Brit/pol/ - Tick Tock Edition

>Two by-elections ahead for Labour; Tories and UKIP both have a chance to steal
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/13/ukips-northern-spring-may-break-stoke-on-trent-central/
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/copeland-election-matter-labour-everything-9600389

>Ken Livingstone: "This is a new era for Labour"
news.sky.com/story/ken-livingstone-tristram-hunt-quitting-indicates-new-era-for-labour-10727858

>"The BBC can't edit the internet, but we won't stand aside either" - 'Permanent Reality Check Team' set up to censor fake news
theguardian.com/media/2017/jan/12/bbc-sets-up-team-to-debunk-fake-news

>"Labour is fully behind free movement" - Read Jeremy Corbyn's speech to the Fabian Society
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jan/14/jeremy-corbyn-speech-fabian-society-promises-complete-break-with-this-rigged-system-in-speech-to-fabians-politics-live

>Paddy MPs threaten to go to court and delay Brexit by months if Northern Ireland's crisis is not resolved soon
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-northern-ireland-crisis-stormont-assembly-delay-theresa-may-illegal-article-50-a7526126.html

>"Be open all hours or face funding cuts" - Sharia May's message to GPs
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/13/theresa-may-tell-gp-surgeries-give-patients-appointments-want/

>Parliamentary Brexit Committee demands soft Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/14/brexit-committee-demands-transitional-deal-and-parliamentary-vote

>MILK SURGE continues as the Lib Dems score huge council by-election victories
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liberal-democrats-celebrate-stunning-council-by-election-wins-in-both-north-and-south-a7525306.html


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The phone call that saved the Labour Party

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>Trust me, I'm Welsh

>I LOVE YOU DADDY

The sick nonce!

I do blame the government, but I also blame the subhumans who scrounge. Especially when you have the nerve to pretend like you support right wing parties who want to cut your benefits.

If you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't be allowed a vote desu.

Reminder YK beautiful mixed babies TD wants niggers and wogs to breed

YKTD. Strong opinions. Lack of knowledge. Filter the filth today!



>I was born in Newport, I'm Welsh.

>If you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't be allowed a vote desu.
But if this came to pass then I would stop being a NEET because it would mean that the country was finally on the mend. Same as if a far-right party that understood the welfare problem actually managed to come to power.

But it's all LARPing. We're fucked.

Who the fuck would want to hire someone who's spent all his adult life shitposting here and taking free money because muh logical.

>we're fucked
U N T E R M E N S C H

>Trying to use unemployability as a weapon against someone who enjoys being NEET given the current state of the country
What are you doing?

but then woudn't be able to get a good job anyway apart from toilet cleaning.

I would desu - just think of all the red pills and inadvertent education such a person would have been exposed to as compared with a normie.

If I lived in the sort of country that most "close the borders, end all benefits" Powellite-wannabe LARPers dream of then I'd scrub them fucking spotless knowing that there were zero immigrants coming in to do the job in the first place and that that particular toilet was located in a 100% white building in a 100% town in a 100% white country

But again, poke at their thinking and it all unravels as LARPing anyway. I'm just playing along for the sake of devil's advocacy. Again, "the most right-wing government since Thatcher" just gave us a billion pounds so that the media wouldn't call them nasty. It's a joke

Copeland 2015:
>Labour - 16,750
>Conservative - 14,186
>UKIP - 6,148
>Lib Dem - 1,368

>Leave vote - 62%

Stoke Central 2015:
>Labour - 12,220
>UKIP - 7,048
>Conservative - 7,008
>Lib Dem - 1,296

>Leave vote - 70%

UKIP is in the 11th hour now, if they don't win one of these seats then all hope for the party is lost. They have the golden ticket here, especially in Stoke, don't fuck it up. There's no way Labour can win after 2 years of Corbychev and migrant invasions.

Anyone seen that vid with the Syrian carpenter waving a hammer to fix the blind puppy orphanage but the rayciss brexit far right police stopped him?, wow I literally can't uhg

>all the butthurt wagecucks ITT

>There's no way Labour can win after 2 years of Tory-caused migrant invasions.


That aside, Stoke is definitely going to be their last stand. No chance in Copeland because it's such a close Tory-LAB marginal and that will suck up votes

I have a horrible feeling that they could come third in both if things go terribly

I had the most beautiful dream lads.

I came onto pol and clicked on a brit/pol/ thread and was pleasantly surprised to see there was not one tripfag therein, the conversation was fluid and entertaining and I came away from the thread feeling thoroughly satisfied.

