Mexicans, please explain

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please dont tell me all the comments down there are saying how "delicious it looks"

UGH wtf is THAAAAAT

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I was with it till the sweets...

They are saying. It looks awful

Not my fault, i hate that kind of food

TL;DW i know theres candy at the end. is that why the original muslim is freaking out?

Jesus Christ how the fuck do you even eat that there's so much shit stacked on top of it, wtf Mexico

>Hear my car alarm go off
>fuck, going to have to get up and turn it off
>realize that it's not my car alarm but a car in the video

Seriously Mexicans, wtf? This shit is just salt upon salt upon salt, probably takes a good 30 years off your life if you eat this shit regularly.

Children in Africa would love to eat that

kek.

There is not enough weed in the world to give me that kind of munchies...

>30 years off your life
>as a mexican

like thats a bad thing?

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I guess that is why Mexico is fatter than us somehow

I watched the entire thing, if you want to know how your average Mexican male is, look no further.

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someone plz post the 2 webms

>6:00 into this monstosity
>harlem shake starts playing
>applys the gummybears
>syrup and chocolate sticks
>then clamato juice

>galinha pintadinha in spanish

Holy shit, that devilish soundtrack from hell truly is everywhere.

its just junk food for idiot people, FUCKING KEK WHY YOU POST SHIT THIS AGAIN, DONT POST THE OTHER WEBM

>I was with it till the sweets...

so you just ignored the pickled pig skin and fruit?

this pretty based, even if I have on idea whats being said or whats happening.

>wtf Mexico

Those who are buying that are americans, he is in California.

Doritos, Rufles, onion snacks, mangos, coconut, cheese(s), a sauce made out of orange if I'm not wrong and gummy. North America was a mistake

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That looks delicious

The street is called California

How much does that plate cost?

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Just a matter of time.

FOR WHAT PURPOSE

mexican willy wonka

That wall can't come fast enough

Mexican Exceptionalism on display folks

Mudslimes cant eat candy?

It looks good u pussies. It is incredibly unhealthy but to a country in which cuisine heavily relies on strong flavors it looks good. O les pica culos?

DELET THIS ! ! !

Gel made from pigs?

This isn't even food.

I don't know what this is.

But you can't mix tortilla chips, chopped onions, cheese, and gummi bears.

Somewhere there's a programmer working on our simulation going

>Oh shit. Nah. Nah. That's not supposed to happen.

>bean sprouts
fuck off

the sooner mexico gets nuked the better

that battery verse killed me

nonononono I'm not watching that again

The word antojo translates to craving. This is no established dish in Mexico and probably ordered somebody with a sick sense of taste or pregnant.

>murica
>put fried shit in it

>mexico
>put junk food on it

north america cuisine was a mistake

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>I don't know what this is
The name says it, it's a snack.

Says the South American surviving off insects and turnips.

>Mexicans actually consume Tostitos
Have I been rused somehow?

I was on board with it until he started adding nuts to it. Then I saw the candy and had to stop the video.

Wow it literally took that motherfucker 7 minutes to make that inedible mass.

Fuck you. I haven't seen this in a long time. Fuck you, man... I watched it twice.

>leaf

pls no bully

What the fuck? I expect higher taste from even a Mexican. Shameful display.

This fucking spic literally just put some Tostitos, Doritos, and too many fucking toppings and the title proudly says "100% Mexicano."
> Mexican innovation

Im sure there are worse not trying to condone that thing in the op

Honestly looked delicious before he started putting candy on it.

>if you eat this shit regularly.
I don't think anyone would. Then again, we do have people drinking literal gallons of soda a day so maybe you're onto something.

>the pickled pig skin
Was the the first, second, or third wave of red sauce looking gunk?

A thousand keks

we taught the beaners well, would eat 10/10.

You pretentious fucks calling it disgusting need to self-reflect. Americans eat things that the rest of the world finds disgusting as well (spray cheese, peanut butter & jelly, deep fried X, etc.)

Forgot to mention you.

>uses scissors to open a bag of chips
>just coats everything in various hot sauces
Mexican "food" is more tomato and chile paste than anything. Why the fuck to liberals glamorize this shit as a defense for mexican culture?

surprised I could watch that and not get queasy

I'm proud of myself

So this is food aye.

AYY LMAO

My hatred for spics grows larger every day

nice meme cletus

it looks great but there is no possible way to eat that while enjoying everything at once

>This isn't even food.
>I don't know what this is.
It's like potato chips. It's junk (((food))), or a snack.
The more far north you are, the more common it is to see nachos.

alright first i thought "it looks uneatable" but it's for occasion so nothing wrong with it

then he put candies on it ?

>the weeb shit mouse pad

Because he's a norteƱo and he has to bragg about something.
In the south nobody gives a fuck what kind of food you're eating, and you don't need to remind yourself you're mexican since USA's culturan influence doesn't reach us.

There's something incredibly wrong with some people. What do you think the weird fetishes were from 2000 years ago? Do you think perversion is getting worse or people have always been this weird?

