Once upon a time

...a Serb decided to fuck his ass with a bottle and blamed Albanians for it.

>a Serbian farmer from Kosovo who was at the centre of a notorious incident in May 1985, when he was treated for injuries caused by the forceful insertion of a glass bottle into his anus.

>On 1 May 1985, Đorđe Martinović, a 56-year-old resident of the Kosovo town of Gnjilane, arrived at the local hospital with a broken bottle wedged in his rectum. He claimed that he had been attacked by two Albanian-speaking men while he was working in his field. After being interviewed by a Yugoslav People's Army colonel, Martinović reportedly admitted that his injuries had been self-inflicted in a botched attempt at masturbation. Public investigators reported that "the prosecutor made a written conclusion from which it appears that the wounded performed an act of 'self-satisfaction' in his field, [that he] put a beer bottle on a wooden stick and stuck it in the ground. After that he sat 'on the bottle and enjoyed'."

>A second opinion was sought and provided a month later by a commission under Professor Dr. Janez Milčinski.[4] The Milčinski team concluded that Martinović could have inserted the bottle by positioning it on a stick, which he had pushed into the earth, but had slipped during masturbation and broke the bottle in his rectum under the force of his body's weight.

You literally can't make this shit up.

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>The case was met with a flood of nationalist and anti-Albanian statements in the Serbian press. This was, in itself, a significant development. The Communist Yugoslav state had for many years made open nationalism a taboo subject, and the Yugoslav media had previously systematically downplayed nationalism. The collapse of this taboo in the coverage of the Martinović case heralded the growth of nationalism that was to lead to the country's collapse in 1991.

And this is the story of how a degenerate Serb, who liked to fuck his ass with a bottle, started a war.

kek

Kosovo is Serbja

It is an independent country and 95% of people there are Albanians. So, what do you mean?

serfcucks

Rare pic

Winrar my post, Russia is going to try some shit in the balkan after trump gets elected.

theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/11/serbia-deports-russians-suspected-of-plotting-montenegro-coup

bbc.com/news/world-europe-38625872

Anything that i missed?

Russia won't, but Serbia is and will. Trump, however, will not change the American politics towards Balkans and/or Russia. Especially considering that he personally said his statements about Serbia were "a hoax" and also considering the fact that the American government is all red, Republican and anti-Russian (therefore, anti-Serbian).

If anything, they will really fuck them up.

thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/314374-trumps-first-foreign-trip-as-president-will-be-to-meet-putin

dont be to sure mate, they have something on him.

They may, but:

1) He can't make a single decision on his own, has to have the rest of the government agreeing with him

2) Even if he was 100% pro-Russian and willing to suck their cock, the USA would never want to give up the influence that they have in the Balkans. Geo-politically speaking. Maybe they'd trade something else.

We will talk after trump lifts the sanctions. Has anything happend resently in Bosnia or Croatia with regards to tensions?

what the fuck man

no wonder they don't go back to the balkans I wouldn't want a faggot buthurt neighbor too blaming me

And the circle closes yet again.

The Republic of Srpska (the "Serbian" part of Bosnia and Herzegovina, that is the product of ethnic cleansing of Bosnians and Croats) has been wanting to secede and join Serbia for the past 20+ years. Recently, they've had a celebration of the beginning of the genocide and brought out the military in the streets to celebrate.However, these people are incredibly poor - borderline starving and crumbling economically.

The prime minister of Republika Srpska, Milorad Dodik, lied about being invited to Trump's inauguration (he simply bought a ticket that everyone can buy) and was later banned from entering the United States twice - the US embassy refused to give him a visa and cited his political stances as the reason for that.

When it comes to Croatia, they don't really have a problem with Serbs because not many Serbs live there. However, their president has said that the celebration of Republika Srpska was a celebration of fascism and ethnic cleansing, something along those lines.

The Bosniaks aren't really responding to the entire situation, even though the public is pretty outraged by it. Sadly, the Bosniak leadership is too passive and it is expected that they get overthrown or something similar, soon.

This Kosovo train thing is another provocation from Serbia. They are literally provoking almost every single one of their neighbors and everything is very reminiscent of the early 19990s, in general.

What do you make of all that?

>t. father was loaded onto a bus at Srebrenica

odjebi turski pas

>The prime minister of Republika Srpska, Milorad Dodik, lied about being invited to Trump's inauguration (he simply bought a ticket that everyone can buy) and was later banned from entering the United States twice - the US embassy refused to give him a visa and cited his political stances as the reason for that.


Ahahaha, what a cuck

Yeah, it was a huge story. He really embarrassed himself. Even flaunted the "invitation" on live television.

Yeah, can't really blame them for not wanting to live next to degenerates.

apropos, your question.

Like I said before, russia is trying to steer some shit up, before the serbs die out because the cant fuck their women anymore due to ugliness.

>reverse-search

>how coca cola became kosher

good thing I don't drink any soft drinks anymore

Yeah, they will die out pretty soon desu. Pic related is the birthrate in Serbia.

I don't think it's the ugliness of their women though, they're just impotent and infertile. Can't get it up and refuse to take Viagra because it was invented by an Albanian-American and they fucking hate Albanians.

This shit is hilarious.

kek

Yet all of it true, funnily enough. Where will they send the next lovetrain of tolerance?

>He claimed that he had been attacked by two Albanian-speaking men

We're they wearing trump hats? I think I know who they are.

kek

The real question is, what was in the bottle?

It was made in Russia, I dont believe it will even make it back. Some serb-gypo will scrape it before it leaves serbia.

kek

jew coke is better it uses sugar instead of hfcs

Serbs always start wars over dumb shit. First 1914, now this.

I hope it doesn't make it back too. That would be fun.

Indeed they do.