Japan has world's lowest crime rate

>Japan has world's lowest crime rate

Hmmm I wonder why that is...

lowest birth rate
highest number of NEETs
highest suicide rate

hmmm I wonder why that is...

I don't know

Maybe those 2 fucking nukes?

These are all genuinely good questions. Nips don't have our diversity problems, yet they're still cucked as hell. What's going on?

>lowest birth rate
no
>highest suicide rate
no
>highest number of NEETs
also probably no.

Have you even seen Japanese people? How is a race where full grown men are the same size as Merican 10 year olds gonna commit a crime?

no blacks

a guy in japan stabbed and killed 26 people this summer...although he killed people in a nursing home

Shitty work culture
That's it
Fix it and those problems are gone

Anime & no niggers

I'm curious, what countries are lower?

They're all busy killing themselves?
Savage

I have a theory that they got twisted in a really strange way due to censorship of porn. Just look at all their weird shit...

They don't let whites in

vatican

Google's a thing, champ.

Tuvalu

The police massage the numbers and dismiss murders as suicides to make their society look better than it is.

No niggers or camel jockeys

Lack of enrichment is a one thing but crime rate is also strictly tied to number of young males. Japan is a rapidly aging society and old people don't tend to commit crimes.

Here in Spain we are all fucking killing ourselves and don't have any jobs. Seriously, the goverment pays 3K€ just for having a baby.

This, East Asians think that lying is a moral imperative and worship the idea of superficial perfection. You might as well trust Nork or PRC statistics.

Homogeneous nation

>The police massage the numbers and dismiss murders as suicides to make their society look better than it is.

Shut the fuck up. You have NO idea how japanese police operate.

It's not like american police. Japan has a conviction rate of 99%. This is by no means a coincidence.

>Americans asking why Japan is so cucked

You killed all the alpha men, it's your fault. Pay reparations you stupid fucks.

Only one-tenth of one percent of the population of Japan is black.

Among all countries of the globe, there is a direct correlation between the number of blacks as a percentage of the population and the incident of violent crime. More blacks means more crime. The social justice warriors can pretend all they want, they can blame US slavery all they want, but they cannot stop people from waking up to the verifiable fact that more blacks means more violent crime regardless of the country those blacks live in. It is a black problem, and one that blacks choose to lay blame on everyone and everything but themselves. Time for blacks to grow up and take an honest look in the mirror.

oh, fuck. the leaf is right. we cucked the japs.

It's OK.

The nukes made japan our best friends.

It's possible for an american to move and live in japan in the current timeline. Wouldn't be possible in a timeline where the nukes weren't dropped.

They have a conviction rate of 99% because they dismiss cases that are difficult to prosecute because performance is based on number of successful convictions.

>Only one-tenth of one percent of the population of Japan is black.
>ONLY
That sounds like a shitload of blacks, m8.
Kek, if only. Just look at us.

Hong Kong and Macau. Singapore.

Without immigration, probably Canada.

>he thinks we were the good guys
>things are better this way because we can go visit cucks that jerk their 3 inchers to cartoons

come on, now...

Ethnic and cultural homogeneity.

Granted that's only a piece of the puzzle, as most African countries are ethnically homogeneous as well, and they're all violent impoverished shitholes.

>They have a conviction rate of 99% because they dismiss cases that are difficult to prosecute because performance is based on number of successful convictions.

You have the right idea, but you have the wrong conclusion.

Yes, the police dismiss cases where evidence isn't conclusive, no, it's not because they're trying to inflate percentages. You're retarded if you think this.

It's because in Japanese society, getting arrested means you are fucked for life. Just the act of being arrested ends your social career in Japanese society forever.

The police know this, and only arrest when absolutely necessary because of the huge social effect the arrest makes on the city.

America was wrong for the nukes, they're evil.

i'm just saying since we're americans we can reap the benefits of the nuke today.

Dunno about fertility but Greenland has a higher suicide rate.

Right, because instead of actually dealing with crime, they only go after sure things. American police have an awful closure rate because of the sheer volume they deal with.

>Japan has world's lowest crime rate

No they fucking dont, if someone gets shot and dies the police reports the death as "Death by very fast moving object"

COMPLETELY CAPITALISTIC

...

Yakuza controls them

>Right, because instead of actually dealing with crime, they only go after sure things

This is good, because of what japanese culture is right now.

You have to stop thinking about the japanese police from a western society standpoint. Japan is not a western society.

Japan's society punishes you far more than the police ever will. Japan is a society where a single false rumor can literally make you homeless.

Cultural difference. Japanese are taught that the whole is greater than the parts, and actually respect their neighbour.

Americans are taught that we need to stand on someone's neck to get ahead.

My wife visited Japan years ago, left her purse on the subway, and someone tracked down her hotel and returned the purse with nothing missing. That shit doesn't happen here.
> obligatory for Sup Forums
> BECAUSE THERE IS NO NIGGERS

Saw a homeless man in Japan asking for money. Rare. Homeless are not rare in Japan but rare as in asking for change; Homeless Japs don't ask for money.

It was a nigger.

>%99 conviction rate
be naughty jap, get thrown in the trap

It's basically re-confirming that asian society is superior to western society in nearly every facet but monetary gain

guess what fuckers, money isn't everything

>America was wrong for the nukes, they're evil.

They fucking deserved it.

We deserved to kill 1,100 innocent japanese civilians for every 1 innocent american killed in pearl harbor in a literal 1,500:1 ratio?

Fuck off.

...

FUCK YOU, TRAITOR!

except for Okinawa.

Yes.

No niggers.
No mudslimes.
No wetbacks.


