How do you want your economy my dude?

>How do you want your economy my dude?

JUST

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He'll legalize weed eventually though and then you won't need cash

If there would be a decent alternative why not?
I don't see what though. But it would be best. Invest in the future and sell oil to third worlders like murika

Read between the lines, you fucking morons.

Trudeau is a pro-oil neoliberal. Please don't tell me you guys swallowed the bluepill already.

Sage.

Oil sands will end up being a cleanup project in 20 years, may as well get rid of it now. The oils not going anywhere, and we have other sources.

Oil sands have been slowing down over the last 5 years anyways, not nearly as lucrative as it once was.

>oil price goes down
>production of expensive oil from oils sands goes down

thanks Nostradamus

butthurt albertanigger detected

>a fucking leaf

>Have a 3rd world resource extraction economy that is only working because of our proximity to the USA
>Proceed to remove the only things that make us money
We're fucked.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

ALBERTA SECEDE AND JOIN USA

>base entire economy on oil extraction
>stop extracting oil

Wow just fuck me up royally, guy

How to... I dont even know what this is...
>1, sell all your precious metal commodities
>2, abandon domestic natural resouce commodities

What happens next?

sell low get high amirite lmao

>Trudeau turns Harper's balanced budget into a deficit
>A huge deficit
>Turns out the deficit is going to be even bigger than he promised during the campaign (no surprise there)
>SELLS OFF ALL OUR GOLD
>Decides to shut down one of our biggest natural resource sites
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING.

Never let women vote.

>let's take the high road and not exploit our resources b/c our lefty scientist friends tell us this is the right thing to do, while consuming hand-over-fist amounts of subsidies and scholarships and funding bursaries to give us alternative to a problem we all agree exists

>lets allow china and africa to get ahead, we'll be quietly poor like a cuckshed of a country

I hate this faggot so much

>SA ramps up production to run american frackers out
>end up fucking us
>welp, might as well take one of our most lucrative industries and punt it

we're fucked either way. weedman is proposing it b/c he thinks thats what the left hippies wanna hear and b/c he thinks it makes him sound forward-thinking, rather than just arrogantly stupid about us foregoing one of the few job opportunities that is a lucrative career in this frozen fucking tundra.

its not like we have many service-based industries

What is Canada's economy? How are they even first world?

oh yea this old trope.

Marilize Legajuana and tax it!

oh yes, please put it in stores for double the price, plus tax (which we are already overtaxed). that will surely stabilize the economy!

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Their major exports are B-list celebrities and inconsequential sports players.

Alberta, I bet if you sent a plea to our government to be signed on as the 51st state of the union, we'd totally accept. Tons of rights, (guns!) economic boom from oil sands, more jobs. Plus, America loves oil. We'll accept in a heartbeat.

Because we're beside you.

Like Mexico except colder and less cartels. Same drug exporting problem though.

Funny that, what with the US election I would have expect it to become their main import as well.

It still blows my mind that canadians elected this retard

just wait til he does the same with mining. goodbye canadian economy.

If you're economy wins, you lose

Free weed was the perfect tool to get the younger votes.

>44344 sick palindrome breh. Thoth be praised

He's right though. Americans will be getting their own oil and OPEC will be assholes again making our oil irrelevant.

I don't understand his thought processes. What's Canada-China relations like?

we are an resource exporting country....like russia. We export oil, lumber, mineral, etc.

>Canadian's make the backbone of their economy based on oil
>Saudi Arabia says fuck OPEC
>jacks up production
>oil prices are finally starting to go back up
>Trudeau calls for end to oil sand production

JUST

>What is Canada's economy?
Its a Service Economy. Canadas primary exports are oil and soft wood lumber.

>How are they even first world?
nationsonline.org/oneworld/third_world_countries.htm

Technically speaking, as Canada is a socialist country it isn't first world as its manufacturing industry is failing, has no real developed natural resource, has no real foreign investment, and has no real technology development sector.

apathy and a protest vote are a hell of a thing.

That is a MAJOR difference between Canada and the US; we will engage in Brit/French-style voting politics for seemingly harmless reasons

>harper is on CBC news every night for nearly 10 years
>people get sick of his mug and want a change but don't like the candidates
>other parties know this and capitalise
>"anyone but harper; stop harper", etc
>baseless reasons why people hate him
>imamclair (NDP) was leading until 8 days before the election
>trudeau announces on a friday he'll add 875$ million to the CBC's budget
>state-sponsored media on sunday's scrum all of the sudden fan-boys over the faggot
>his party is elected with 36%(?) of the vote
>having the most amount of seats (not even winning a majority) and being the elected leader of said party (via party members) means you are now the PM

I love this country but folks vote like retards in the GTA/Quebec

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CRASHING THIS ECONOMY
WITH NO SURRVIVORS

Still, i'm glad Mulcair didn't get in

Very underrated.

federally/politically? Fine, so to speak. Chinese exploit our laws to gain a foothold with their companies dealing with mining and resources.

