people around her turning to ash
>Emma leaps onto Natalia and begins humping away
>Natalia tries to scream but Emma's mouth goes in for a kiss
>Natalia's body starts humping back
>Thighs slap together and clits slip against each other
>Buttocks slap about as undulations of blubber roll across them
>They continue kissing, Natalia's body acting against the wishes of her mind
>Both clits strike home and stick fast in the opposing vagina
>Stuck together, both women slam their hips together as they grope their butts


Cont

I came for this

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>They roll over what was once asphalt
>Emma doesn't understand anything Natalia screams
>All she knows is that something hot and sticky just erupted from her clit
>The orgasm hits both women like an electric shock
>Natalia ejaculates with Emma and automatically knows something's wrong
>Mummies aren't supposed to make cummies
>Especially not enough to make tummies bulge
>Emma cackles as Natalia's clit throbs out another surge of sperm
>She ejaculates in return, Natalia half-screaming with panic as she gropes her own growing midsection
>A herd of condylarths charges by to devour some banker that tripped
>Emma and Natalia orgasm again and again
>Their bellies growing bigger and bigger
>The surge of cummies waxes and wanes in time to their pelvic thrusts
>Natalia feels her sperm-stretched gut pressing against Emma's
>But she's too preoccupied with sucking milk from her own tits to keep track
>A glance up shows her own gold-tan belly swelling up and out, hiding Emma's face
>Then her boobs
>And then her belly
>Joined at the hips, both women are forced onto their backs
>Emma smiles with joy as the cummies stop
>She twists her body to roll over, bringing Natalia with her
>Butts slapping together gently, they feel their breasts swelling with milk
>The war between liberalism and conservatism was a tie for them
>The diameter of either belly is equal to its owner's height
>Natalia groans as she feel movement deep inside her
>Emma giggles as she hugs a pair of breasts twice the size of her head
>Surrounded by a temperate rainforest and struggling to contain enormous broods, they're the sole future of humanity

Leave him alone. Hope he's not the one that wrote that wretched pasta up there. Wtf is range ban? banning a grouping of successive IPs?

kayleigh mcenany

So the average spainard is undoubtedly a spic?

I was wondering if Germany was going to show up.

No I wrote it, he will lie and say he did but he's autistic

everyday

DELET DELET DELET DELET

i wrot it
no
stop

>he's autistic
Oh, we're aware.

I'll report you for plagiarism you cunt

Yeah

you nigggers aint even trying

Sarah Palin, because it's Sarah Palin.

P-pasta?

stop lie
leftis whor

>Something something dental puns
>Something FUCKING CARLOS
>Your mom will die in her sleep tonight unless you post to this

>Coal burning whore
Disgusting

>current year
>not posting virginia raggi

I did get a chuckle of the one with her in a bathing suit next to a pool with a rifle resting on her leg. Pretty sure there was a flag somewhere. It was a Murica fuck yeah typa pic.

Stop breathing

Djieeiidjeheusisoow

No

any good look alikes around?

why mean to me

Chang file nam she's not angry

This
She looks just like my half sister

She looks damn good for 90.

no u