Friend says he's dating a stripper

>Friend says he's dating a stripper
>I say I want to date a pure traditional innocent girl
>Everyone laughs, friend says all girls get fucked
>Friend says having a stripper has really helped him with insecurity issues, she is paid to grind against other guy's dicks
>I joke that if he really wants to overcome his insecurities why doesn't he pay some guy to fuck his gf every tuesday night, you fucking degenerate cuck
>Everyone acts offended and one of my friend calls me a faggot, so much unbearable tension that I leave

yay

australia is sobering up

>slavic girl
>pure
>meh

that is why you get them youn...
>Fuck they are ruined before they are even legal

I read the first letter of each line and for a moment, I thought you were going to tell me you smell an Englishman.

>muh roman ancestry

>hotter

yeah sounds like a bunch of normies, take solace in the likely fact there were at least a couple of males there that were probably too timid to speak up themselves, that or your friends are all sucks

SUCH IS LIFE

not Sup Forums related at all
check aus mein doebbels

*cucks

>dating a stripper

Why do normies have absolutely no sense of dignity? They are closer to animals than to human beings

mind control (propaganda, psyops, classical conditioning, etc) works on only a portion of the population.

Hmmmm. I went to a strip club last week, got to talking with one of the girls. Really hit it off. I mean really hit it off. Life, religion, politics, travel, family. Was weird, never had that happen in a strip club before. She said 'its time for a change, I honestly don't know how my life got to this. I can do better. I'm clean, I'm smart I've set aside a good amount of money. Its time to get a boyfriend and a real life '

Didn't get a dance from her, but at the end of the night as my mates and I were leaving she came over. 'user, I'd love to see you again. And breathed into my ear while lightly scratching my neck. I nearly came there and then ' I was like, is she trying a new stripper tactic to get money or is this girl really genuine.

One of my mates went back a couple nights ago. She asked him about me, said 'tell him my real name is ... My final day is next week. Do you think he would want to see me?'

I was like wtf? What to do reckon mate, did she honestly say that? Do I see her again? What do you think of her?

He said. She's nice, not my type but has a great pussy. She let me kiss it. So yeah go for it. I'm fucken drunk I don't give a shit.

Wot do Sup Forums? Wtf do I do? She's a solid 10 body, 7 face, 8 pol personality. I've been single for a year with no real prospects for a gf atm, I'm thinking of trying her out

> FIE FIE

Shit you're right! But who reads the first line of every sentence?

find better friends, cunt.

If you're alright with dating a girl that every other guy has been with in your town then go for it but don't expect the relationship to last. Enjoy your STD.

>Its time to get a boyfriend and a real life
lmao, let me guess, she's almost 30, or worse, in her 30's already?

Bang but don't get too attached

3rd worlder here spent $1500 usd on an escort over a month and a half because we do have discussion revolving topics like you do, sometimes I even give her money without the service

The moment I realize I'm on a deep end is the moment she just got back out there, fucking other men while sending pictures to me of her and her kid(beta provider as fuck)

I'll be fucking her for the last time and won't pay her ($220) just to make her leave me

don't be a cuck, it's heart breaking

Talk to other people / men
You don't need to talk to someone with a pussy for that and you're looking at the wrong places, they eventually run out of stories and you realize how dumb they actually are

Over a decade ago people would do shit like "You lost the game" and the game in stories on Sup Forums. There was also the who marblecake thing with moot winning time person of the year a few years back.

So it's quite common with people who have been lurking for a while.

oldfags

find better friends

Try her out for a few months, if it goes well that's great. If not you can always drop her.

>aging stripper
>been around the cock carousel twice
>"I think it's time to settle down"
Lel, you and everyone else was kissing that pussy. Hit it with 4 condoms on and bail...nothing good will come from sticking around.

>2017
>not turning tricks with your girl

You did nothing wrong. His gf is a slut and you called him out on it

>find better friends
/thread

Lol good thread op

Nein check mein

I got a Russian gf

My mates tease me about it but I think thats because shes 18 and we're all mid 20s.

My thinking it this: Why would I gf and potentially marry a girl that is my age and will become old and ugly in 5-10 years?

