>>current year
>>still petting the fuzzy jew
>current year
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kys catfag doggos are the best
>current year
>being muslim
I quit petting your mothers fuzzy clam long ago.
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>>current year
>>not having sex with the fuzzy jew
/an/ has the last word on this, not you you jew.
>>current year
>>still making these idiotic threads
I like both cats and dogs
Dog
>loyal
>protective
>will protect your kids too
>always down to play or be petted
>can be trained to do may different tasks according to your needs
Cat
>only comes to you when hungry
>can't protect shit
>will claw your kids eyes out
>when you want to pet it they just walk away
>toxoplasmosis will turn you into a crazy cat lady
>too stupid to be trained to do anything
You tell me which one is the more jewish animal.
"Still Jew" is not a proper argument against something. Try again.
At least mine is properly trained
Disgusting opinion you have there
You're not even white if you don't have at least one dog with your family.
A FUCKING LEAF
Dogs eat their own shit and then lick your face.
>pic
They only have two children.
Like cats?
Cat People:
-Good Hygiene
-Intelligent
-Can hold a well paying job
-Have sex frequently
-Maintains a successful social life
-Treats cats as pets and not as human beings or higher
-Knows dogs for what they truly are; oversized rats
Dog "People":
-Smelly, probably doesn't shower
-NEET or Pretty Princess, often screams for tendies
-Still a virgin
-Can't make any friends, has to befriend his/her oversized rat dog
-Probably steps on cats with high heels to fuel their disgusting and sadistic kinks
this post reeks of Jew. Trying to downplay the vaginal jew and make it seem silly.
Cats give you brain parasites and ruin your furniture unless you straight up cut the tip of their claws off
Sounds like you've never had a cat as a pet or you are shit with animals.
Cats don't eat poop.
Everything on that list should be reserved, but particularly...
>-Treats cats as pets and not as human beings or higher
All spinsters gets cats and treats them like babies. It's a fucking meme even.
Toxoplasmosis juden
I am a friend of Russia.
>A FUCKING LEAF
>t. Ahkmed
Cats are fuzzy Jews; doggos are based.
Anyone who unironically rips on doggos should be put to sleep.
all dogs should be exterminated. They are filthy, stupid, shit-eating beasts that bark constantly. Kill them all, yes even your fucking lab you call 'the pupper'
Dogs are master race
Gas the cats, pet species war now!
good goy
If you want to play that game; dogs are niggers, their owners are jews, and cats are conservatives who can mostly do things for themselves.
Is OP funny or is it because i'm german?
>pic related: Early Concentration Camp collar patch
As you wish
>>>/oven/
>hating doggos and puppers
Fastest way to find out if someone is evil desu
>can't protect shit
Wrong.
>youtube.com
>only comes to you when hungry
Only if you look like a failed abortion
Cats also take care of themselves, and require very little from their owners.
I have a dog Ivan. I'm actually allergic to cats.
There's evidence of dogs as far back as 15,000 years ago. Don't know when the jew first emerged however..
That's why I prefer having turtles than dogs or cats.
>easy to maintain in your yard
>easy to clean up after
>they eat grass and vegetables
>dont make noise
>dont give you diseases (they can give you salmonella but as long as you wash your hands you're fine anyway)
>they live longer than you unlike dumbass dogs and cats that live for like 10 years
>they dont require walks and attention all the time
>they live mostly outside
>they pretty much never need vet visits and seldom get sick
Stir fried or hot pot style, chang?
>dont make noise
Cats
>Deified by one of the greatest early civilizations
Dogs
>Deified by some pajeets or seamonkeys I forget which
>not lizard masterrace
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