A question for rural straight men:

A question for rural straight men:
Have you engaged in "bud sex" with your fellow rural straight men lately?

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fuck you eat shit

no such thing as bud sex
if you love being a faggot, that doesn't mean the others do

forced meme. the jews are projecting as usual. Even if real, that means they're bi not straight, just bi+picky, still far removed of the typical faggot

Honestly I've got to level with you guys. As a proud, gay Jew this kind of stuff doesn't bother me one bit. So I have the occasional fling with some of my friends, what harm is it doing to you?

No, there are plenty of cute farmer's daughters around here.

no , but I did one of my chickens,while watching Trump

Guys, maybe they're just charging their crystals?

fake news

This is a completely made-up meme, just like when they were pushing "bro sex" and saying that straight frat-guys had sex all the time. Just like that, it's baseless and makes no sense.

Who are these stories supposed to convince?

Hell no. I'd fuck his daughter, his wife, and his mom before I would even think about fucking him.

jesse singal is jewish

sage

What about granny?

This. So tired of faggots projecting their mental illnesses onto others

I remember reading this article. It's so dumb it hurts.

TL;DR for people that didn't read it:

Guys doing homosex while having family is somehow proof that "male sexuality is more complex that we thought".

The fact that they are doing it in small rural, conservative comunities or the fact that this is how gay men used to live before it was socialy acceptable to be gay has no impact whatsoever.

>A guy that I would consider more like me, that gets blowjobs from guys every once in a while, doesn’t do it every day. I know that there are a lot of guys out there that are like me … they’re manly guys, and doing manly stuff, and just happen to have oral sex with men every once in a while [chuckles]. So, that’s why I kinda prefer those types of guys … It [also] seems that … more masculine guys wouldn’t harass me, I guess, hound me all the time, send me 1000 emails, “Hey, you want to get together today … hey, what about now.” And there’s a thought in my head that a more feminine or gay guy would want me to come around more. […] Straight guys, I think I identify with them more because that’s kinda, like [how] I feel myself. And bi guys, the same way. We can talk about women, there [have] been times where we’ve watched hetero porn, before we got started or whatever, so I kinda prefer that. [And] because I’m not attracted, it’s very off-putting when somebody acts gay, and I feel like a lot of gay guys, just kinda put off that gay vibe, I’ll call it, I guess, and that’s very off-putting to me.

Seriously, am I supposed to believe someone actually said this?

(((FAKE NEWS)))

>By: Jesse Singal

>written by a personal friend of zoe quinn
WEW

i just said it out loud just for you :)

yui a shit

>I watched Brokeback Mountain once
>I'm going to write this into a thing now

>hebrewsurnames.com/SINGAL

Oy vey

Receiving anal sex is not something a straight man would be willing to do

>I am too small minded to fathom the concept therefore it doesn't exist because I said so!

BEHIND EVERY SHITPOST

turn your trip on Jesse

oy vey!

>not giving your lads brojobs

Faggots

Fucked my buddy in the ass last night watching Patriots vs Texans, good times!

>Not getting aids because I'm not a gay African nigger who sucks off his nigger bros for extra food

Man I don't know which is better

>Have you engaged in "bud sex" with your fellow rural straight men lately?


No but it is noteworthy that urban degenerates don't fantasize about each other.

>faggots pretending everyone is secretly gay

what a surprise

>I need to project my own sexual insecurities onto strangers on the Internet because I want to fuck the sweaty guy I play Overwatch with

oh I can fathom it. And I do NOT want it lol

Only faggots would give other guys blow jobs. I know what I do with my dick, I would never consider putting my mouth near it.

That and they've stolen the bro-job meme while giving it a shittier name.
Unforgivable.

Sexuality really isn't a spectrum. Its the 1 drop of semen rule.

>if you don't like gays you're gay
>if you don't like the way women act you're gay
>if you don't like living in the city you're gay
Give it a rest already before we rev up the ovens. Fucking kikes.

>Men That Identify As Straight Noted That They Enjoyed Giving Blowjobs To Weak And Effeminate Jewish Males More So Than Regular Sex.
>By Jesse Signal

You really think this isn't a desperate attempt to rationalise and promote homosexuality in rural people? It's blatant bullshit and the study has no scientific merit.

every fucking time.

No. Because sex is dumb and gay.I have my Dakimakura and am pretty happy with it.

"Promote" homosexuality? What the fuck? You think a dude is going to be somehow convinced by an article like this that they're gay even though they were 100% straight before reading it?

>live in desert
>play with neighbor boys when not feeding cows
>like to swim in the creek
>try skinny dipping
>eventually start hanging out naked
>hunt rabbits
>rub mud on each other
>other stuff

but no homo

No, I think the idea is to promote that sucking your mates dick is normal, and everyone does it, it's not gay.

i was passing by this thead and went on my way but something compelled me to come back and test the Sup Forums hypothesis

pic related is (((singal)))

Sup Forums literally is always right

You make my amygdala say 'kill'.

>implying it's gay to give your bud a brojob

CHOO-CHOO

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yeah that dosnt sound true at all

(s) am rural lad, no faggots around here

I understood that reference.

The Phenomenon of 'Gal Sex' Between Straight City Women

>"burden of proof isn't on the accuser!"

It's in the article. Proof has been provided and you can't dismiss proof out of hand because it's not what you wanted to hear.

Ruralfag reporting in.
Leftist meme normalising degeneracy. Gr8 b8 m8

>Who are these stories supposed to convince?
Fodder that is supposed to be 'evidence' for their side. Let's say you get into an argument about the number of gays. LGBT are around 1~2% of the population according to most statistics.
>ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/sexuality/bulletins/sexualidentityuk/2015

However, they like to push the meme that gas are 10%+. If you ask for evidence for this claim, you get shit like in the OP.