Why aren't you a Mormon yet?

If you are sick of white whores, become a Mormon. Because of the age gap between married couples, men leaving the church, and the birth rate, young Mormon women already outnumber men ~5 years older than them.

>live according to traditional values
>want to pump out loads of white children
>by 2100 mormons will form a majority in the USA
>She will be devoted to you and relieved you are her ticket to fulfilling her duty assigned by God

Sure you can't drink alcohol or coffee, but oddly enough energy drinks are still ok. Get on it chaps.

Let's not forget, your Sup Forums autism will appear normal to the tribe.

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>Why aren't you a Mormon yet?
Because I like my holy texts to be archaeologically verifiable

mcmuffin is what did it for me

it's very culty and their uniforms don't look too cool

George Bush hates black people

>Mormon

Absolutely heretical.

>mormons
>traditional
>conservative

Tell that to the ones adopting blacks and covering for pedos.

I don't wanna go to hell. That is it

No Savior for the mormons

Crist is death , Podesta succes wen nero fail

NO SAVIOR FOR AMERICA , PODESTA FUCKED AND KILLED BABY JESUS
NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU FAGGOTS
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NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU FAGGOTS
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Because my brain works properly. Also already married.

Because (((Mormonism))) is a fucking jewish cult.

If their religion wouldn't take up so much of a person's mother fucking time, it'd be the shit, but they take up too much time, so fuck off my sack, bitch!

Magic underwear, founded by a con artist, covers for pedos, suddenly blacks can have the presthood after all.

Its fun when a "church" rewites its own rules every few generations. (remember user god is infalable so why did he set down rules only to say lol jk and repeal them later)

I like coffee and old rasputin

Is it time to reconquer the west for Zion?

Deseret included
> degenerate LA and SD areas
> Vegas and Reno
> Sun Valley
> Grand Canyon
> Area 51

Every Mormon in my area is a 7/10 or higher and smarter than average. Do they have some kind of eugenics in play?

Im already part of the LDS church tho

Mormons believe drinking tea is unhealthy. Any kind of tea.

I think so, since no Mormon girls would have my inferior ass.

Already am.

>tfw at BYU
>tfw surrounded by thousands of beautiful white pure girls
>tfw asked out constantly because mormon men are in high demand

I had a beautiful jehovah's witness come to my door. We hit it off immediately. She comes out about 8 times before we start meeting at coffee shop. We talk about all kinds of topics, she becomes red pillegal and conflicted about the church. I start to distance myself because I figure no chance with a married witness . 2 years later she calls me at 11:30at night.
She left the church,she left her husband. Excommunicated. Half her family won't talk to her. She wants to be with me. I'm getting married in 2 days. Wife was a english major (I know) and a libshit in hiding.Five years later, wife fucks me over after I put her through nursing school for 3 years. Moves out without a word,text,phone call, while I'm out of town for work. Possibly was fucking another guy. Divorce. No kids tho( we waited so she could get a nursing degree). Move back to family farm to get me shit straight and figure out what to do. Depressed as fuck. Remember the ex-jehovah, find her, message her. She remembers me and we start talking.she had been out in the world and got a little wild,but nothing by normal woman standards. Shit gets fired up again between us, awesome connection. Smart,gorgeous super sweet nuturer.she moved away but wants to come back after recent end of LTR. I'm flying out to see her this weekend.

Fuck wish me luck brothers , not letting it get away this time !

>become a Mormon
>men leaving the church
must be great

a stud can have 12 wives

Jews need Mormons, not the other way around.

I like everything about mormonism except the religion.

Is she a nigger?

It's the only (((Christian))) religion that taught about correct astronomy and alien species 100 years before Verne and Wells invented sci-fi.

Not nowadays, we might start it up again once we've saved western civilization.

It's not believed to be unhealthy, it's just prohibited.

The religion is the best part. None of this Trinity garbage, the faithful become gods in the afterlife, endless celestial sex, the whole shebang. Mainline Christianity can't give you that!

> The LDS church is a great way to meet red-pilled women

Bullshit. I've been raised in the church and I move around a lot, everywhere it's the same shit.

Most of the women there still manage to be blue-pilled as fuck on certain matters such as race and immigration, all fear Trump because "I IZ STRON WOOMYN"

Not to mention that in every ward all the attractive ones are already taken, the only single ladies are the fat, autistic ones.

Sounds great, but I don't think you guys will want me, on account of me being an atheist.

Also 10% of all shekels or burn; ex underwear fag here AMA

>can't drink alcohol or coffee

Fuck that

Because it's a cult and does cultish things, apart from that on a more practical level the mythology is absolutely ridiculous. Jesus tried to convert the indians? Pfffttt get the fuck out of here.

NO. She's a fuckin white female. Brunette, thicc, German last name.

if you believe in the shit the Mormon church spews your even more of a retard then a muslim.

We here at Sup Forums have our own version of Mormonism led by me, the supreme priest wizard of frog.

In our land as you can see we are Christian numerologists whom send plagues of frogs while we all pursuit a variety of alternative styles in polygamy.

For example, some of us may have a girlfriend and a mistress, some might have anime waifus, etc. we are open to all relationships where we are mighty kings and rulers (who have magical powers gifted to us by God and Jesus)

Mormons are fake and gay in more ways than one

Worst cult ever, KYS you flimsy snake

Legends of white gods in robes are all over the Americas.

>men leaving the church
Don't ignore the reason men are leaving the church; because the rich old men are taking all the cuties.

Mormons make me queasy tbch. They seem to be part of a club rather than an actual religion. Also, John Smith lacks credibility and authority in order to regard himself as a prophet. The claims from the cult are nonsensical and contradicts Scripture, thus proving John Smith was in fact, a Pedo apologist.. They are a suspicious folk.

