>The Quran opened doors for me to experience spiritually, to find another true meaning. This is who I am.”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
And burgers call us cucks, your ideal woman is a muslim now who obeys muslim cocks. Props to her for open refugee camps in mudslim lands and not ours, thanks Lindsay.
Hollywood degeneracy drove her to Islam
We finally got rid of that walking disease bag? Hooray!
She is legit crazy. She gave an interview while opening a new nightclub last year and spoke in some crazy accent.
>your ideal woman
>ideal woman
We were all hoping she'd kill herself by now. Hopefully this seals the deal.
"I hope she gets gang raped and thrown off a tall building."
- Pres. D. Trump
How long before we see her head being used as a soccer ball by ISIS?
oh god no
shes your embarrassment not ours
It's been almost 20 years now that Lindsay was confirmed to be shit
Where were you, user?
>when you're so desperate that you take virtue signaling to a new extreme...
So Lindsay is really moving to a Muslim country just so she can violate Sharia Law and become a tolerance martyr for sluts everywhere? Because that seems a lot more likely than her finding Islam and genuinely converting.
Somebody who computers tweet that shit to her if you feel so inclined.
>your ideal woman
Achmed, please.
>opening refugee camps in Turkey
T*RKROACHES BTFO
>The Quran opened doors for me to experience spiritually so I can wage Jihad againts those that made me drink cum , do cocaine , and then fuck my brains up in gangbang orgies soon Paris! I'll bring my newly found arab friends to your Pussy and breed out mohamedian children !
hahahahaha weak minded people are soo funny
Shes gonna get raped and her diseases will wipe out muslims.
>that face
I'm creeped out by it.
Jesus, he was really hot back then.
Cocaine, not even once.
Rerolllloo
maybe she can join those other whores who are walking to syria
95% chance they all end up raped and murdered
She's gonna get raped, maybe gangraped. What a dumb cunt kek
i will bet you all that she will "find" Allah in 2017
finders keepers
no give backs
Rare?
Wow... just hope she won't be seen walking alone with no male companion. I heard that's not allowed in Sharia countries.
Which one is Lohan?
Islam is the truth, when will Sup Forums accept that?
You guys need to watch her closely. Like I suggested in my other post, I won't believe it until I see it from Lohan.
She came out of a deeply hedonistic sex and drug crazed entertainment scene and is claiming to have shifted to Proper Islamic beliefs? That's a real What The Fuck situation. It sounds like a publicity stunt or she intends to be martyred by radical Islamists for being a slut.
She's going with allah when her time is up, word to Muhammad (may peace be upon him)
How is your country now that Gaddafi is dead?
Do you think she will become an ISIS suicide bomber?
>your ideal woman
>Lidsay Lohan
>your ideal woman
What fake tits,no talent and a massive ego, how in anyway is she an ideal woman. She's a spastic, the mudslimes can have her
>White people are the cucks, not all Americans
Get your shit straight Svenisborgenshnakelberg.
but she found us
>your ideal woman
wat
Lindsay Loan has been a drug addled, drunk driving, lesbian, jail bird, bad plastic surgery bimbo for the better part of a decade.
the fact she's "found her faith" in Islam is just the cherry on the "child star going off the fucking rails on the crazy train" cake.
>your ideal woman
Not so fast, mustafa.
>ideal woman
Media's fascination with Lohan is akin to watching a hobo writhe around in garbage. It'll draw your eye but you'll then immediately look away.
>your ideal woman
Wut?
Islam is the new "new age cult" for mentally ill whites.
Snuke in the snizz.
>Lidsay Lohan
>semi-relevant circa 2006
Im surprised shes not dead yet. Well not for long now. Bye bye.
>Lindsey lohan jewess converted to islam
I can't tell if I like this news or not
Gonna make the next avengers movie interesting (skin tight nigabs)
have been a drug abusing whore her whole life
>converts to islam
i'm totally religious and pure u guys
>Lidsay Lohan moving to Dubai to open refugee camps....in Turkey
She is doing more than anyone here by at least trying to prevent these scum from entering Europe by opening refugee camps in Turkey.
Wow that Jeff Dunham sketch just became very real
>Dubai
I have never seen as many Nigerians and Pajeets in my life than when I was there. All the rich people stay indoors and the nightclubs.
Also, I'm pretty sure that the place is a Chink scam since they're building like 100 skyscrapers even though 25% of the country's population already lives there.
Lolololol Islam Btfo
Islam: the religion of choice for Lindsay Lohan
We'll, she just denied Christ as God's love.
May she repent. God have mercy on her because Allah (Satan) knows no such thing.
"lindsey lohan" "ideal woman" ... I thought the educational system in Sweden was decent? it's very progressive that they allow special needs people such as yourself to use the internet.
Oh god my sides
> Allah (Satan)
kek
Nah, to hell with her. She'll be gangraped and murdered soon, most likely.
>Ideal women
Nigger, are you on meth? She fell off when she was like 18 years old. Since then she has been massively repulsive (both physically and personality wise). We are more than happy to get rid of her.
