Be American nigger

>be American nigger
>have tendies
>fellow google pulls gun on you
>demands single tendie
>say no
>get shot

I swear it's like a fucking Spurdo meme

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Nuggies are not tendies

and she didn't get shot

>be american
>lay down life for chicken

>mcdonalds fauxchicken

Not even once

wtf am I reading

Better than British.

>be American
>go to Mcdonalds
>get shot

Don't ever post a fucking article from Buzzfeed here ever again.

>no tendies
FUG

>buzzfeed

Why does OP always have to be a glorious faggot

Advertise your site somewhere else you shills

Gives Florida a run for their money.

>when I ordered a 42 inch TV, I wasn't expecting a dwarf travestite

>be a leaf
>fuck your dog
>get cucked by Tyrone
>be Elliot Rodgers 2.0
>DUDE WEED LMAO

I fucking love Florida Man.

Come on if you're going to use caps from Sunday Sport I'm going to make one for murkins using Weekly World News

>jumping on manatees

why do so many gay guys have a problem with mcdonald's?

What's the problem with this? I did this all the time in the 90s. Just skate right up to a pay phone and you're in.

>>get shot
She didn't get "shot" cunt.

Kids these days wont understand that

did he died?

nope, probs just a headache

im telling you dudes never mess with another persons food

if a dude stole my car i wouldnt really care, but if he stole my burger i would chase him to the ends of the earth

Florida Man is my favorite supervillain.

Never relax

Oops, forgot pic.

lol

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Yea, she "gobbled" too much "licorice" alright.

Here's another one.

Why do niggers love chicken so much?

mcnuggets with bbq sauce is the best

>not mayo mixed with salt

>just like us

For anyone who actually wants to read some issues

books.google.com.au/books?id=CPADAAAAMBAJ&source=gbs_all_issues_r&cad=1&atm_aiy=1980#all_issues_anchor

she knew that if she gave him what he wanted he would know he could take it all

he was just craving her mcnuggies

you win

and I bet she was shot by a McNigger

Wait, is "tendies" just a Sup Forums thing?

NUGGETS AREN'T TENDIES. STOP CONFUSING THEM. TENDIES ARE LONG BREADED STRIPS OF CHICKEN YOU GET FROM A RESTERAUNT. NUGGERS ARE FAUX CHICKEN YOU GET AT FF PLACES.

>those old articles
10/10

normie scum detected

>"When the receiver downloads the attachment, the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unit is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade."

Why bring a cat to a strip club?

Friendly reminder that America doesn't have a gun problem, it has a nigger problem.

What would a nigger do for a nugger.

>12 year old nigger
>has a gun already

Man, they start out young, don't they?

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That's rather a late start for a nig

Confirming this underrated post.

to be fair, florida has some pretty strict transparency laws, so you see EVERYTHING that goes on there that may otherwise go unreported in other stats

source?

It was the Pussy Cat Club. He was confused.

everytime i eat mcdonalds, my heart hurts. i dont really get it, so i just stay away.

>clothes horse

That's the freedom flowing through it

>Punched by monkey
>(twice)

why does freedom feel like death australian bro

Because its something you have to fight for

Honest question, is the rest of Europe as ashamed of the UK as America is ashamed of Florida?

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This.
People dont take this into account. Even though Key West is a portal to an alternate dimension.

America is not ashamed of Florida. Florida is based.

t. Orlando

Just tryina to git her to read, turnin her life around!

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>jumping on manatees

I thought that was just called Spring Break down in Florida

/r/ing the tabloid cover of the panty sniffer that was distressed over being outbid on the Queen's bloomers

>American gun ownership rights
>niggers
Doesn't mix.

More news for people

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I like the habanero ranch

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I thought they were called kilts

Sadly that's a cap gun. Look at the barrel and look at the seam near the hammer. A large bore revolver wouldn't be break action.

Those are clearly skirts, there's no tartan on them.

Yeah sadly I figured as much

It was a joke you silly nip

I wonder how that went down...
"Oh c'mon man, you aren't gonna shoot me oveJESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU SHOT ME"

>Gay lovers find out that they are brothers

Hot af

That looks real but idk what gun it is. It bugs me every time I see this picture because I can't identify it.

I love you

>Florida man tries to trade live alligator for pack of beer at convenience store
>Florida man tries to pay water bill with crack cocaine
no problems here

>confusing nuggies and tendies

Do you even reeeeeeeeeee, m8?

are you that Aussie that got trips last night?

>42 inch TV

Someone should make a Floridaman comic and basically just illustrate headlines like these.

more like

>be 12 year old dindu
>Have gun
So empowering!!

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>Be Canadian
>Get shot by Mounties for hitting goose with car
>Apologize for bleeding on pavement
>Get strung over Moose for ride to hospital
>Apologize for bleeding on moose
>Enter mile long queue for subpar health care
>Apologize for Quart of blood on floor in waiting room.
>Wound Stuffed with tuft of moose hair and Maple syrup.
>Enter queue for prescription
>Develop infection during wait
>Apologize for not paying with exact change
>Re enter hospital air
>Die of sepsis before seen
>Apologize for voiding bowels on waiting room floor
>Goose family awarded all of your posestions