They act like this at 25

They act like this at 25

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And end up like this in their 40s

Also let's play a game, go to F4M in your area and find the most ridiculous/sad add you can

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>Virginians

Gross.

>Craigslist

What is this 2005?

>curvy

confirmed for fat

>body: big
At least she's honest.

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She's an old lady, leave her alone

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Hope her kids never find out but they probably will

The sexual revolution was a revolution against civilization.

>I am looking for a partner in crime

Guess thats why she wants black guys

kek

Also, curvy? 210+ lbs

>No spammers, scammers or bots.

Dang it, I was going to try to scam this lady but I guess I can't now.

This bitch talking shit about Toyota, fuck her.

These women learn too little, too late.

She decent enough except for talking about her vibrator in her personal ad

Half these listing read like this. They get it, after being used up.
I'm out, this is getting depressing.

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Also, 37. All these women are decent except for the fact that they wasted their best years.
It's as big of an exception as their midsection.

I agree that netflix n chill is p. stupid.

AHAHAHAHA THE DELUSION

This

Guarantee if she was 28, she wouldn't have that opinion.

Literally every single woman past the age of 30

>Raised Catholic (now Spiritual)

This can't be real

People are desperate to make some kind of human sexual connection. I don't really understand it myself, I am probably broken in that respect. I couldn't imagine the type of issues one is facing to make a request like that, it goes beyond just the kink, but the desperate need for another person and that kind of contact.

>body art :1 tattoo

no, next

Looks like a job ad

This is why you make your relationship work. Who wants to be 40+ posting a shit list of impossible qualities because you overvalued your pussy and kept thinking you deserved better? Most of them obviously haven't learned any social skills to wrangle in or keep a man in all those years so they resort to desperate ads like these. They deserve their fate.

>rode horses
Definitely a no.

Girls who ride horses fuck like a bronco. They literally bounce around spread leg on a saddle for hours at a time. Go fuck a 4H girl and come back here.

Agreed. These ads are the manifestation of the consequences of their actions. Honestly, most of them probably have decent social skills (all are employed in good jobs), they probably misjudged how long they could ride the cock carousel.

>(all are employed in good jobs)
The part about good jobs is subjective but it could also point to women spending their fertile years focused on their career instead of building a family and making a home. It's disappointing to see so many women throw away their youth then become crazy cat women when their age has devalued them to the point they can't find someone to put up with their shit.

Some of column A, some of column B. The push for women to enter the workforce is definitely detrimental to the family.
Many of these women date around in their twenties and thirties. The pool of money they have gives them the option to dump dudes easily.

m8, even women know that they're just big children.

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It's real, all I did was screenshot the ad.
Detroit Craigslist. See for yourself

99% of women who are into that shit are disgusting landscapes with horrible mental issues. Don't kid yourself.

do these people not know grammar?
why do they always write like this

First one, kek. I'm pretty sure this was a setup from OP.

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>I'm not your typical girl
>about to hit the wall with kids looking for a sucker

the only consolation is that she'll be dead soon

Cold blooded

sounds like a proper mental case

Holy shit

>37 yo
>hitting my prime
Do they actually believe this? My god.

>tattoos
>curvy

They should consider suicide

It's all whores in NYC

My mother obeys my father and my grandmothers obey my grandfathers.

It's not a weird fetish thing, just proper Christian headship. No spanking needs to be involved.

>i'm hitting my prime
>37

>I'm 37, never married, no kids. I own my home and I have a solid career.
>I'm single. Really single.
Who'd guess.

God bless you dude, I could never live there.

They really were all whores when I was there but there are certainly a lot of good looking whores. The city is like a herpes trap.

I think she's remarkably mature in recognizing her own inherent immaturity.

Girls who recognize male superiority and crave their structure and guidance are in fact far more intelligent than those who think they are smart enough to make their own decisions about all things unchecked.