>some might have anime waifus

>Give up coffee.

>It's not believed to be unhealthy, it's just prohibited.
Well the mormons I met with told me it was unhealthy, that's why it is prohibited.

>The religion is the best part. None of this Trinity garbage, the faithful become gods in the afterlife, endless celestial sex, the whole shebang.
Hey now, the mormons told me that afterlife is just a resurrection and meeting your resurrected family and friends in absolutely perfect bodies. And God is an external being to them with its own physical body who uses the Holy Spirit to convey messages to the people on Earth. This also makes the Trinity part really vague because while they deny the Trinity, they still see God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit basically equally important players.

I tried to understand and accept their belief but their mindset is still full of constraints, forcing you to get answers from their bible and just go with every feeling and sign the Holy Spirit gives without question.

I'm a non LDS white male who has lived 24 years in Utah. Mormon's aren't that bad, and they make great food for every occasion.

Because general butt fucking naked
Because fucking frogs to cure aids

That is all

Plenty of cuties to be had, no shortage of women in the church at all. Young men are leaving because they don't want the Mormon lifestyle. They want alcohol, porn, sex, etc.

Joseph Smith, not John Smith.

Some Mormons might say that but it's not official doctrine, just their personal speculation.

Mormons believe in Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, all coequal and coeternal. They just deny that all three are consubstantial or "of one essence," which trinitarians believe.

The afterlife stuff you said is correct. There's a lot to the afterlife in Mormonism; it's basically a continuation of perfect family life on earth. So you get your body back, and your wife back, and your friends back, plus some extra divine benefits.

>funeral potatoes

A nigger it is then.

My whole family was mormon. They shunned us because my father and mother were not Mormon.

Tfw when the mormon side of the family tells me my grandfather died and I tell them to go fuck themselves crawl in the coffin with him.

my first wife was raised strict mormon. she was a complete whore and coke head. she literally prowls truck stops for johns these days. sad.

I fucked a mormon girl on her missionary trip (is that what they call it when they go around the world to get new recruits?) a couple of years back.

And I'm not the only one. Mormon girls are turbo-whores once they get outside the US.

Mormon girls are turbo whores period. They spend their entirety of their teenage years sexually oppressed. All of their high school friends are fucking and drinking and doing drugs and they can't. A lot of girls go through the rebel phase right after high school and it's pretty easy to get them naked.

>Mormons believe in Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, all coequal and coeternal. They just deny that all three are consubstantial or "of one essence," which trinitarians believe.
Okay, that's interesting. That's why I their whole idea of God was weird to me.

Personally I've seen God as something that is part of everything there is, which then makes the idea of God as an external being with a physical body really fucking shady desu. Especially the part with the Holy Spirit being as some kind of middleman and God not actually getting involved in stuff.
Looking from this angle what really boggles my noggle at the very beginning of the Bible where God tells Nephi to kill a drunken passed out dude just so Nephi can steal some plates with text on it for the sole reason of following an elaborate plan of God which is actully unknown for Nephi himself.
It's as if the Mormon God is more of a powerful alien ruler than a guide or a fatherfigure to a child.

>Joseph Smith, not John Smith
Oh, i'm sorry. I meant that Joseph Smith was a pedophile who started a cult in order to escape judgment. I pray the United States banishes Mormons from this great Nation one day. You have all been determined to subvert it since day one - i have no doubts of that.

> a pedo that started a cult when he was a child himself

How does that work?

You'll lose your virginity someday, user. Don't despair buddy.

>Young men are leaving because they don't want the Mormon lifestyle. They want alcohol, porn, sex, etc.

No, that's really not it. They don't want to proselyte for two years when they've already figured out the beliefs and foundational claims don't make sense.

I'm a former Mormon. I like a lot about the family focused culture, but its simply not compatible with intellectual honesty. That's not important to everybody and I'm fine with that. I still like Mormons and have lots of friends and family who are. Mormons are pretty harmless, but such literal beliefs are only for certain personality types.

I am Mormon but I'm also black so I can't pump out loads of white children.

>all the missionaries I've met are burgerboys

They are really cool and all but I wondered why only males were running around over here. Asked them about that and they told me they haven't thought about that before in a suspiciously hesitant way.

Show me the magic golden tablets and the special glasses that decipher them and hell yea I'm in

> joins mormon church to get pussy
>doesn't get eternal life because mormons are faggot pagan pedo satan worshipers

>join mormon church
>church elders diddle your kids
>church elders get all the QTs
>go to the back and do chores for the church elders
>accidentally masturbate
>excommunicated and banished from church

I worked with a Mormon.
He was a furry redditor, his fursona was a horse. I only discovered this because I walked into the office in which he was discussing "yiffing", and so I asked him how he knew what it was.

Didn't speak to him again after that.

>see blonde mormon woman coming to my door
>shes clearly not from here
>with 2 other local mormons
>didnt open the door because shes taller than me and blonde

I was raised in the church too, they are blue pilled in some areas but red pilled as fuck in others, government, guns, birthing, etc. Also aesthetically they are fine ass bitches

Should have let her dom you

>the book of mormon

just lol

Because it's a business, not a religion

Because they're the Jews of the new world.

In order to be Jews we must start considering ourselves an ethnic group first. Make it happen.

Why would anyone want to be a moron though?

Mormons are among the most cuckservative people I've ever encountered. A few of the rural ones are based (the Bundy clan comes to mind), but I couldn't stand the all the cute white girls going out with beaners. And there are a lot of bean converts, since they (correctly) view it as a backdoor into White American society.