After Death

What is the most, dare I say it, redpilled thing to do with your body post-mortem? The question (and thought of someone screwing around with my corpse) has been bothering me for a while.

Burial?
Cremation?
Donation to the sciences?

Leave it with a friend that you trust. Have them let it stew for a while, and then catapult it at your corporation / government building of choice.

Throw it in the ocean

Viking funeral

Cremation is almost the best option, the destruction of the body encourages the spirit to leave the world of it's previous life behind and move on. Any attachment can be detrimental.

Whatever you decide, do not be an organ donor. The possibility of your death giving life to a traitor is an unbearable sin.

Sky burial is the only way to go.

Become a movie prop.
I like the idea of being able to get as much pussy as i want in heaven because i can brag about how i'm a movie star.

Weekend At Bernie's style hijinks at a ritzi resort.

Leave it with a necrophiliac. Might as well let someone get some use out of it.

An urn with my ashes and a picture of me looking great is all I'll ever ask be done with me.

It works for the japs so I'm just going for efficiency.

Cryogenics

dropped in the arctic to be revived by fishmen in 1 billion years

In every near death experience account I've read, the individuals universally feel no attachment to the body at all.

Doesn't matter. You are dead, everything is over then.

Just take some migrants with you if you can.

>Doesn't matter. You are dead, everything is over then.

suck to be you atheist
not like a kraut would go to anywhere than hell anyway

Whatever it is, first make sure I am really dead.

I wouldn't like to wake up in coffin or in furnace.

fpbp

Im want my coffin to be fired into the sun

t. Pageet

Cremation/eco decomposition.

Cemetery shit is retarded.

A friend is going to attempt Necromancy on my cadaver to see if he can bring me back.

Can you actually do that?

Not sure about anymore, but have you seen Poltergeist? These were real bodies.

I don't know. If it's illegal i could sell it to a necrophilia porn producer.
Become a dark web celebrity.

the actor wasn't told about that until after the scene was filmed kek

After death, I want Rainbow Dash to sodomize me with her 12 inches long dyke pengina while I recite the Qur'an through a ball gag.

Lel

Have it taxidermied for family.
>M-mum can I hang up my coat on Grandpa

Donating it to this guy.

>>M-mum can I hang up my coat on Grandpa

Use the lowest peg, leave the arms for your father and I.

Make your death happen in a way that implicates someone you hate.

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Why are you worried about your body after your'e dead? You think you are an Egyptian pharaoh or wut?

There's your red pill you self loathing fuck - grow a pair and challenge yourself to something new today and try and find some happiness

>You think you are an Egyptian pharaoh or wut?
WE

natural burial in a forest.

>implying we'll die

we'll see the singularity in our lifetimes, death will become primitive before we actually die

Cremation

If the global warming meme is true, i just want the world to burn faster.

Donate my body to the police so they can use it as target practice. Im black btw

WUZ

KANGZ