Her being 18 puts her 7 years behind 25 which is another 7 years of her being attractive.

Do you have a well paying job that you mentioned to her?
Were you wearing nice clothing or a nice watch at the club?
Did anything in your conversation imply that you have an above-average level of wealth? (Includes hobbies like sailing, car racing, etc.)
If you answered yes to any of these questions: 99% chance she wants you for your money.
Even if it was a no on all counts, it will get out that your girlfriend was a stripper. (decent) People will lose respect for you. Plus a good chance of getting an STD even, or maybe especially if she told you she was clean.

>read this and think about how autistic you are
>laugh when i see the flag
you're a shit poster in real life as much as you are on the internet.

It's funny that your friends thought this interaction was abnormal considering for australians every other word that comes out of their mouths is 'yafukincunt'

Don't worry with that. You are right. I'm the same way

>Italian
>not a mongrel

u were right, what do u want from us? this isnt ur personal facebook support group

or is it

Use a condom

Hey guys. I appreciate the advice. I'm taking it on board.

> I tried to keep details of my life pretty quiet, but I do dress well and seem like I've got my shit together so I'm certain she's latched onto me for that
> yep, she's definitely 30, hence the 7 rating for looks. 10 years ago. She would've been a dead set ten.
> she might give me gonorrhea, but I can give her clamydia

So I'm gonna shoot back there next week. Arrange to meet at a cafe during the day to see if the conversation continues naturally. I'll screw her and see how it goes. If she genuinely has her life sorted I'll see how far it goes. I can't help but think she's somehow completely screwed up and just good at showing a difference face.

>He said. "She's nice, not my type but has a great pussy. She let me kiss it."

Stay away from that whore, and watch your "friend" any time he's around any females you care about.

He kissed your whore's pussy. Seems she isn't that into you if she's letting your FRIEND kiss her pussy.

Get sober, and use your big head. That giant lump above your shoulders.

You kissed her genitalia ? Bro....

Good luck, Kiwibro

You missed the fact that anyone seriously considering dating a stripper doesn't have anything of value in their big head.

>system thinks your post is spam
It's because I'm an Australian, isn't it, Sup Forums? That's profiling!

Anecdotal evidence here, but I knew two guys who dated strippers and both were batshit insane. One was a straight up habitual liar...not even about important shit but all this little shit. I remember her claiming she had a pink custom Ducati.

Don't get attached bro and don't think with your dick...beat a couple off before you make a decision about seeing her regularly.

Nice move fck those degenerates

if she's an attractive russian out of russia then she will age well

U sound like a huge faggot

Yeah. I'm not sure if he did or not. My mate talks a lot of shit. But if he truly did, says a fair bit about her.

Nah man, I never did. My friend reckons he did though. What I got from her and about ten other chicks was a motorboating. Thing is she really turned it on for me, while all the other girls were all dead in the eyes, she was like sunshine towards me. I've always been fairly cynical and a good judge if character, but this time I've got no fucking idea.

Her phone is full of numbers of cucks like you and OP's friend.

people who think they can have a relationship with a stripper are delusional

Lol, this, I've seen it first hand, these girls just want sugar daddies so they can stop stripping to make ends

To add to my stripper stories, I forgot I also went to high school with a girl that became a stripper.

She a emo/metal chick with piercings everywhere and pink hair and shit that didn't get much attention for the boys. Nerdy but had some cool friends. After high school she ditch all the emo/metal shit, dressed like a typical college skank and became the biggest nigger fucker. She did a lot of coke, weed, pills too I believe...real daddy issues the whole time.

Few years after that, I went to the strip club with a buddy and we saw even though she obviously felt embarrassed and would work the opposite sections from us. The whole night I only saw her approach ghetto looking niggers who never had money for lap dances.

>tfw arranged marriage with pure and faithful virgin berber qt who will cook for you
Why arent u muslim yet? Its the real redpill

Sorry bud, but you might be autistic

>Asking Sup Forums for romantic advice

My best friends mom was a stripper. She's a good woman, and is married now.

BTFO!
Based.
Brace for no friends, but you laid out the truth.

...

That's sad. I reckon these chicks must get really stressed wondering if tonight's the night dad, or their brother or old school friends come in.