What's the most pathetic language?

>dutch
>sounds just like german
>barely anyone speaks it
>most dutch people can into english
>no reason to bother learning

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mexican spanish
afrikaans

who wants to talk to those niggers anyways?

>day of the crush
Fucking kek

Ik Ben Engels, en ik spreek Nederlands. Jij bent kanker.

It's clearly Swiss German. The language sounds like TV-noises. NO JOKE. But Switzerland is a nice country.

sucess breeds hatred

All german is still german in written language.

So german is not worthless.

>mexican spanish
I agree but only when it comes to chilango accent, it's fucking horrible.

I'm gonna have to say Chinese though. It's an overcomplicated shitty language with a gorillion characters that sounds like a chicken gargling a bag of dicks.

Japanese, it is fucked and needs to be remade from the ground up.

Australian is pretty shit

Esperanto is god tier.

>Hungarian
>Nice language
>It's like mandarin to indo-european speakers
>Nobody can learn it

Livonian.

No native speakers anymore

No, it's not. They use some friggin words noone can understand. It's "GRÜTZE" this and "GRÜTZE" that.

Dutch and all those type languages sounds like this to me:

EEk ook kanger goot wanker kanker danke tar tar

Esperanto is kike tier

It is designed to be the perfect language, not like the retarded pity child Portuguese you speak.
Esperanto is the easiest language to learn in the world and is designed with no exceptions and retarded shit like every other language.

Don't be sad, Finland. At least you've got the best memes.

Kanker tyfus kolere Braziliaanse bosneger

>Wasser
>Is pronounced "wah-s-ehr" in Swiss German
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hebrew hands down. What other language sounds like you're slurping on dick and is associated mostly with a tribe of (((people))) who suck baby dicks

My mother language is west-flemish, a dutch dialect spoken by about 800k people.

> On holiday, can undestand everyone else, because muh generic language.
> Noone can understand us

Hawaiian

all languages must die at some point. cry moar

I'm thinking of learning German, what do you niggers think

Gaelic, even the Irish don't speak it

First off, Motombo, stop calling us niggers and second, sure why not just learn it.

>West-Flemish
>"Dutch"

I'm sorry Mugambwe

Any language that is spoken by only one country with less land than germany.

It's probably some african language. Somali maybe

No it isn't.

Kek

For some reason it pisses me off that Arabic has only three vowels, and of course they sound like they are shotgunning a beer when they talk.

It also pisses me off when I read some examples of Persian and Kurdish. I was like "Yay, Indo-european languages!", then of course it all ends up sounding like Arabic gargle-speak as well because of their history (even the verb conjugation).

>5 nations having their own languanges in a very small area
reminder that scandinavians are total burgers and hanged out together so little they never even had a common tongue. mongoloids, africa and russia should cringe at themselves and convert to english permanently.

200 languanges is fucking retarded, nobody´s gonna learn even 5% of that during one lifetime. Like why cant we have max 3 globally?

Esperanto, English and Mandarin.

>mexican spanish
you should try learning chilean spanish... it's not even spanish

pretty sure it ends with a "er" sound
the germany german version ends with a "ah" sound

Norwegian is hella gay
>Jeg elsker svart faen jævla dritt.
Sorgen dodens rikes for alt tid.

>200 languanges is fucking retarded
t. globalist jew

>implying chicano and chilango aren't the same

they are the same beaner language you mexcrement faggot midget

Huehuehuehue

Kanker aap.

Pidgin is a real language in Papua new guinea

>pen bilong maus (pen belong mouth)
lipstick

>gras bilong het (grass belong head)
hair

>bun nating (bone nothing)
a very thin person

>mixmaster bilong jesus Christ
helicopter

kanker sukkel

>Esperanto is god tier.

Fuck off Pajeet you globalist pice of shit

Actually Mexican Spanish is considered as "Neutral Spanish", everything dubbed in Spanish for Latin American market is done in Mexican accent.

He's talking about this homie;

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que onda niero!

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fuck mandarin whatabout english and arabic? any language that isn't advanced enough to have an alphabet deserves to perish

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