>be me, at New Year’s eve party >it’s a friend of a friend’s house, who I’ve only met a few times before >show up, we’re all hanging out, drinking, playing beer pong, watching hockey, etc. >later on, about half hour to midnight, everybody’s pretty wasted >we all settle around the couches and the floor watching the TV >someone says, “Man, I’m glad this year is over!” >For some stupid reason, I say, “This year was awesome.” >like three people who I barely know shoot a look at me like, “What the fuck are you talking about?” >pokerface.mpeg >“I mean, like, just from an entertainment perspective, and all the crazy political stuff, it was kind of fun.” >Large SJW girl pipes up: “2016 was a disaster. Brexit, Bernie Sanders losing, Donald Trump!, Prince, David Bowie..” >Decision time: concede and feign agreement, or go balls to the wall? >I actually love David Bowie more than anyone, but everything else she said were the exact reasons 2016 was awesome. >think for a moment as she stares at me, visibly angry (possibly shaking). >gay guy, who was actually pretty cool, sits up and says this was the worst year ever because he got dumped and Donald Trump got elected. >I say, “But Hillary Clinton is the most corrupt politician of all time!” >dead, awkward silence. >“I don’t like Trump, I just hate Hillary Clinton.” Trying to backpedal. >A pall lingers over the room as everyone just stares at the TV silently. >We countdown the new year. >I’m slumped down in the couch, avoiding eye contact >HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! >Everyone cheers >I feel deflated. >Everything is hopeless. >I hadn’t realized it was this bad.
Mfw it’s fucking 2017.
Gabriel Butler
bump
Benjamin Thompson
you need some higher energy friends
Lucas Davis
You need new friends. What kind of goddamn motley crew you chillin with?
White. Straights. Only.
Evan Phillips
>be me >leftie college >get a little too drunk one friday >always remember to never go past 3 drinks >it starts at around the 5th drink >i start yelling about how jews will amount to nothing >i yell "FUCKING NORMALFAGS CAN'T TOUCH THIS" >start roman saluting while yelling about how all jews should die >everyone is confused as shit >i never act like this around them >mfw the next day 2/3 of them block me on all social media
Carson Butler
wew poor user live and learn
I have avoided most people i know for this reason lel
Eli Allen
Can't bump your own threads. leaf.
Grayson Butler
>be me on christmas >have family and friends over i haven't seen for 2-3 years (health problems so it was good to them) >friends and cousins pile in my room to watch cops/shit talk about current events and random shit >friend compliments my trump hat on my wall and says "trump is going to make so many jobs constructing the wall alone, not to mention the illegals that are going to be gone and the jobs he's already bringing back through that air conditioner company and ford" >everybody in the room claps and we have a good laugh talking about all the butthurt libs faced this election while watching niggers get arrested and beaten up
all of my friends and family are hispanic too. get some redpilled people in your life op it makes things easier.
Kayden Allen
You're in the wrong timeline senpai
Connor Richardson
Suck the gay, have to pay.
Gavin Hughes
I love how you hardly did anything and they all now hate you. It reminds me of what college was like for me. God damn fucking liberals, preach non-stop about tolerance while having none themselves.
Joseph Turner
Cuban?
Justin Ross
fuck em.
Andrew James
get cooler friends
Cameron Reed
Cuck
Xavier Brooks
You really can't claim to be redpilled if you're at a party like that. A self respecting redpilled person would have destroyed all of those people by dropping redpills everywhere.
Dylan Moore
You didnt call anyone a nigger Didnt name the jew Didnt say anything about Hitler
How does this qualify as a power level slip?
Kayden Ross
>listen to communist people in an apartment talk for 20 minutes about how bad capitalism is >can't hold anger >remain silent just saying to let it slide >finally say communism can't work in the USA >why not? >because black people got heated
Michael Smith
nice senpai
Lincoln Hughes
>going to parties with gays and SJWs
Why would you do this? I did this once and I was miserable, and nobody even discussed politics.
They're just shitty people who don't know what's wrong in their own lives.
Gavin Ross
should've mentioned how leftists vote away gun rights
can't seize the means of production without weapons
Justin Garcia
>Mother says she doesn't like Trump >Likes Hillary >Ask her why >She says huur experience >Ask her what she knows Hillary has done in Government >Nothing >Ask her what she feels about Hillary and Obama being involved in launching missiles to Libya and giving weapons to Syrian rebels to take down another country >She is quiet
>Tell her she only likes them because she blindly believes what the media says >And that Hillary is a woman
>She asks me if i like Trump >Tell her yeh i like men with balls and who'd you want if there was an actual war
>Tell her point blank to stop being stupid and think for yourself
I've turned her racist too lol.