Socially/culturally? Literally hated by everyone.

Chinese are currently the reason why whites (and non-whites alike) can't afford to live in the GTA/GVA (TOR/VAN) . They use our real estate market to park illicit money from their governments as a tax haven (see Melbourne, Aussieland).

Even leftist normies hate the chinese. They're loud, obnoxious, and feel zero remorse for hating this country but sucking it dry for services. Most never learn how to speak the language. We fucked the japanese in the 40s and they are still model citizens.

>Technically speaking, as Canada is a socialist country it isn't first world as its manufacturing industry is failing, has no real developed natural resource, has no real foreign investment, and has no real technology development sector.

what the fuck did I just read?

harper looks creepy as fuck

>his party is elected with 36%(?) of the vote
>having the most amount of seats (not even winning a majority) and being the elected leader of said party (via party members) means you are now the PM

This is why I love our system for electing the president. Yours basically insures no outsiders can come in and rek the establishment's shit.

Canadiennes*

>Technically speaking, as Canada is a socialist country it isn't first world as its manufacturing industry is failing, has no real developed natural resource, has no real foreign investment, and has no real technology development sector.

You're fucking with me, what actually keeps your nation alive after this announcement? R&D?

You are also fucking with me as well. If the Chinese are so despised why is he giving them a leg up?

same but that's not saying much. Hopefully Trudeau really is the air-head my buddy on the hill says he is so he gets nothing done. Worried too much about public image.

agreed. Even normies who voted for trudeau recognize this and it became a campaign issue to reform our electoral system.

Well when the libs set up the ministry, did the research, and figured changing it now would threaten their re-election, they decided that we the people decided it "was longer an issue" and shuffled the bitch in charge of it to another department.

cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-trudeau-electoral-reform-critics-1.3813714

AND THEN

cbc.ca/news/politics/wherry-monsef-shuffle-electoral-reform-1.3930891

BTW the ontario wing of the liberal party has generational scandals involving the misappropriation of billions of dollars of tax payer money. I'm legit not kidding. Every decade when they're re-elected by morons with the memory of fish they fuck up again.

Mines is where the money can be made, but Canada is a tax heaven for foreign corporations. We even clean their shit after they leave like the ultimate cuck we are.

He will hold onto it to try to get elected again. Probably never follow through with it because we're signed onto some international drug treaties. King Quebec Cuck does not wish to be looked at badly by the UN.

>You're fucking with me, what actually keeps your nation alive after this announcement? R&D?
This announcement was very recent. I suspect they're trying to keep it together, but once this hits it's all going to come crashing down.

I'll see you on the other side, Sup Forums.

Hempbarrassing!

>You are also fucking with me as well. If the Chinese are so despised why is he giving them a leg up?

Nope. The other guy's diatribe was objective nonsense, but generally people don't like the chinese. Trudeau's obviously out of touch but even if he wasn't you can't kick out a nationality as a lefty PM without cause.

You're kidding asking why he's bending over for the chinks, right?

He's a globalist doing whatever he can to destroy this country, including selling it out to the chinese. Harper did some of this too with our mining rights. We have no true patriots politicians; just globalist sell-outs. Trudeau was the guy who says that our nation, founded by Brits and Anglos and settled by Celts, Norves, Germans, etc. has no historical identity or cultural heritage.

Damn, that's a shame, do you guys think if America prospers under Trump you will do better?

I don't know how our trade is with you guys, but if Trump negotiates with prime minister fucboi I can't imagine you guys doing well.

I voted for Duceppe like a good Quebecois boy

>LEAFS

Friendly reminder to Albertans, you can always petition Washington for Statehood.

Saskatchewan can come too if you want.

maybe we can get a carbon tax on all our products just in time for the average wage to go down.

We'd probably be better off with just the two of us, but the issue would be having no port.

jesus christ he's retarded

He's making your poor so China can buy up your water for cheap.

>be leaf
>be relevant
chose one

if our oil sands get taken away, I propose we come for your nazi gold. maybe you'll enjoy the irony when all your neighbors stay neutral

a fucking medical sign

youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA&channel=UCPo2ahzqTiqFnkjmquye9Hg

You don't need oil when you're becoming the centre of the world's cannabis-industrial-complex

That's Big Pharma Eds & Meds $$$ + a state monopoly on recreational weed of all extractions $$$

smart leaf

Aww....but I'd love to have Albertan Senators helping Trump BTFO the left even more.