Also
>0/8 made me reply to obvious bait.
Subhanallah
the fire crotches and ginger people all go running with open arms towards islam. what has lindsay lohan done in the past decade besides creating a database for STD's inside her unkempt pussy and spend away her entire fortune?
This is the final stage of her downfall, torture and mass-rape by sand people until they skull fuck her to death. this is what hollywood wanted.
literally who
Coming from the slope that's country is completely controlled by the US. The audacity
>ideal woman
Is this a joke? I can't tell anymore? I hope it's real. Fucking hell.
It's good that she found traditionalism and developed fear of God. Way better than her degenerate, alcoholic and whoring lifestyle.
nice watermelon flag
Hopefully she'll come back for the Academy Awards.....
wearing a suicide vest!
why do white women convert to islam?
Seriously asking
>your ideal woman
Once upon a time, yeah. She was such a cutie, I had high hopes.
T. Ahmed.
Isn't that the reason you migrated to Goymany in the first place?
right to vote
rights overall
This put me in the mood for a nostalgia fap. Good times, good times.
attention and striving to attain greater victimhood
she used to have such a tight and sexy body
I'm a Christian you dumb faggot. A real Christian, not a (((Christian))) who is okay with sodomites and excessive alcoholism. Any lifestyle that curbs degeneracy is fine with me.
FPBP, all white converts go from one extreme to another. Lohan was fucked up good and proper and such an outcome isn't surprising at all.
nah she ded
does this mean bets are on?
>ideal woman
no.
Kys Ahmed
I am confused as to why a woman would convert to islam at all?
Like if you read the quran and hadiths, women are clearly properties of man. They have basically zero rights.
A woman has to submit to his husband only and can't question him on anything. Maybe Lohan is fascinated by this aspect and wants to submit. On the other hand, she's a degenerate person done all sort of drugs, so what is her real intention?
She's literally the end game of suicidal liberals who lead extremely degenerate lives and then try to repent with the most extreme form of "modesty" and sobriety.
These people wouldn't recognize moderation or the kind of values that build civilizations instead of tearing them down if it bit them in the ass.
Because they think they're taking a rebelish stance against the white mans patriarchy.
but in reality they are just submitting to the brown mans patriarchy
which is considerably harsher
F
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Why would I kill myself you dumb fuck. I am not an edgelord atheist with daddy issues.
lindsay was a jew when she was with a jewish woman, and then became muslim for some oligarch's kid from russia
see This is why all white women convert. They want attention. And they enjoy pretending they are victims. If they can claim victimization over their choices and religion, that's even better for them.
Right now the in thing to do is to be pro refugees, and get loads of thumbs on facebook over it.
Came here for lindsay pics
>theres two
bye
Are there some Christians left in Germany? Serious question. Is it different now that Muslims live there?
Lindsey Lohan all of a sudden has become a drone for Erdogan and the AKP in Turkey. It's kinda weird, and sinister desu.
>Lindsey Lohan
>ideal woman
When Libya doesn't accept a convert, you know it's bad.
well, she would make an ideal basement rape slut
lol, she will soon be paraded around as "famous western celebrity saved by Islam" poster child in muslim countries.
>She mused at length about her work with Syrian refugees and the transformative power of nightclubs, and at one point seemed to imply that the Lohan club could branch off into a string of spas and refugee camps.
Reminder that she a cumwhore slut. She'll get raped or/and killed.
>basement rape slut
Well that's what she was for Hollywood until she became an adult
seems like something about islam attracts the trashiest women in the west, its like they wanna over compensate by being christian but they're still too much of an edgelord to be a christian so they just choose islam
man she's so fucking pretty
and idk why but in a hijab she looks even prettier. She probably has the nicest eyes I've ever seen.
you know what, im not gonna be a bitter faggot about this, good for her. She spent the majority of her life living in utter degeneracy and just wants to feel clean for once, good for her.
either she didnt read the quran or she is 2 stupid to understand it, or else she would run arround with a niqab
lolol good riddance
Worthless woman finds worth by assuming a group identity. Nothing to see here just a druggie retard desperate for attention.
Uh, hey snow nigger? Nobody has been attracted to Lohan since she got strung out on drugs like a decade ago. Not sure what this ideal woman shit is you're tossing around but you sound like a huge tag that doesn't know anything about the world.
The thing muslims don't realize though is the fact that they're actually taking in a pile of garbage as a follower. Their formerly strong religion will decay into a pile of degenerate ex-whores who will assure their fellow muslim women that being a whore is totally fine as long as they repent in the end. LMAO!
Meanwhile white nationalism is ridding itself of all poisonous influence, breeding a strong and defiant group of proud people. This is the eternal cycle I guess.
No Christians left in Germany, barely anyone goes to the church. Germany has become very similar to the Scandanavian nations with their Godlessness. Christianity only remains a "cultural" thing now, for holidays. Only the immigrants, Polish, Russians etc. could be considered Christians because they still embrace traditional values and reject liberal degeneracy.
>believes in eternal, unalterable, all knowing, all supervising sky daddy
>doesn't have daddy issues