Dylan Morales
>>be me >>at girlfriends moms place and she starts talking about Russia "Hacking" >>tell her Putin personally hammered in my Trump sign and pulled the voting level for me >>mfw she shuts her goddamn mouth the rest of the visit
William Gonzalez
nice desu ne
Logan Howard
Why do so many Here hang around leftist and fags. The men are no fun to be around and the women are ugly as fuck. Why don't u faggots become chads and hang out with hot right leaning fun ppl. You don't even need to be a built football player to be a chad just have some self confidence in yourself and start hitting gym to get a little fit. Most ppl on here claim to be redpilled.. the biggest redpill is that everyone no matter how confident they seem have weaknesses of self worth.. every group is accesable if you want to be part of them.
Evan Perez
>be me >be in class >group assignment >talking about bernie, this was back when he hadn't lost but was on the path to losing >i say bernie pretty much has no chance to win now >UMM ACTUALLY SUPERDELEGATES CAN FLIP t. dumb woman >stoner bernbot mildly triggered
>bit later >fat ass sjw (not joking, stereotypes make themselves) talking about HRC vs republican >i wonder who it'll be, anyone but trump, you're a dumb racist to have voted for him >got triggered myself and was debating showing my power level, decided not to
The Northern European American is mentally ill. I'm Albanian and am far more patriotic and white nationalist minded than German or English Americans. Fuck this country's population.
Lucas Evans
I say I'm redpilled but I'm actually blackpilled and depressed. hbu
Samuel Cooper
>mom and dad really like Hamilton musical >tell them it represents negrification of American self-identity >talk about how immigration act of 65 was a disaster as it permanently changed demographic makeup of USA >talk about how minorities are coalescing against us to raise taxes and transfer property away from white ruling class >dad hears me out, disagrees tells me not to concern myself with things I can't change >mom just looks concerned most of the time when I start ranting, tries to change the subject >dad is like haha user, haha you sound like a Nazi now
Justin Allen
that's amazing.
Liam King
Fuck off back to Sup Forums
Levi Thompson
>be me ~5 years ago >sixth form (like college but in a secondary school) >smoking a joint with a couple mates round corner from school >walk into school >see some Jewish kid >fucking skull cap and everything >never seen him before >get spooked cause I'm high as shit >run up to him >start getting in his face >yell "what's your game?" over and over again >he doesn't know wtf is going on >friends are asking me wtf I'm doing >just keep yelling "what's your game?" over and over again >Jew tries to walk away >grab him by his arm tightly >he responds with a right hook to my jaw >I scream like an autist >get angry >still yelling "what's your game?" >try to wrestle him to floor >fail because I'm a little bitch >he smacks me again >it kind of sobers me up >see sense and realise I'm acting like a fucking retard >apologise to him >he tells me "you're fucked, mate" >friends still remind me of it to this day
I'm such a fucking loser.
Evan Campbell
''dont stress yourself out about things you cant change'' is an argument i myself have heard many times and its one of the most retarded arguments i've heard in my life
dont worry, most of our parents are like that
Adam Edwards
>>it’s a friend of a friend’s house, who I’ve only met a few times before
It's unbelievable how little I can relate to other people, even here. Why would you go to a house of people you don't know/don't like? Why didn't you just stay at home and save the trouble of driving back and forth in a cuckmobile to get your fill of normie social interaction?
Robert Reed
Fucking boomers.
Liam Hughes
>at a party I got invited to from class >go to school in california >ohboy.gif >fuckloads of sjws and beta males >we all get pretty drunk >count down begins >"I hope 2017 is a good year, 2016 was horrible" >clichefemdyke.png >"I mean trump got elected, we're all going to die" >room doesn't pay much attention to her >"like we elected Hitler!" >she shouts louder for attention >"Good." >smug.gif >Room looks at me >some with fear >some with hate >some with lust >no one says anything >2017.webm >end up sleeping with three girls that night >two agreed that Trump is good >two cali girls like Trump >third girl just like that "I had balls"
>few days ago >one of those girls hit me up for coffee >we're walking back to her car >dindunuffin.jpg >"when's the race war" she says >I plan on marrying her
Noah Rivera
>ever believing a group is inaccessible that was the first mistake
if you go /reserves/ or /armed forces/ it's suddenly a lot easier to chill with normies because they think you're solid as fuck
unless they have other biases, but most right-wing people like the AF and it's easy to fit in with liberal cucks
Lincoln Butler
...
Brayden Foster
>be in class >femminist explains some story about how a women yelled rape in public and nobody cared but when she yelled fire people came running >I proposed that rape is an overused word >jmmies endlessly rustled as femminist explains why that wrong to think
William Davis
>ignoring digits >Kek knows I'm truthful
Jack Fisher
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Thomas Sanchez
Leftists have no arguments. The only way you can possibly lose is by backing down like a cuck (what you did).
