>dutch
>sounds just like german
>barely anyone speaks it
>most dutch people can into english
>no reason to bother learning
What's the most pathetic language?
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mexican spanish
afrikaans
who wants to talk to those niggers anyways?
>day of the crush
Fucking kek
Ik Ben Engels, en ik spreek Nederlands. Jij bent kanker.
It's clearly Swiss German. The language sounds like TV-noises. NO JOKE. But Switzerland is a nice country.
sucess breeds hatred
All german is still german in written language.
So german is not worthless.
>mexican spanish
I agree but only when it comes to chilango accent, it's fucking horrible.
I'm gonna have to say Chinese though. It's an overcomplicated shitty language with a gorillion characters that sounds like a chicken gargling a bag of dicks.
Japanese, it is fucked and needs to be remade from the ground up.
Australian is pretty shit
Esperanto is god tier.
>Hungarian
>Nice language
>It's like mandarin to indo-european speakers
>Nobody can learn it
Livonian.
No native speakers anymore
No, it's not. They use some friggin words noone can understand. It's "GRÜTZE" this and "GRÜTZE" that.
Dutch and all those type languages sounds like this to me:
EEk ook kanger goot wanker kanker danke tar tar
Esperanto is kike tier
It is designed to be the perfect language, not like the retarded pity child Portuguese you speak.
Esperanto is the easiest language to learn in the world and is designed with no exceptions and retarded shit like every other language.
Don't be sad, Finland. At least you've got the best memes.
Kanker tyfus kolere Braziliaanse bosneger
>Wasser
>Is pronounced "wah-s-ehr" in Swiss German
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hebrew hands down. What other language sounds like you're slurping on dick and is associated mostly with a tribe of (((people))) who suck baby dicks
My mother language is west-flemish, a dutch dialect spoken by about 800k people.
> On holiday, can undestand everyone else, because muh generic language.
> Noone can understand us
Hawaiian
all languages must die at some point. cry moar
I'm thinking of learning German, what do you niggers think
Gaelic, even the Irish don't speak it
First off, Motombo, stop calling us niggers and second, sure why not just learn it.
>West-Flemish
>"Dutch"
I'm sorry Mugambwe
Any language that is spoken by only one country with less land than germany.
It's probably some african language. Somali maybe
No it isn't.
Kek
For some reason it pisses me off that Arabic has only three vowels, and of course they sound like they are shotgunning a beer when they talk.
It also pisses me off when I read some examples of Persian and Kurdish. I was like "Yay, Indo-european languages!", then of course it all ends up sounding like Arabic gargle-speak as well because of their history (even the verb conjugation).
>5 nations having their own languanges in a very small area
reminder that scandinavians are total burgers and hanged out together so little they never even had a common tongue. mongoloids, africa and russia should cringe at themselves and convert to english permanently.
200 languanges is fucking retarded, nobody´s gonna learn even 5% of that during one lifetime. Like why cant we have max 3 globally?
Esperanto, English and Mandarin.
>mexican spanish
you should try learning chilean spanish... it's not even spanish
pretty sure it ends with a "er" sound
the germany german version ends with a "ah" sound
Norwegian is hella gay
>Jeg elsker svart faen jævla dritt.
Sorgen dodens rikes for alt tid.
>200 languanges is fucking retarded
t. globalist jew
>implying chicano and chilango aren't the same
they are the same beaner language you mexcrement faggot midget
Huehuehuehue
Kanker aap.
Pidgin is a real language in Papua new guinea
>pen bilong maus (pen belong mouth)
lipstick
>gras bilong het (grass belong head)
hair
>bun nating (bone nothing)
a very thin person
>mixmaster bilong jesus Christ
helicopter
kanker sukkel
>Esperanto is god tier.
Fuck off Pajeet you globalist pice of shit
Actually Mexican Spanish is considered as "Neutral Spanish", everything dubbed in Spanish for Latin American market is done in Mexican accent.
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fuck mandarin whatabout english and arabic? any language that isn't advanced enough to have an alphabet deserves to perish
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