Then I woke up and saw the state of the threads today, and they are still here.

Nah - the sytems too fucked up to blame it on NEETS desu

>the conversation was fluid and entertaining

I don't understand how you can be a neet on the state

Too much work and they don't pay enough money

I've been on brit/pol/ when all the tripfags messy sleep schedules happened to coincide and it was almost dead and full of image spamming pointlessness desu.

>Syrian carpenter
He was a Professor of Engineering user

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>I'm pro-life

>Tory-caused migrant invasions

Which Labour 100% supported and demanded we triple the numbers coming in.

But yeah, Copeland is out of their reach.

I look upon it as rather like a patch-work quilt: the detail might look unbecoming in places, but it does the job.

Don't act like a beaten wife

The legalisation of abortion won't stop thots from race mixing you nonce.

>I don't understand how you can be a neet on the state

>don't pay enough
JSA
Council Tax Reduction
Housing Benefits

>Too much work
Fake a job search every 2 weeks.

SHIT THREAD

>KEK THREAD

SHIT THREAD

>KEK THREAD

How to stop nightmares?

this
frogposters should be hung desu

Where are we moving to lads?
Anglo countries are closer to us culturally and ethnically, but are harder to get into.
Other European countries are easier to move to (and will stay that way for a long time, thanks May!) but are obviously different language and culture wise.
Might go for the latter, but I don't know exactly where.
Just need to sort my life out for a few years and then I'm set.

>double du bs
guess it's confirmed that KEKfags and frogposters deserve to die

>The Year of Our Ford 49
>Still not differentiating between hung and hanged

>The legalisation of abortion
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759822/Why-call-son-retard-Mum-boy-s-syndrome-speaks.html
#ILoveYouJesus #Blessed #mum #BanAbortion

>Where are we moving to lads

Surely it's a bit strict to give innocent babies the death penalty for being unlucky enough to be nonwhites

If you make on-demand abortion legal surely there'd be more racemixers because they're not afraid of siring a mixed-race baby against their will? Everyone knows they're not good-looking

>Some will say that these two words, hanged vs. hung, can be used interchangeably, even in the sense of “put to death by hanging,” and this is in fact corroborated by authoritative usage guides such as Fowlers and others, stating that it isn’t erroneous to use hung in the case of executions, just less customary in standard English.

>However, I highly advise against using these words interchangeably. The vast majority of writing professionals object to the use of hung in execution contexts. The 2008 American Heritage Dictionary Usage Panel Survey showed 71 percent of experts objected to hung used in this sense. The Panel’s opposition has remained strong since the survey began in the 1960s.

Woah, so we have
>british english source saying "its just another silly rule that was made up in the 20th century for no reason"
>american english source saying "NO DONT DO IT"

>tfw I've been AMERICANED.com and I didn't even know it

FUCKING YANKS

English sources are all sickeningly descriptivist, to be fair. Don't know about American though I doubt they could be much worse.

90% of english rules were made up in the 20th century to make people feel smart

>Surely it's a bit strict to give innocent babies the death penalty for being unlucky enough to be nonwhites
t. principled cuckservative

>fetus
>babies
Oh boy

>non-whites
>innocent

I will grant the first person to reply a wish.

No matter how ridiculous or impossible

I can make brexit happen. I can give you a ham sandwich. I can restore the empire.

Name your wish.

Kill frogposters

A gf.

Exterminate the non-whites

name your adopted african child I read about in the metro, "Slave"

We have our priorities in order

YOU CUNT.

Make gervias get cancer

Tis done

Malignant tumours have already sprouted.

Have a nice day.

God bless you, hero

It might not be such a bad thing if UKIP fail. They're in an absolute state and the sooner they either collapse or stop with their AnCap LARPing the better.

Been waiting all day for Karen

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>It might not be such a bad thing if UKIP fail
This would be true were the Tories to go down with them. Better vaguely patriotic libertarians who, despite all their flaws, genuinely want sovereignty for this country, than literal Blairites

Nuttall can't carry on being silent for ever, he's either going to have to get elected to bump up his credibility or straight-up resign because of NEC pressure, which would be the end of UKIP

>Nuttall's UKIP
>AnCap
David Renton – an Old Etonian barrister and former member of the Socialist Workers Party who taught Paul Nuttall history at Edge Hill College in 1999 – told me that he always had the sense that, even at 23, Nuttall was testing the limits of acceptable speech. According to Renton, in an essay on the causes of the Holocaust, Nuttall worked in two footnotes to books by David Irving.

