Can we all agree on the fact Norway is the best country in the world, Sup Forums?

Can we all agree on the fact Norway is the best country in the world, Sup Forums?

>most democratic
>moderate, conservative politics
>smartest people
>best food
>no foreigners
>everybody is rich

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>smartest people
Wrong
>no foreigners
Wrong
>most democratic
Is this a good thing?

>no foreigners

According to Statistics Norway the immigrant population make up 16.3 percent of the population in Norway.[1] The number includes immigrants and children born in Norway to two immigrant parents

All my life I've wanted to live in Norway. It's the most beautiful country on earth, with the smartest and most beautiful people. But I refuse to pollute their white paradise with my mud genetics. You see, I get a slight tan when I mow the lawn and have dark hair. Might as well be full blooded African. I'm not even fit to serve a pure Norwegian as their slave. So instead I have to dream about what could have been, living in that snowy paradise.

I like your mindset.

>>most democratic
That's a bad thing tho.

no

Norway is weak. From Rags to Riches to Rags. It's comming.

You're watching too much state TV, Matheusz

Look who's saying that, your sister got molested on new year's eve Hans?

That's a nice picture. Anyone got a better quality version of it? Asking for a friend.

When sweden crumbles all the shitskins will flee to norway

There are lots of photos of these girls online so they shouldn't be too hard to find.

This. I had to move to Germany because I was "unemployable" after the Oil price fell to $50ish. I know many more colleagues who either went on welfare or had to reeducate to get a job.

I love my country and I will return one day but for now, as bad as it sounds, Germany is a better option.

Norway will build a wall

When I was a teen I met online this Arab girl living in Norway. We used to see each other masturbating on webcam almost every night.
One night their parents showed up in her room while we were masturbating, and started spanking her in front of the webcam lol. I've never found her again after that.

Next to Sveden, more than likely to contract what Sveden has.

I'm sorry NorBro, that shit's fatal.

>not Canada

wew

>smartest people
lmao

There are plenty of shitskins in Norway and all of the big cities are over run, but on the whole I think you're right that Norway is the greatest country.

16% holy shit!

That breaks my heart Norsebro....

>smartest people
kek, they're the potato niggers of scandinavia

>he fell for norway meme
nytimes.com/2015/04/05/world/europe/a-norway-town-and-its-pipeline-to-jihad-in-syria.html

That includes Slavs like Poles etc.

Norway is a wall...Thanks for protecting us from all those nasty storms!

yes but should poles really be in norway?

i know overall they are less of a problem, but if you want to preserve ethnic groups you would need to send them back to poland as well

Fish niggers

and probably a bunch of swedes, no joke intended

Most of those are Swedes, chill out.

poles m8

Yep

3,1,2,4

No, Swedes actually.

Both Norway and Finland are walls serving their purpose.

post more faggot

stop telling the whole world about the Norwegian qts

I fucking hate nordics

Degrade yourself more, papi. mmm mmm

I really hope that my fellow bydło is acting nice in the Norway.

>canada
>best
No.

>most democratic
Maybe idk
>moderate, conservative politics
We are becoming slightly tougher on immigration due to Listhaug, the rest is garbage communist shit
>smartest people
No
>best food
Yes
>no foreigners
No
>everybody is rich
No

It is sad

>not Iceland

I want to move to Norway. It's the GOAT country.

I might have a chance to go to Norway and brew a beer with a brewery there. I am looking forward to it...I just cannot believe how expensive everything is though. I am used to my Midwestern US prices.

If everyone is rich, wouldn't that make them the middle class?

>most democratic
fuck democrazy and give me my nordic reich bitch
>moderate, conservative politics
bullcrap
>smartest people
true
>best food
agree
>no foreigners
we are heading towards swedenistan so this is bullshit
>everybody is rich
hahahah fuck off mohammed

They sneak over the border to shop food in Sweden.

>best food
Yeah such culinary specialties like rotten fish and...rotten fish.
It's also cold as fuck.
Rest is true I guess.

>health insurance
Unless something really bad happens, then the patient is sent to America.

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I have ancestry but can hardly prove it. Does it give me legitimity? He married a Native woman, an Iroquois or Algonquin, don't remember

>most democratic
You mean most communistic. Barnevernet steals most kids in the world and citiziens can do nothing about it
>moderate, conservative politics
high taxes
>smartest people
name one
>best food
according to norwegians themselves they have shitty food
>no foreigners
Lots of them
>everybody is rich
And cannot buy shit or even pay for their kids. They have small families

Now my points:
>No known fantasy books
>No known movies
>No manga market
>No games
>Worse in skiing than Poles

They also have AHA.

Norway is truly the realm of the gods in my eyes.

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>One night their parents showed up in her room while we were masturbating, and started spanking her in front of the webcam lol. I've never found her again after that.

I hope to god you continued fapping.

Our third largest immigrant population are Somalians...
Sweden: 38,414
Somalia: 35,912 (tripped in 15 years)

Denmark is the best country in the world.

>No foreigners
>Has higher per capita immigration than UK