Anyone else predicting legit Marxist movements to start gaining traction in metropolitan Canadians areas? The neoliberal government and the leftist institutions already enable this faggotry why shouldn't it start to spring up in reaction to Canada's current and future economic woes?

Democracy is a mistake.

How did this guy get elected?

I mean fucking hell, every day he says or does something even more retarded than the last.

>leaf

>Everyone calls for the end of the oil sands and that Alberta needs to "diversify their economy"
>No suggestions ever as to what Alberta is going to do to suddenly become a successful "diversified economy"

Seriously, what the fuck is Alberta going to do besides yank oil out the ground for money? Half the province is more/less uninhabitable, frozen Boreal forest. Manufacturing makes zero sense for us. We have no coastline. Can barely generate hydroelectricity. Wind power is a joke. Farming is a dying industry to 3rd world countries and the heavily subsidized American farms. No smart and successful people want to live in a freezing fucking cold area in the middle of Canada, and the only reason people currently do is because of oilbux.

Seriously, I have no idea why all these environmentalists get so butthurt about the oil sands. There's literally fucking nothing in northern Alberta besides cold weather, trees, and muskeg. Who gives a shit if there's a couple in-situ drilling/service rigs sucking oil out of the ground?

Yeah sure, taxes are TOTALLY bad for the economy, sure.

we've slaughtered better than you.

I thought oil sands were the only thing keeping Canada as a 1st world country.

Meme
Real estate, service sector, manufacturing are all more important to our econ than oil extraction.
Don't believe the Alberta Defence Force

NICE COLLECTION! i need some diopters for my 31.

Yeah fuck those Albertans for wanting to continue to feed themselves and their families on a decent wage, the fucking monsters.

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Oil sands are currently not profitable to extract, so they are not going to be contributing very much directly to the Canadian exchequer. It is a diversified economy in Canada, they are fine.

Just fucking end it

>Real estate
Eventually the chinese will have finished buying your nation.

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Yeah pay the mudslimes for their oil instead.

Nice going Canacucks.

Eventually you guys will be good at a sport besides speed skating.

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>most lucrative industry
are you fucking stoned?
do you even understand what the eroei ratio for oil sands are?
1:5
for every one gallon of oil used you get back 5 in return. do you know how much the eroei for fraking is? something like 1:25-50

for the amount of ecological destruction oil sands have on the environment and to get such shit eroei rations, oil sands are a complete fucking disaster, not to mention must companies are propped up and actually dont make a profit. Anyone who is ageist this has no fucking clue how energy is extracted

We got Captain Trump to avoid the ice berg in this time line Gook Jew

>t. JET child-molester

We already pay mudslimes for oil
Oil sands oil doesn't stay in Canada it goes to the US
There is no East-West pipeline in Canada

Ya know, everyone just needs to go snowboarding, smoke some dank ganja and chill out. It's 2015 OKAY?

if theres something canada has an abundance of, its unused land no one will ever see. who the fuck cares if some tiny fraction is used up by oil sands

Right, because the U.S. doesn't buy oil from the the Saudis, Iraqis or other sand nigger countries. Moron. Only 40% of your oil is domestic burger. where the fuck do you think you're getting it?

you must of missed the part where i said it's also unprofitable...

insideclimatenews.org/news/20130219/oil-sands-mining-tar-sands-alberta-canada-energy-return-on-investment-eroi-natural-gas-in-situ-dilbit-bitumen

get fucking educated retards

Except that's completely wrong

If you need less than 40% of the vote to get a majority of seats then the Canadian system of government is actually easier for an outsider to navigate, hence why they have 3 major parties and used to have 4 before the Bloc shit the bed

The reason why Canada doesn't have a nationalist party but Trump was able to hijack the neocon party and force it back towards its roots as a nationalist-capitalist party is because of the different mentalities of Americans and Canadians- Canadians are much more wary of standing up for themselves.

You should care considering Edmonton ranked as the city with the 3rd worst air quality in the world not so long ago.

>that gun in the middle

how uncomfortable

This loser again.

man fuck you nigger

Why don't you?

But you're wrong, just look at France and Germany. Existing political parties will work to undermine parties which threaten the establishment. Meanwhile Trump ran with only the support of the people and a few Republican politicians. He never would have gotten the Prime Minitership without support from an already established political entity.

think again, it's a based leaf post

I hope that piece of shit Trudeau chokes on a fucking horderve and has a near death experience, so his soul can exit his body, review his life and just actually realize "what the flying fuck am I even doing"