“I wasn’t expecting this, because Irving wasn’t on the course reading list,” Renton says now. “This was after his libel trial (for denying the Holocaust), and historians regarded Irving as an unpleasant, racist crank who was beyond the pale.”

thesun.co.uk/news/2290323/paul-nuttall-accused-german-chancellor-angela-merkel-of-cynically-abusing-the-holocaust-as-an-excuse-to-open-germanys-borders/

>Paul Nuttall accused German Chancellor Angela Merkel of ‘cynically abusing’ the Holocaust ‘as an excuse’ to open Germany’s borders.


"Sorry folks, we all know the answer to stopping crimes like (murder) in this country, but the problem is that successive governments won’t do anything about it because the answer is very, very Right wing."

paulnuttallmep.com/cultural-marxism/

i'd say rip but i don't want frogposters to die peacefully

KARENPOSTING
IS
BACK

>Nuttall's UKIP
Oh you poor, naive fool.

You despise the Tories, but never seem to attack Labour, neither party has clean hands in the destruction of Britain.

difference is people know labour isn't the party of the "patriotic white,red and blue hard white working class" unlike the tories claim to be

He attracts certain elements to the party

>tripcode
I too want you to die

It's not Nuttall's UKIP, that's the whole point


What's the point of attacking Labour? They do a good enough job making the case as to why they should be hated themselves - that's the whole point of why the Tories are worse. The traitor within is ten times more of a threat than the enemy without, especially when the enemy without is currently an unelectable joke

Labour are openly pro-immigration, openly in favour of Britain's ethnic and cultural destruction, openly wedded to cultural marxism and the- I'd go on but sums it up nicely in one post

I'll vote for them but they're pretty useless at the moment. They've somehow managed to gain no ground at all

Paul "Privatise the NHS - nah jokes la' the NHS is boss kid" Nuttall

Fair point.

what went wrong?

All are powerless against the Milkman's ruthless electoral machine

I want YKTD to leave!

>standing as an independent and expecting to win

>muh Ennn-HS
East Euro tier service

good riddance nonce

I want Anime Nonces to leave.

Is "hypernormalisation' worth watching? I've seen it mentioned a few times here.

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p04b183c/adam-curtis-hypernormalisation

Sounds like you're voting labour
>i want english people to leave england!

it doesn't matter, the point is talk like that and talk of flat tax turns off droves of would be UKIP voters in working class neighbours. It's fucking retarded and they need to stop doing it.

Then why doesn't he defend his views instead of doing Corbyn-tier spinarounds?

At least Jeremy Corbyn actually settles on a fucking opinion, even if he switches from one to the other twice a day. Nuttall's stance on the NHS from his recent interviews seems to be "I think everyone agrees that it's shit, unsustainable and is about to go into absolute meltdown, but UKIP won't be the ones to do anything about it, we love the NHS". Fuck's up with that?

Can't kill the golden calf if you want muh mainstream votes.

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>t. Bomber Rimmer

>not realizing saying you want to destroy the NHS is electoral suicide

> Fuck's up with that?
Political opportunism

being a Jew

remember this moment?

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That's deeply offensive.

redpill yourself

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But he was never ashamed of saying it before. What changed? The same reason he won't say anything on crime despite two prison riots under a Tory government - Pressure from the half-loony-libertarian, half-Cameroon NEC.

Which brings me back to my point explaining to the Russian Nonce why it's not "Nuttall's UKIP"

kill yourself frogposter
>you don't need to because your death was already arranged

Yeah, and he did it anyway a few years ago. Saying "I was only joshing ye, kidda" now he's leader comes across rather hollow.

I wish we could start another meme party.

can't UKIP purge the NEC? or would that go against our "democratic rules" in this country

>can't UKIP purge the NEC?
If Farage couldn't with all his weight in the party then Paul certainly isn't going to be able to

Because he's done nothing his approval ratings from UKIP voters are almost Corbyn-tier according to one BritainElects (Is that what they're called? The Twitter mass-poll sharers) claim

>b-but muh based slavs

>Enjoy being locked up for being a nonce

To add - Something that many people don't seem to know is that Farage quit because he got thrown out by the UKIP NEC, not because we won the EU Referendum. They had a vote on whether or not to expel Douglas Carswell from the party and Farage said "It's him or me", and they voted in favour of keeping Carswell. He resigned a few hours after the morning meeting