/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SNL IS THE WORST EDITION

PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/
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>Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
>Mike Pompeo (CIA Head) 1/12/17
youtu.be/qBVKGnI5cyk
>Gen. James Mattis (Sec. Def.) 1/12/17
youtu.be/8f2ROIPRWD0
>Ben Carson (HUD) 1/12/17
youtu.be/9ZfJH9Cidg8
>Elain Chao (Sec Trans) 1/11/17
youtu.be/wUt7ZO76fv8
>Rex Tillerson (Sec State) 1/11/17
youtu.be/bgXz8W9tHwo
>Gen. John Kelly (Homeland Sec) 1/10/17
youtu.be/MpSRV74Kgr8
>Sen. Jeff Sessions (AG) Day 1 1/10/17
youtu.be/NRBnF11Kplk

APPEARANCES
>Pence on Fox News Sunday 1/15/17
youtu.be/l4qClhUNDJM
>Pence on Face the Nation 1/15/17
youtu.be/KIDqphEmFQM
>Trump Press Conference 1/11/17
youtu.be/UV27p_IGSAU
>Trump impromptu presser NYE @Mar-A-Lago 12/31/16
youtu.be/qaIMMMaWZwU
>Trump w/Don King @ Mar-A-Lago 12/28/16
youtu.be/OEMIxS44Xxk
>Trump Final 2016 Rally in Mobile AL 12/17/16
youtu.be/Riph4NCx_U0

FUN STUFF
>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Just The Two Of Us
youtu.be/8kuqOWLg3Tc
>Election 2016
youtu.be/VDHUAGdhVOE

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguation of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>In the Hall of the Trumpen President
youtu.be/XqEddipbpkw
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
>AD: Trump's Argument for America
youtu.be/vST61W4bGm8
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

hahaha

>“This is about greater accessibility, more people in the process,” Sean Spicer said Sunday on Fox News Channel’s “Media Buzz.” Involving more people, including bloggers and others who aren’t from the mainstream media, “should be seen as a welcome change,” he said.

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Who do you think Trump will invite to this new expanded white house press pool?

DAY OF THE ROPE SOON, TRAITOR

>hes spending his last few days on earth shitposting

I don't understand liberal humor. Can somebody explain this?

God, the election was so fucking crazy. Never forget.

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Why does CF hate Trump so much? I like CF but he's being such a fag right now.

WEPWAWOOOOO

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IVANKANIME

post compasses

Don't get your hopes up about Trump getting SNL cancelled. NBC doesn't renew late night shows on ratings because after 10:00 it doesn't matter. Trump would have to nuke the studio where SNL is filmed (30 Rockefeller Plaza) to force it to end.

Dr. Carson.

I'm controlled by CIA.

is this hentai?

youtu.be/f70JI3Hf6-Y
So did it live up to the hype for you guys?

Also I just woke up. What did I miss in the last twelve or so hours?

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Sunny Obama needs to be put down.

youtube.com/watch?v=wYkmyzJ6ibM

Delete this Joe.

dumb broads like Lauren hurt our movement, she just debated a libcuck and got destroyed cause she can't debate for shit, eye candy only

Did I miss this meme?

What are the odds that that's the day Hillary died and everything we've seen of Hillary since has been CG?

My favorite.

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>Get in the bag, kafffir women

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Literally who?

"catch me outside"

"how about that"

lol?

Ebin :DDDD

>inb4 Styx and Alex Jones are in the White House

Someone asked for pic related last thread

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how is lolbertarian not ancapball

Incase made this didn't he?

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Seems to be a reference to something she said on Dr. Phil.
Stupid though.

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somewhat new

I love it

So are these positions going to be filled before Friday or what?

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Also this.

Look, let's be realistic here. Trump is not the 45th president yet. Anything could happen at this point.

For all we know, Trump could change his mind and resign before the 20th. Hillary Clinton could still take her place in the history books!

She killed those kids as a burnt offering to her lord Molech. Did she have Kuru?

PLEASE LET INFOWARS IN THE WH

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stfu kike

spurdo evolved from pedobear

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It was made 5 mins ago

Guys,

have you always been social outcasts or were you normies once?

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Simpsons Rush Limbaugh is right, make vagrancy illegal.

