>Donald Trump might be the first pet-less president in 150 years, after a plan to have him adopt a goldendoodle dog fell through.
>Barring any plans to adopt a goldfish, Trump would be the first president since Reconstruction without a pet in the White House and the first since 1901 without a dog. Trump transition officials did not return messages for comment.
>President Andrew Johnson had no furry companions in the West Wing other than a nest of white mice he found in his bedroom. Johnson was impeached in 1868.
>President William McKinley had two kittens, roosters and a yellow-headed Mexican parrot, but no pooch. He was assassinated in 1901.
DRUMPF WILL BE FIRST PRESIDENT SINCE 1901 THAT WON'T HAVE A DOG AS A PET.
LAST 2 PRESIDENTS THAT DIDN'T HAVE A DOG WERE IMPEACHED/ASSASSINATED.
On a serious note, it's actually sad that people are taking offense to the fact that he won't have a fucking dog. Jesus fucking Christ.
Landon Rivera
He should get a tarantula.
Jace Wood
I'm sure Putin will let Trump borrow his dog.
Christopher Wood
He should get a pet frog
Jose Morris
THIS
DRUMPF HAS ABANDONED KEK, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??
Dominic Bell
Trump has no time for a goddamn pet. He has a country to fix.
This is all so refreshing.
Jaxson Sullivan
>Drumpf doesn't like animals
No surprises here. Drumpf is a nigger.
Kayden Cook
Trump is a combo-breaker. >cruise control you everloving faggots still can't blend in for shit
Grayson Brown
>what are pitbulls Go back to bed, user, grown ups are talking now
Dylan Hill
>He should get a tarantula.
he should get some pet weed plants in his closet
Juan Diaz
No cat?
Gavin Sanchez
Should save him some money
It nearly costs more to feed a dog than a person these days.
>Under budget >Ahead of time
Can't stump the Trump
Daniel Stewart
“Compassion for animals is intimately associated with goodness of character, and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man.”
Good, no exposed buttholes. Nothing wrong with that.
Nolan Rodriguez
Putin is too busy using his dog to shit on Europe
kek
Carter Howard
what a sociopath
Cooper Brown
Get demon cat a friend :3
Caleb Green
I thought he got a doggo for Barron?
Juan Miller
>tfw hate dogs with a passion
sounds good to me
Easton Martin
He's moving into a new job who the fuck has time to get a new dog and deal with all the bullshit that comes with it?
No normal person would move cities for a new job and also get a new dog at the same time.
Grayson White
Keep defending him drumpftards. Can't wait until he destroys healthcare and social security lol.
Juan Wilson
muslim detected
Justin Wright
Sidenote: when Thanksgiving comes around, I hope he doesn't pardon a turkey. Trump is the only one with balls to stop all this bullshit that the media tries to force you to do.
Ryan Ramirez
>Can't wait until he destroys healthcare and social security lol.
theres nothing left to destory
Easton Gray
You'll all finally be equal
How does that make you feel that everyone will be in the same situation. You'd be a socialists best friend
James Mitchell
Social security has 18 more years left. They still have money.
Obamacare is covering more than 20 million people.
Drumpf will destroy it all.
Owen Richardson
fucking this. You don't want the guy playing fetch you want the man working fs. Or else someone else is getting paid $$$ to look after it all the time
Chase Stewart
cat in the whitehouse nao
Gabriel Gray
God, I hope so. The only ones on public healthcare are old people, niggers, and other losers, and I want nothing to do with social security. I don't even want my money back at this point, just fucking get rid of it so I can stop giving you money for something I will never see a return on.
Maybe if we get rid of public healthcare, the shitheads using it will just fucking die and we can improve.
Joshua Carter
>muds hate dogs >drumpf hates dogs
>muds hate females >drumpf treats females like dog shit
>muds kill families >drumpf wants to "kill their families"
>muds are pedos >drumpf $ettled child-rape charges
>muds inbreed, resulting in many autists >drumpf slobbers over botox bimbo daughter and has an autistic family
>muds are dumb and dangerous as chimps with AK's >drumpf is a bleached nigger with nuclear codes...
even common core burger cretins should be able to do this rudimentary math...
Samuel Harris
...
Dylan Moore
Hey Jamal, how's America this time of year?
Blake Barnes
He's gonna wait until the last minute and grab a pussy. >you could have used this if you weren't unimaginative retards
Daniel Smith
Good. I'm so tired of animal lovers and their bullshit, they already got the circus shut down, they're working on Sea World, what more do they want?
Jackson Walker
And his wife is a bimbo brainless slut too
Nicholas Long
Drumpf dead
Jordan Clark
Bogdanoff on the right?
Zachary Hill
>They still have money Top fucking kek. No, it's all gone for a long while now.
Stick to your own politics. We have enough dimwitted opinions in the states.
Bentley Peterson
trump should adopt this dog, I have already own a mini-puddle, and they are lovely. It could improved his popular fever.
Michael Jackson
All else aside, fuck seaworld
Leo Wright
Dogs smell like ass, I should know, I have both.
Evan Rivera
>being this triggered Jesus you really are underage
Gavin James
he should get a russian bear and cage it in the press room
Brayden Hughes
>muds had largest harems in the history >muds hate females Doesn't compute.
P.S. largest harems Solomon excluded, he is kinda mythological person.
Sebastian Evans
Let's put ouw mememagic to work and have him adopt a frog names Pepe
Zachary Rogers
I hope he gets a pet rhino to really stick it to the Chinese.
The one rhino China can't grind up into penis pills.
They'd be absolutely furious.
Landon Bailey
Imagine if they somehow got their hands on that rhino though. The penis power contained within would be too great for anyone to handle.
James Gray
Well there is already a pet ape that has lived there for 8 years I say the times are changing.
Angel Anderson
Maybe Putin can gift Trump a dog.
Jaxon Lopez
he should get a different pet and name it after a dog. that's how I named a kitten