My theory is that women in their teens/twenties get the world handed to them. They never have to come to terms with reality.
Once they hit the wall, they've developed no mental faculty to rationally deal with the world around them.

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Asian Arab curvy burying mixed lass (Birmingham) hide this posting
body: curvy
age: 35
body: curvy
age: 35
TIMEWASTERS PLEASE DO ONE

NEW YEAR TREAT

I'm a 35 year old 34dd busty and curvy in the right places mixed heritage woman born n bred in Birmingham but ethnic background of half Arab and half Asian.

I'm of a very fair complexion. I'm in Birmingham can't accomodate so hotel needed.

Please do NOT Read on if NOT Bisexual and I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

Another man is involved but you master him for no more than 2.5 hours then you get me no holes barred but safe sex all night alone!

Leave pic n number n I'll return! Please don't ask for nude pics. Thank you

Body: curvy
Age: 35

Didn't take me long.

>if you master him for no more than 2.5 hours
what

Wow, this is just sad. All these late 30 and 40 women breaking down once they begin to realize their looks no longer attract men.

Unsurprising, most of the younger women are black fat and or single moms.

I don't know.

>if you are taller than 5'6 that's a plus

only manlets in her area? poor girl.

Actually, spanking your wife used to be quite common.

There are even instruction manuals from the 50's about how to discipline her properly

Feed me. Fuck me. Shut the fuck up.
If you're bored, clean the house.

I swear to God, it's like these roasties are writing an ad for a lesbian life partner. Look at all their self affirming language. They're great. They work hard. They're in their prime while approaching 40. Riiiiight. If you're gonna lie to me, at least sell me a good lie.

Used up wall smashed bitter salty roasties.

For women, this is what life looks like beyond the wall.

>5'6"
>145 kg

NO THANKS

>all of the above and much more
>5" 6'

It's disheartening knowing that they were misguided into this life style

>5'6"
>145
>body type: athletic

>5'6
>145lbs
>athletic

Wait a minute...

I kind of feel bad for her though

That was your first mistake.

Sounds like the average coal burner, I'll bet she's got a bunch of little nigglet kids.

She's an old woman. Leave her be. The rest are fair game.

I would feel bad for her if she was widowed but the fact she is getting divorced after raising 3 kids is what kills the pitty for me

>educated black man
Good luck with that

I guarantee its a fucking tranny

145lbs

>5'3 210 lbs

Holy shit she's fat

No, no, she's curvy.

I should add; men don't care about what education or hobbies or beliefs women have. It should be a simple form: age, height, weight, number of past partners, number of kids, number of holes beng offered, how many positions known, number of recipes mastered, number of cleaning techniques mastered, number of hours capable of going completely silent in a row.

I flat out don't want a "curvy" woman with kids who has a degree and a house of her own.

I want young, dumb, full of my cum, cooks, cleans, and obeys.

Never mind, she's getting divorced. I thought she was widowed so I don't really feel that bad for her

Kek

you are nigger tier

>douchecanoe

I like this girl.

Good luck with your 40 year old hamplanet and xirs 8 niglet halfbreeds.

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>your height is a higher priority to me than your suitability as my partner
Lol.

It's pretty much fact, actually.

>height/weight proportionate
>5'6
>145 lbs

>I should add; men don't care about what education or hobbies or beliefs women have
Pretty much. The problem is women get advice about what men want from other women, and they are retarded. Men care way more about your dress size than your IQ and it isn't even close.

>athletic

sage

desu the saddest one in my area is so sad I'd be ashamed to link it

Our time's coming lads,

I assume you're about late 20'a like me, Sup Forums since teens.

I think I'm going to enjoy my thirsty thirties a lot with all these damaged goods drooling or anything.

I'm 33 and honestly at this point I have more fun with my sex toys and porn. Dating the single mothers is easy at first but they latch on hard and getting them to LEAVE is a problem. It's a lot of hassle.

all of the w4m category in my city is obvious spam there's nothing degenerate there except phishing

catphishing lmao