STOP NORMALIZING HIM

>Friendly woman
>I can help you over here
>liberal: "Fuck you! Fuck whites!" XD

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This picture of Trump, Thiel, and Cock makes me think Apple isn't too happy about Trump's plan to end H1B abuse.

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Drudge Report: TrumpCare incoming

Agriculture is gonna be Tom Cotton.

>Alex Jones in the White House

yes, imagine how butthurt this roach would be

I saw some shill attempting to write poetry. Fuck off and kys, parasites.

i voted for donald trump
the one man who no one could stump
no one knows how the don does it
ahead of schedule, under budget

shills have no creativity
they cannot write poems like me
they try so very hard, its sad!
their poems are weak and their flow is bad

if you see a shill then don't reply
without (you)s they will starve and die
also shills cannot debate
their minds are weak and full of hate

>Awoo Memes
>Featuring anime white wolf
>Wepwawet egyptian god of war, scouting the way for the proceeding army
>Wepwawet depicted as man with head of white wolf

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Did you watch the debate? because that was embarrasing, it takes talent to debate, she wants to be Ann Coulter but it doesn't work cause she has low iq

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Then we get Mike "50 amps for liking traps" Pence

>Cotton
>For Agriculture

Well there you have it.
Trump wants to bring back slavery.

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Hey..

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Yo...

You kn...

OI GUYS

you know that wall.

GUYS...

ARE YOU LISTENING

The wall!

Guys

Maybe..

Maybe it's to keep

GUYS!!!

Maybe it's to keep you in!

Maybe it's to stop you from leaving when shit hits the fan!

i stopped reading after line two

does not flow well

low test
protest

Is there a template for this?

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Still so fucking creepy

Ever since the entire 2nd Grade class laughed at me for saying I would rather play with my lizard than go to the popular girl's birthday, I knew I was a pariah.

Hollyweird, the television and movies are in their death throes, if we'd all ignore them and their shit products, it would disappear sooner.

Something happened to your mother..drop everything

boards.Sup Forums.org/pol/thread/107276513#bottom

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>Implying I'd ever flee the United States

Maybe a murkin can correct me here but hasn't SNL always been pretty hit and miss simply due to the nature of the show?

i will get better senpai

It was consistently good in the 80s and 90s.

Agriculture secretary isn't a high priority cabinet position to fill, he'll take his time on that.
Econ Advisor probably won't be filled officially, since Trump is getting info from many people, the treasury/commerce secretary do that job as well.
Drug Control (czar) is going to be awhile, but that's a top priority for Trump, so he'll wait.
Science&tech might be Thiel, but he's not official staff.

I was once a normie I suppose.

SNL had its golden age over 20 years ago. It only exists now because of name recognition and occasional hits from people like lonely island.

People in my middle school went on Sup Forums back in 2007 and most of my HS was basically Sup Forums. College was a fucking shock.

Remember when Trump bragged about trying to buy pussy with furniture while his wife was pregnant?

Guys...

Hey..

Guys...

Yo...

You kn...

OI GUYS

you know that wall.

GUYS...

ARE YOU LISTENING

The wall!

Guys

Maybe..

Maybe it's to keep

GUYS!!!

Maybe it's to keep you in!!!

Maybe it's to stop you from leaving when shit hits the fan!

Yes it has good and bad years but its been bad since 08 really

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Any word on Rands healthcare bill? How's it look

You think this is karma? Will this be an Arab spring type situation where factions are fomented and armed against perceived "outsiders"?

>BLM vs. whites
>males vs. feminists
>etc.

you really expect a show that has been on air for decades to be consistently funny? shows nowadays can't even be good for 1 season

I dunno man. I thought the shirtless Putin/Tillerson sketch was pretty funny.

SNL used to be a place for little known comics to introduce themselves to a TV audience, and the bits were good. Hell, they even had norm on in the '90s and he shit all over Clinton. Once people realized it was a pipeline it was completely commodified and is now as leftist as you can go.

this secured the furniture store owner vote

which is huge in the midwest

nope. true or not idc cause guns.

I always had a lot of friends in school. I'm still not really a social outcast, I get along fairly well with all kinds of people. I just enjoy doing stuff on my own more than with others most of the time.