CATHOLIC GENERAL >DEDICATED CATHOLIC GENERALS EVERY SUNDAY
Everyone is welcome. Discuss news, ask question, give answers, be kind to one another, and above all assist one another in living the virtuous life. As usual, I will be assisting with answering questions and helping people out. I recommend you do the same.
I've never really done the church thing, but am interested in trying. Can some one give me a step by step of what happens, starting as you walk in the door? Maybe as a green text.
Nolan Russell
>went church this morning >fucked my girlfriend in the ass in the evening
Fuck me. I feel like I've hit this point where I just make excuses for myself. Like trying to justify that God won't be mad at me for whatever sin I commit for whatever reason. E.g my gf and I are going to get married anyway, so what's the difference between now and later etc.
Henry Sanders
Nice to see you WOLFSHIEM.
Happy Sunday to all of my fellow Catholics.
Jayden Morgan
Friendly reminder that Jehovas Witnesses are heretics of the highest order, above even those silly Mormons.
Was expecting to walk to my parish for the 8am but due to anons here I decided to stay and try to help them. Going to 11am instead. Anything but the 5pm Guitar Mass.
user, please, that assumes too much of me.
I use Laudate all the time. Good recommendations. I'll see what I can work into the next OP.
Alexander Brown
The assfucking isn't an actual loophole.
Jackson Reyes
Ha, being called heretic by heretic... not really efficient.
Justin Long
What's the Church's stance on Jacob Boehme? Been reading his stuff and it seems alright
Jonathan Foster
Nice! I'm going to my first Latin mass today and I can't wait.
John Hernandez
>walk in the church >genuflect >take a seat >priest comes in with his deputy priests and altar children >hymn may be sung >priest leads you through various different prayers, profession of faith etc >have two readings from the bible which vary depending on what sunday it is in the year >priest gives a sermon about whatever he wants >sign of peace >receive communion >sing hymns at various different points >the mass is ended go in peace to love and serve the lord >thanks be to god
Jason Ramirez
I tried becoming Christian a while ago, couldn't do it though. Couldn't manage to suspend my disbelief at supposedly all these things happening in a very localized area of the planet at a very specific time frame when most people were superstitious, and the only thing we have to go on are these scraps written by people 100 years or more divorced from the actual events that say "These things totally happened man" and contradict each other.
That said I support Christianity because as far as religions go it's benign and teaches good moral values. Unfortunately I'm too much of a skeptic to make the leap to being a true believer
Ethan Nguyen
I am aware If anything, I'd argue that it's even worse It depends whether you wish to interpret sodomy as the act of anal sex between two people, or between two people of the same sex.
But that's an irrelevant detail. I mean the fact that neither of us saved ourselves till marriage (note: we are each other's first and only sex partner)
Matthew Walker
3-1/2 hours.
Feels bad knowing the Latino families always show up earlier and get the best seats though.
Chase Rodriguez
Good afternoon lads.
Jackson White
>Everyone is welcome. Here we come Catholics are satanists Prove me wrong
Brody Mitchell
Daily reminder that christianity is the catalyst that allows jewish ideas like marxism to take root in Europe. Don't forget that jesus was a globalist jew who encouraged crippling hospitality, just like Soros
Grayson Long
>being a christcuck good goyim
Nicholas Ross
Everyone has their problems. God still loves you.
Jack Rodriguez
Pro-tip: I can't.
Adrian Bell
>Worshipping a holy Argentinian communist >BASED pick one
Catholicism is bullshit and the papacy has no basis in Scripture, Sola scriptura faggots, I'm basing my faith on the WORD OF GOD, not on the words of your cuck-pope.
Gott mit uns.
Jaxson Ortiz
>Feels bad knowing the Latino families always show up earlier
Kek, the south east asians and the islanders do that here. Mass was pretty eh I'm struggling to find a parish I like and it's really really getting me down. I just want somewhere to go and feel truly uplifting. But I just can't find a parish that gives me that feeling I used to get from older parishers I knew
Charles Scott
>quick, refute neither the paper written by a top Bible scholar or the two other pages alleging that my religion is a top tier joke along with Scientology, laugh and call him a heretic
Make your own thread.
As long as you know. I don't know if that makes it worse or not.
Adam Morales
Download the laudate app. On it, you can look at the order of mass, what prayers are said when etc.
Will give you confidence, & allow you to learn without throwing yourself in at the deep end, as it were
Luis Miller
I hope you'll like it.
I've been to first Latin mass ever in my life this Christmas Eve. Too bad Latin masses in my country are practically non existent. Probably because we had long history of relations with Holy See so they granted us to hold service on our language long before Vatican II. Oh, well.
James Brown
Fedoras always say that they don't go around pushing their weirdo belief systems on others, and yet every single Christian thread, here they are.
Ethan Moore
This guy gets it!
Asher Turner
Burden of proof is on you :^)
John Moore
>Scripture is infallible >Remove 7 books from scripture
Thomas Cox
My favorite is >Catholic general >a bunch of protestants show up to complain
James Stewart
I read quickly the pages, nothing really difficult to debunk, just time consuming.
You don't debate with links or youtube videos, you know?