It makes a difference.

and you're the reason american society is shit

congrats

because they all lok the same

HURRRDURRR MAYBE DON'T START WARS AGAINST SUPER POWERS

we are pinning our hopes on Japan.......the last pure nation

Fuck your double standards, asshole.

I think you mean no jews. Blacks aren't the problem.

Back then the policy was "if you as much as fuck with us we will burn your country to the ground"
Then Truman fucked everything up.

Capitalism.

I think our suicide is higher. Also the police are insane here, this si something the press will never ever talk about.

>Lowest birth rates

That would be Germany.

>Highest number of NEETs.

Why? Because Anime and Hentai? I think
a lot more people in, lets say, Africa, aren't
working or studying.

>Highest suicide rate

South Korea is higher. We are like 10th place?

>"Certainly, things like abortion and contraception is a part of that freedom..."
>"...abortion and contraception is..."
>"...is..."

Does Huffpost even attempt to hire writers who've passed 7th grade English?

It isn't full of whites.

Doesn't the Yakuza run everything over there?

The crime bosses run the country.

spelling is a social construct

Your a faggot

he was being irony

They disguise murders as suicides and the 99% conviction rate is cause the cops force confessions.
It's widely documented read a book.

This. Japan is a well oiled machine due to extreme monopoly on businesses and public service. Just look at the company names and which company owns what. You will be surprised on what you will know. South Korea is even worse.

>fixating on the nukes
The firebombings killed far, far more, and did much greater damage to the country.

A land invasion would have killed more of everyone, anyway.

>thinking nukes are evil
They are why we haven't had world war three.

We have come DAMN close to blowing everything up, on several occasions in fact. True. But I'll take that risk.

I honestly believe this. It's why the US Military collectively shits their pants everytime a US servicemember get in hot water with the japanese police and do everything humanly possible to get them back under their jurisdiction.

Homogenous society
Collectivist society

You native or an expat? Just wondering. Figure that might shift your perception of the whole justice system, if you've been living in it all that time.

Closer to three. The had that reacter fuckup

>lowest birth rate
>highest number of NEETs
>highest suicide rate
Sounds like the always republican taditional values respecting American suicide ring.

>lowest crime rate
Culture of underreporting and settling of matters outside of legal process ie culture of shame and yakuza.

Capish?

I'm active duty military.

>Alpha
>Literally throw their own lives away by blowing themselves up in caves so they don't get captured or flying into easily replaced boats.
>Just because someone told them to

Japs were always cucked as fuck collectivists on par with commies and nazis.

I didn't think there was any human life at all in your country. I always thought it was like Antarctica, where it's all just ice and some wildlife.

Ah, okay, that makes a lot of sense. Dunno why I didn't think of that to begin with.

I had a buddy on Okinawa who settled down there, married and had kids with a translator. He told me this fantastic story.

He was walking down the street when this demure young japanese guy came up to him and says, "hey, could you please have sex with my girlfriend?" And the guy pointed down the street and, lo and behold, there was an attractive young woman. "She's always wanted to have sex with a westerner. We'd really appreciate it."

Well, he said no. But the point of that anecdote was that, according to him, foreigners are considered pretty fuckable.

So. You heard any good stories of hard working Americans trying to help solve Japan's population problem?

Simple, cultural purity. While they may absorb pieces of other cultures, currently American being a favorite when in the past it was Chinese. They Japanese have tried to keep their culture as homogeneous as possible. Being a small isolated island has helped in the past, but currently it's more a social thing then geographical. Without divergent, subversive cultures within their society there is less tension and with that less antagonism. You can see in their past when this wasn't true and the resulting country wide wars that they fought against themselves.

In addition to this, the mores of the dominant culture stresses traits that preclude violent antisocial responses as being praiseworthy. Instead the ability to internalize, and suffer silently is seen as traits worthy of cultivation. Perseverance, stoicism, responsibility, politeness, fidelity, and personal, spiritual, and body cleanliness are seen as virtues.

It's hard for these traits to be used to glorify antisocial violent reactions.

Also, these traits lead to people that don't report any crimes unless they become truly egregious.

I havn't heard any stories of that at least around here. Most often I see a lot of guys settling down with nice japanese girlfriends.

Maybe if they acted like a civilized nation and declared war prior to attacking, abided by the Geneva Convention by not torturing their POWs and slaughtering civilians, and understand what surrender was we wouldn't have needed to take such measures

>gun control
>everyone in the country is the same anorexic little shit so they dont even bother
gee whiz i dunno op what is it

War crimes are a meme

Because they haven't raped, killed, and experimented on POWs during World War 2 didn't they?

Can't even carry pocket knives in Japan without a reason to, not even joking.

Americans never contribute to our birth rate.

I would have nuked them, but that's shitty reasoning for nuking them.

The civilians were complicit in establishing the system which led to those war crimes, but they can't really be faulted for making the choices they did, given their circumstances. Plus, they didn't exactly get the opportunity to hear about or put a stop to the actions of Unit 731, or the shit going on in the PoW camps.

The fact is that that the firebombs and arguably the nukes constitute a war crime. LeMay himself admitted it. But the fact of the matter is that we won. And that's just how war is. People do what they need to win.

Pretty much this. Edgy as it is, it tends to hold true in practice. And rational agents need to act on what's true in practice, rather than wishful thinking.

Unless an american father ditches the mother and the child in japan.

sounds like a utopia to me

Japanese women don't make baby without marriage.

You can't say that happens 100% of the time.

Yes.

But it's almost 100%.

>your

>highest number of NEETs
Ehh? over here unemployment rate is damn low.

Americans are nothing but contribute to AIDS.

>niggers arent a problem

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