What's funny is that they keep their rubber gloves on when they go to the bathroom.

Is this some new form of Mexican population control? It's like every bad fast food rolled up into one giant, horrifying thing.

How are you suppose to eat this? You can't eat it with your hands, you can't eat it with fork... wtf

>What do you think the weird fetishes were from 2000 years ago?

>HNNNNNNNNG ANKLES!
My theory, at least, is there is some inherent idea within humans about what is taboo and what isn't, and the bar keeps getting raised with advances in technology and changes in culture. There have always been taboos and people who naturally felt inclined to rebel against the preset notions that society had given them. With the internet and attention whoring as popular as it is now, "weird" just keeps rising as more obscure. Futanari porn, for example was not too common 10 years ago and was a niche genre, now it's like in the top ten if not top 20 of fetishes looked for. Now it's personal fetishes gaining attention, like covering yourself in shit, posting videos of auto-erotic asphyxiation, a lot more pegging, and dog fuckers are getting popular with lax animal sex laws in place. It's subjective, as what our parents thought was weird as kids/teens might be common place by the time we're born. It's all subjective, but it has gotten to the point where people are not afraid to push buttons and literally swim in shit to get off.

I'm not a fan of that huge made-to-impress isn't-even-(((made)))-it's-just-layered-Sabrita-products snack, but I must say I do like combining salty & sweet flavours.

Not in a "gummybear with salsa" fashion, but in a "cheese with sugar" style. Like pineapple on a pizza.

>Is this some new form of Mexican population control?
The weak were weeded out a looong long time ago.

>You can't eat it with your hands
That's where you're wrong.
You eat it with your fingers. Trust me, I too hate having salsa staining my hands, but that's what napkins are for.
Lots and lots of napkins.

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Can confirm. I've been getting more and more degenerate as time goes by.

>Surely he must be done
>Pulls out candy

>>Surely he must be done
>>Pulls out candy

The day of the rake has been postponed. In the meantime, we need to push forward towards the day of the wall.

I mean, I used to look up lesbian porn when I was 13. Now I look for lesbian incest porn. Now if only there was mother+daughter swingers porn, like mom1 and her daughter go to a party, meet mom2 or maybe an aunt, and her daughter, and each mom takes eachother's daughter home for the night. Fuck.

There's literally nothing wrong with gummy bears dipped in salsa. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

So than what is the future of perversion? Just literally killing yourself? I've heard about the gays that want to get AIDS, but I'm not sure that's real or not. I'm sure a couple people are into it but how many?

i'm pretty sure onions and gummy bears/fruit/and picked pork doesn't mix

Probably pretty good until he started putting candy on.

>I've heard about the gays that want to get AIDS
Bug chasers or something. I'm pretty sure they're real, although the stories about them might be exaggerated. The future as is right now looks to be heading into VR since that allows you to self insert into porn. There's already SFM perspective porn, where you either suck someone off or get sucked off. Next would be making is realistic, or maybe just tape a go-pro onto a porn star's head and use that perspective. Then would have to be the physical feeling, which japs or koreans might be making to emulate a pussy or an ass with silicone body parts that have pulses and realistic textures but sell for a few thousand, and making them sync with VR environments would make them cost more. I would guess that the future of fetishes lie in the hands of those with money and desperation since most rich people can buy sex, but there are some who want to pursue it without the human element, if that makes sense.

Shit like that poop guy has been around, caprophilia I believe. Arab shieks like to rent hookers from the netherlands to poop on their chests and piss in their mouths as a way to feel superior to whites but that's just what they can buy within their sexually repressed lives in a country where female citizens can't even drive or walk outside the house alone.

With physical shit, since MtF and FtM surgery is getting more and more "refined" I guess (transfags are still freaks), there might be a push to make other shit possible. Like the micheal jackson route, where you bleach your everything and get to claim to be an albino, or maybe surgically add whiskers and cat ears to yourself.

Killing yourself for sexual gratification is not new, although it is pretty extreme. I've read that there is an intense surge of euphoria as one is dying or near death, and as such, some people like to induce near death experiences upon themselves, but I'm not too keen on the validity of this since it's more so hearsay on forums.

2017- Putting random shit on a plate

This is just something Mexico does...

Can confirm.
I once made a ham & cheese sandwich out of sugar bread, and added mustard for shits and giggles.
Best damn sandwitch I've ever tasted.

Don't tempt me you monster...
That sounds delicious.

That's up to you to find out, user. If you dare.

>1:30 into the video
THIIIIIIICCCC

SHUT IT DOWN NOOOWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

VR could be a game changer. But it might be a good thing. Instead of going out and fucking horses or dogs in real life, someone may just pop their headset on and load up fuckdog.exe. Who knows though, maybe it will get more people into beastiality than it gets off. It's always hard to predict where the future will go. Who would have thought disney movies and anthromorphic cartoon ponies would turn into a large swathe of people into furries?

Do you see this flag?!
I will become a diabetic just to show you I can!

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