Zachary Moore
May I suggest adding a paste bin of Art? I have a modest folder which I could donate.
Easton Barnes
>Worshipping >papacy has no basis in Scripture >Sola scriptura in any case >Thinking that oral tradition and written tradition is not the same >God is with muslim lovers :*
Michael Ramirez
THIS
Suppose that's what happens when your religion is literally founded on protesting. Sadly for them, things founded with the purpose of negating something never thrive
Dominic Lopez
These are some of the people that appear on every christian thread and attack Catholics:
"And you shall be hated by all men for my name's sake. But he that shall endure unto the end, he shall be saved." Jesus could tell future whou would know
Hunter Ortiz
I know Aside from my imperfections and faults, I do what I can and have faith in the Lord regardless. >As long as you know. I don't know if that makes it worse or not. I don't know, but I'll reflect on it in my prayers >they granted us to hold service on our language long before Vatican II.
To je interesantno. Moji stari su iz hrvatske i moja mama mi je rekla da kad je bila cura, imao je "Latin mass" u njenu selu. (Please excuse my Diaspora grammar)
I'm not debating with you, I am providing three links for people to read so they have a primer on your religion and it's Bible. I have no interest in engaging in a debate. I mostly plan to shitpost before church and have fun banter with the Protestants who are also shitposting before church.
Mason Howard
This is dumb. These books are not from scriptures from the beginning, so they are not considered Infaillible.
Jeremiah Harris
Thanks gentlemen, this has been very helpful.
Samuel Sanders
>apocrypha >canon c'mon you can do better than that Thank you little brother. Why can't we have christian general? having a catholic general instead only further divides us. We should be more unified (whilst still disagreeing) against our common enemies.
Jacob Clark
I had church yesterday :)
I have all day now.
Brandon Gomez
I have a question. How do you start trusting God again? I see degeneracy all around me and I can't seem to be happy.
Julian Campbell
>First second of video >Easter (Ishtar) ITTIG
Anthony Ortiz
>Why can't we have christian general? having a catholic general instead only further divides us. We should be more unified (whilst still disagreeing) against our common enemies.
Because every Christian general is pic related.
Carter Gomez
The Laudate app mentioned by goes through everything and all the lines involved. Mass will be confusing at first. It's meant to be a process that gives good result and so its intended to train and become more accustom to the process as time goes on.
The process for non-Latin Catholic masses are generally:
>walk in >sit down (there is a tradition to bow on one knee before the altar before seating but don't do it if you don't mean it) >priests comes in with assistants >songs, to which there will be citations for there they are in the hymnal in the pew in front of you >the Sign of the Cross is done en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_of_the_cross#Motion >the priest will begin and the audience has specific things to say back as well. Don't worry if you don't know it at first. >opening prayers and time for us to reflect upon our sins and ask for forgiveness >two readings are done, one from the gospels and one from elsewhere in the New Testament (usually the letters of St. Paul) >speech is given about texts >a moment is given for everyone to greet and give peace to one another >the Eucharist (also known as communion) occurs. If you're not baptized, stay seated for this. >more song >Mass is over and you're to go in peace.
There is kneeling at certain spots too. Before and after the eucharist, people are given time to pray and also when doing your initial reflection and asking forgiveness.
Why is Catholic culture so beautiful? We have the best artists. How can Heretic-Seculars even compete? Sad.
Zachary Price
this
Xavier Jenkins
>common enemies
Sin and death are our common enemies.
Luke Collins
Do not receive communion if you're not Catholic.
Jack Gomez
Inspiration from centuries of pedophilia and degeneracy
Leo Hall
Probably because nobody really cares to make one. Asuppose that's proof that Protestant work ethic really is a sham. Can't even make your own generals tbqh.
Cameron Jones
>Second (not lesser, second) canon >apocrypha "no" >Why can't we have christian general? We had. It ALWAYS ended in Catholic BTFO protties, larpfagots shilling for orthodoxy and autistic prottie screching > having a catholic general instead only further divides us. Said ones that rebeled, how fitting > We should be more unified (whilst still disagreeing) against our common enemies. Traitors before foes
Caleb Ward
Simple decorations...
We compete on the accuracy of the Bible teachings, and the respect of them.
Gabriel Sanders
OH Around the ending there is also the recitation of the Christian creed. It's basically what is believed by the Catholic faith, stemming from the early church. This is a bit lengthy.
Charles Carter
This.
When people start to form a queue to see the priest about halfway through, just stay in your seat.
Colton Hill
You might benefit from prayer or from spending time listening to a high-level lecture.
Noah Miller
That's actually a fucking huge one. Def don't do that.
Ethan Williams
Damn, all these mainline protestants that show up here somehow only make my faith even stronger. Love this feeling tbqh.
Does anyone else feel the same?
Luke Hernandez
People have free will And Satan corrupts people and tempts them into degeneracy. I'd argue that everyone here is has some degenerate vice in one way or another. We're all sinners here. (read: John 8:7). So by keeping the faith, believing in our Lord and spreading the faith, you work to reduce degeneracy
Daniel Howard
>Truly, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place >400 generations later >world still hasn't ended yet Christians, please explain.