If you have just stood your ground you would have blew them the fuck out and they wouldn't be able to hate you once they realized you have good moral intent and rationale for believing what you do even if they disagree with your conclusions.
Why are you friends with lefties anyway?
Sup Forums belongs to the INTP man. If you don't have the logical integrity to channel your autism into destroying the beliefs of your friends you don't belong.
Luke Hernandez
Because lefties are such hardcore ideologues. Liking Trump is akin to being Pinochet
Nolan Bell
You sound like a real pussy.
Brody James
You forgot to explain that Hitler did nothing wrong.
When dealing with SJWs, if you apologize or express regret they will pounce or shun you. If you had gone balls-out 1488 one of the women would have made out with you due to your natural dominance.
You should have dropped the white genocide redpill, followed by the Jewish redpill, followed by the it's too bad Trump won't repeal the 19th Amendment redpill.
oh wait > canada sage the slide bait thread
Daniel Allen
This can't be real.
Austin White
i once said that serbs and croats are brothers and that we shouldnt fight wars against each other ever again almost got disavowed
Logan Wright
hmmmmm yes that must've happened.
Jordan Torres
nice
Asher Hill
I'll take things that never happened for $200, Alex
Nathaniel Peterson
I often talk about how at least half of the holocaust is bullshit when I'm drunk. Noone seems to care.
Kayden Gonzalez
This my entire friend group hate jews, sjw, globalism. Truly red pilled lot.
Carter Sanders
>Go over to 9/10 qt house after bar > She was buying me drinks all night because I was a poorfag and she liked me >On her couch I'm wearing a t-shirt and she asks what it means >Tell her the slogan on it is part of my platform in my Presidential campaign. >She laughs as I'm obviously joking >She asks who I was voting for. > Tell her I'm voting to make America great again > Instant bitchface and she tells me to get the fuck out. >I backpedal and fall asleep on kitchen floor
Christian Hughes
>implying
Josiah Ortiz
You shouldn't have been so serious about it. You should have laughed at the fat chick and said well you're really going to hate the next four years because we're going to make america great again. Oh shit would ensue and the crowd would go daaammmmmnnnnnn. And then you and the other dude who was biting his tongue would have had a great time the rest of the night. At midnight the hottest chick in the room would have given you a kiss for your sheer alphaness and you would have fucked the rest of the night.
Mason Hill
>>third girl just like that "I had balls" typical women.
how did you manage logistics for 3 women?
Logan Gomez
Should of told him you were taking him to the oven.
Austin Perry
your only mistake was taking degenerate drugs instead of based Aryan-made meth
Ian Hall
>wots ur game m8??
He must have thought you went for his Jew gold.
Thomas Thomas
he needs some higher energy balls
Zachary Peterson
I know your feel bro. I have about 5 people outside of senpai who I can hang out with. If they aren't involved, I'm not doing anything with other people.
Eli Harris
Gay dudes know the best mixed drinks, though
Andrew Gomez
congratulations on removing a traitorous 2/3 from your friend circle
Isaac Moore
The great irony is that guns can be a great source of income, yielding the real means of production: money.
Jaxson Rivera
you can't actually just show your power level. you'll lose all friends and change nothing
Easton Sanders
>things that didn't happen: the post
why do spics try so hard?
anyway here's my story
>hanging out with lolbertarian/lefty friends from college >haven't seen them in a while because of work, travel, etc >one of my friends is a trump supporter >they literally spent 2 hours bullying him about supporting trump (called him stupid, dumb, etc) >i sat next to him the whole time and didn't say a word
am i a cuck?
Jaxson Morris
This is super sand legend, kek.
Luke Sanchez
He didn't, he's obviously making shit up.
Asher Hughes
>everybody in the room claps
Gavin Russell
Are you really that gullible?
Kayden Bailey
>go to gf friends party coz was whipped >enter and its just horrendous >gay asians >no music >bunch of niggers >some faggot with guitar playing songs >people barely drinking >i get super bored within 5 minutes >decide to get drunk af >start ranting at the guy with the guitar to play red hot chili peppers and to play good songs >literally there is a cake brought out downstairs to celebrate a birthday >these are 25 year olds >i piss myself laughing >wait til everyone leaves that room and throw cake at ceiling for lols >random girl arrives later on and says she loves mickey mouse for some fucking reason >i scream at her about how mickey mouse is a nazi >she is distressed and says quietly "i love mickey mouse" >still no music and faggot playing his own songs outside with everyone in a circle >yell out to stop playing faggot shit and play fucking chilli peppers >gays get rustled and say im ignorant >i start mocking them with that michael jackson voice from South Park saying "thats ignorant" >go back inside coz gf pretty unhappy >walk into room with cake on ceiling >she is telling me to behave as a massive piece of cake falls off the ceiling and lands on that mickey girls head >i piss myself and say that happened coz mickey asked hitler to do it or some shit >gf and i leave coz its like 11pm and everyone else going home coz saddest cunts ive ever met >get in car and entire drive home yell at gf for how fucked her friends are.
