We're supposed to believe there is this whole huge island in the middle of nowhere that white people didn't find until way late in the game. And, it's filled with wondrous animals we've never seen before, and the people talk in a hilariously charming way.
Oh yeah, and they have this whole other breed of nigger there, who is even more niggardly that the other niggers.
Oh,and their buildings are impossibly beautiful structures, like nothing on earth.
>pic related
Seriously, does anyone believe this?
Does Australia really exist?
Daniel Cox
Lincoln Cox
>The Final Redpill:
Australians are the real jews
Michael Miller
and Roos are a kike plot to make us believe in evolution
Ryan Thomas
is it just leafs posting thru proxies then? They shit post breddy gud....
Levi Young
yes
Landon Bell
Ask yourself: could any human have the shitposting abilities of the Australians?
Think Skynet
Ian Powell
I've been to the Sydney Opera House
I've killed a kangaroo at 100kmph on a highway in my now written off Ford Falcon Futura AUII (I still miss her)
I've seen abos demonstrate human and sub-human traits and characteristics
Based off my personal experiences, observation of geographical features from the ground and from planes, I am confident enough to assert that Australia does indeed exist. What you might care to also know is that we have IRL shitposting here. Imagine shitposting on a conversational level, over a beer, in a pub or bar. Let that sink in.
Thomas Butler
Yes
t.Pakistani Australian
Nathan Parker
look at how blatantly bias disinfo this post is
seriously suspect OP is correct at this point
Chase Clark
Fun fact:Astrailians developed their accents from being drunk all the time.
Jeremiah Turner
Examine carefully the linguistic construction of this post. The basic AI algorithms are clearly on display.
Jonathan Nelson
Says the potato nigger lol
Jaxson James
yes
t. French Australian
Cameron Wilson
been there for a year
this country is like pure satire
>drugged nignogs walking up and down the main streets begging for smokes
>get violate, throw stuff on the streets, chimp out all day, urinate in every corner
>police doesn't do anything - in rare cases they inprison nignogs over night but don't ever take them to court or fine them
>whitey is pissed and tries to ignore them all day but can't do anything about it
Aiden Russell
Study or au pair / fruit picking?
Alexander Hughes
Sounds like you were in the Northern Territory. It's Abbo central.
Alexander Allen
It could happen on the busiest streets of Melbourne or Sydney.
Zachary Campbell
Say that to me face cunt
Tyler Ross
I'll fukkin get those emus cunt.
Lucas Scott
You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend in the ass.
What do you do?
Anthony Nelson
Australia is a key element in the plans of the eternal Anglo.
Hands off burger, this is /beady/ business.
Grayson Clark
>and the people talk in a hilariously charming way.
why do Americans on pol make me cringe so hard when they talk about how much Australian dick they love to suck
Aaron Perez
work/travel without working
unfortunately couldn't find an easy way to get a permanent visa
it happend in many cities desu
it's the only country i've ever been to with people that felt more guilty than germans
darwin and alice springs were pure cancer tho
Parker Garcia
Ozzie AI defense league detected
Wyatt Smith
Mayyyte, surely it's not that hard to find an "aussie" girl who fawns over German accents that's decent enough to marry?
lol @ "it's the only country i've ever been to with people that felt more guilty than germans"
So fucking true, but then my parents are Iranian so I have none of those feelings.
Mason Moore
We have a rich culture
Tyler Collins
The best part of this video is at 1:52 when they let out a bit of a laugh. You can tell they only did this either for the cash or just for the keks.
Matthew Lopez
literally kek'd
Nathan Powell
the pianist is a transexual, by the way
Jaxson Ramirez
Literally a UKUSA tranny en.wikipedia.org
These are elderly Australian natives who obviously look like they need rehabilitation
Ayden Nguyen
Yeah the abos knew it was a piss take. I'm certain they were mumbling bullshit and not any actual language
Jose Hall
No
If it did, I'm sure it's full, though.
Evan Parker
I've flown over where Australia should be. ....nothing, you are right
Parker Roberts
youtube.com
I don't know, that's what it sounds like...
They needed a didgeridoo though.
Thomas Long
ukusa? Is this some new kind of thing? Is there a whole thing I haven't fucked yet?
David Cooper
Pom-Yanks
As opposed to Strayans, Kiwis and Leafs
Aaron Hughes
nah it's not real, don't try to go there. I would probably be full anyway
Connor Robinson
>we don't exist, and we're full
typical Ozzie AI doublethink
Isaac Sullivan
Idiot if it did exist it would be full because it would be the best place to live in the world
William Flores
Australia has the world's largest city, Melbourne.
With a population of 4 million, Melbourne has a land area size of 9,999km2, and constantly growing. entire towns have been eaten my the sprawl of low density housing that is all run by one city governing body.
Also, this is a black man
Ayden Perez
Is this a real quote kek
Also we are full
Parker Evans
Holy shit this is the last redpill. I mean we're supposed to believe in a country that went to war with emus and lost but still somehow manages to keep out most of the slime out from the surrounding shitholes..
John Thompson
Dominic Bailey
lel
The red pill /pol refuses to swallow.
Thomas Ross
>unfortunately couldn't find an easy way to get a permanent visa
FOWF
Aiden Anderson
UPDATE: FOUND LEGIT WORLD MAP (((THEY))) HAVE BEEN SUPPRESSING.
Aaron Rogers
>Fun fact:Astrailians developed their accents from being drunk all the time.
I realize OP is funnin, but this guy seems to be onto some basic truths.
Mason Brown
This is known. But what is (((their))) agenda? Inflate world-wide white population to lull us into a false sense of security?
Ayden Perez
that girl playing the piano might as well give up and go trans.
Ethan Torres
>Irish
>Having a go at accents
Henry Rogers
Why is shitposting so cringe when leaves do it?
Liam Cook
youtube.com
FUCK OFF. YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT CUNT. YOU'RE A LYIN' HAYP OF SHIT
Jackson Cooper
HAHAHAHA!
GET IT!?
COZ THE COME FROM AUSTRALIA!
XDXDXDXD
Oliver Allen
THE
FINAL
REDPILL
Brits go over, never come back...
Game over jews!
Joseph Sullivan
>You will never be Australian
>You will always be a leaf
Anthony Richardson
>You will never not be an anglo monkey
Brayden Lee
HOLY FUCK
IT'S THE MISSING LINK
Christian Price
they're obviously not real
"Australians" are hired shitposters, living in underground bunkers from where they manipulate Sup Forums's serious discussions.
it's not coincidence that Australia rymes with Jew
Jaxson Morris
I'll take the job but I won't do any of the dickhead work, mate. That is what you will do
Oliver Adams
lol not me m8
Other side of britland!
Luke Myers
You a Welsh cunt?
Jacob Murphy
>Fighting
>Un-Australian
What fucking softcock made this image?
Logan Sanchez
Salford m8
Grayson Taylor
But I've been there. I have pictures of me there.
Does this mean I'm actually one of (((them)))?
James Moore
fuck off with your reddit tier "humour"
Elijah Ortiz
Fear not, likely a victim of brain implants they give you when you get on a plane to 'Australia', after pumping the cabin full of isoflurane at 30,000 feet then circle back and land where you left.
Lincoln Jones
Airports all over the world are in fact full of planes full of people drugged under hidden in underground hangars
Carter Harris
i went there in 2011, unless you're saying that was actually a Total Recall situation