David Martin
>First one >calling himself prophet >Second one >Haveing star or sun on bulding = being pagan 0/10
Charles Perry
>We're all sinners here.
We all have or vices. Some less dimensional than others.
Caleb Morales
Reminder that both Christ-Chan and her creator are Lutheran.
Caleb Campbell
I laughed.
That's not good, user. You give no respect to one another not doing that without the vow of marriage between you both.
Don't fool yourself and make excuses.
Glad to have you.
Hoping the best, user.
Not a major figure, but respected.
Nathan Hall
Alberto Barbosa, does people in Portugal realize how much they screwed up by removing Estado Novo? The crumbling colonial empire aside..
Cameron Perry
back from mass lads, was nice
how do yous deal with the church telling us to take in refugees. Fucking priest was saying we should pray for Syrians last week and I was about to leave if he said any more
Thomas Murphy
Receiving Eucharist without acknowledging Christ in is serious fucking blasphemy
Jose Scott
Join SSPX
Luis Perez
Protestants never fail to embarrass themselves
Landon Collins
Read all of Matthew 4 It's very clear he is giving a prophecy and is talking about the future. So we don't know which generation as it hasn't come yet Any other questions?
Jonathan Bennett
Personally, I was inspired to better trust God's divine providence after reading on Aquinas' explanation that man's end is to be happy and that happiness is achieved through God . You should check out Summa Theologica for a more in depth reading. It might help you with trust issues like it did me.
Brandon Roberts
Sun worship was and still is a big thing Overall know your enemy playlist is good There are tons of videos out there talking about catholic satanism, I just picked up random ones
Landon Young
When I was a Catholic many years ago, parish-shopping was a sin. We were also required to remit a weekly offering to our parish if we had to attend Mass in a different parish, for example weather being too dangerous when our parish normally held Mass. Have things changed that much?
Oliver Gomez
>traitors before foes You are willing to throw away your brothers in faith for a petty disagreement? Instead of helping each other against the forces of satan you are willing to slam the door in the face of your own.
Reminder that we had to take custody after you started going apeshit.
Refugees are actually going to Ireland?
Joshua Cook
Well you seem to be starting out in a poor position of the Christian worldview to begin with. I could give you some more intellectual stuff to get you started with the Catholic worldview so you aren't doing the Protestant thing and jumping straight to the Bible and hoping the best if you'd like.
There is so much more to Christianity than the historical claims of Israel and Jesus. You miss the entire worldview.
James Cox
yeah theres already 100 or so here more are coming too
Josiah Reed
>Some less dimensional than others. True, but it's not for us to judge our brothers This is left for our Lord >You give no respect to one another not doing that without the vow of marriage between you both. It's funny, I remember you and I having this exact discussion on 8/christian/ about 16 months or so ago.
Logan Murphy
Ireland is filled with leftist scum.
Xavier Scott
It was never like that for me, but I was always travelling, and always will be, so I suppose I wouldn't know.
Jaxson Foster
cuckholic
Brody Moore
Matthew 24, not 4.
Verse 3 gives the context : talking about the end, so this is the generation that would see the end. Not the generation at the time of Jesus, even if the generation of his time saw the end of the jewish world with the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 AD, this is not the same.
Colton White
I've already been to the church
>jewish ideas like marxism Marx was a LUTHERAN you moron. He had jewish roots but his family converted to lutheranism
Lucas Gomez
I'm not Lutheran and there's no point posting cherrypicked articles that are the exception to the rule when the exact same could be done to both Catholicism and Orthodoxy, I just find it ironic that a Catholic LARPer thread that supposedly hates Protestantism has adopted a Protestant character made by a Protestant as their symbol.
Justin Cruz
you discarded us not the other way around
Jordan Rogers
REMINDER: Cucktianity is Cuck™: the Religion
It is a jewish plot to make goyim meek and turn the other cheek.
Colton Butler
I deal with it by knowing he's only giving his opinion, & it has nothing to do with the faith.
For example, this Archbishop says opening of Europe's borders will result in the continent becoming Islamic
>He said: 'We help without delay those coming from outside and we forget many poor and old Italians who are eating from the trash. We need policies that take care of Italians first: our young people and the unemployed.
>'I am a protester. If I were not a priest, I'd be out there demonstrating in the squares. What is the point of so many migrants that instead of thanking for the food we give them, they just throw it, spend hours with their cell phones and even organise riots?'
Since Christ-Chan is related, I might as well ask for the sake of myself and other newfags What exactly is the purpose of Malaysia Mike's comic and why is he also such a fucking faggot, first for shilling all the time, second for spamming Sup Forums, third for making the Hillary Pepe? How does he manage to do it all simultaneously? I really, really want to know.
Benjamin Anderson
Says the one posting interracial porn.
Juan Bennett
Also god is not real, bible is man-made and Jesus never existed.
Elijah Campbell
Personally I would build a a camp, keep order by law, and give them food and shelter from the elements until such a time that they could return home. It's what is required, it's our duty, and it doesn't put our homes and countrymen in danger like the full retard maneuver of just letting them come live here does.