Not sure if redpill drop but still funny AF.
Another time.
>go to sisters performance (she is a decent singer) >she is playing with her 2 friends (1 asian/1 very religious short catholic) >spend the night talking about how the catholic one is a midget and that the asian one is pretty funny for a "chink" >never used the word chink before ir after that day >asian bitch hits me up on facebook and wants the D >midget is too nice to admit she hates me
Evan Hughes
Yes. Clearly.
Xavier Parker
i openly say 2016 was one of the best years ive had in a long time. and its true, for i had a great year as far as making money, no fights with the wife, the kid doing well in school and all that shit. whenever anyone says "but trump won" i respond with a simple "i dont give a shit, i had a great year" and that is where it ends everytime.
Elijah Diaz
No, just joking about the digits and the ridiculousness of that story.
Robert Cooper
>drinking like a cheerleader
you deserve your fag friends that hate you.
Luke Morris
>be at pub >abos come over and say my mate owes them a drink >he does from other night but like i care >tell them to spend their government money on drinks >visibly upset and start ranting about racism >tell them to just fuck off and buy a beer from unearned cash >they do while ranting
Josiah James
This. I'm Cuban myself, the whole family is right wing.
Christopher Thompson
This is how I imagine a typical australian weekend
Parker Parker
>Go over to friend's place >End up playing smash brothers with them >Someone picks Mario >At some point, someone lands the mario up + b move on me (the coin stealing attack) >Reflexively yell "You fucking jew!" >Get confused looks >Decide to cut down on my Sup Forums use
Fuck you Sup Forums
Blake Lopez
You should be nicer to your Mom
David Phillips
>literally there is a cake brought out downstairs to celebrate a birthday >these are 25 year olds
does australia have age limits on birthday cake?
Gavin Fisher
>Trying to marry a girl you slept with after sleeping with other women the same night You sound degenerate senpai, she'll probably cheat on and divorce you since she's such an easy lay.
Cooper Lewis
>kill ur self >get married and have family? >become skinhead?? >become hitler???
Joshua Hughes
>be me >live in the south >work in area where people all think blacks are niggers but won't say it out loud >watch cops and bait cars >start calling niggers rappers out loud to coworkers and get into the habit of it >meet gfs family for the first time in NYC >niggers all over the streets trying to give away their CDs >mfw I say out loud I didn't realize all niggers really do dream about being shitty rappers
Connor Jenkins
I don't know whether Australians are really this aussie in real life or I'm just being shitposted. Either way I pictured a young Mel Gibson doing all of this in my head.
Colton Kelly
so this chick with blue hait lip piercing every red flag you guys have told me asked for my number. im waiting to fuck her. should i try redpilling slowly or just one day go full fucking nazi she has no idea. its so exciting what do guys
Mason Diaz
When you are making up these bullshit stories, do you get a high from imagining yourself as the bull, do you get high from the (You)s validation, or both?
Ethan Rodriguez
...
Aiden Brown
That was some real Mel hivemind. 6 seconds apart.
Jack Green
you cant seriously have birthday cake at a party as an adult.. i mean maybe if its family but a fucking party.. idk i just think its kinda sad and i also forgot to mention the guy opened his presents in front of us like a child.
Aiden Jones
>Get redpilled can't handle it. Kill yourself >Get redpilled get fit get married have plenty of white children >Get redpilled get fit become consumed by hate >Get redpilled get fit read and educate yourself defeat all forms of corruption and become an ubermensch a true national socialist >Get redpilled follow in the footsteps of Hitler unite and save your country liberate Europe
Xavier Barnes
Indubitably.
Eli Sanders
hahahahaha i love it
Tyler James
10/10 would get uninhibitedly drunk with you mate, never change
Joshua Roberts
>>Tell her yeh i like men with balls and who'd you want if there was an actual war This always cracks me up
Asher Bennett
You need to drink more often
Cameron Foster
I went on a drunken rant on fb about how 3rd wave feminism is literally cancer.
Whole lotta people unfriended me that night.
Stopped using it as much because of backlash from people. Ultimately I stopped using it completely, and feel much better for it
Julian Williams
Yes faggot, defend your friends.
Hunter Turner
literally newfags/redditfags.
Dominic Sullivan
Quintessentially Australian
Jack Nguyen
Feels like you are new here you fucking know it's that bad