Chinese automated blowjob machine for sperm banks

>Chinese automated blowjob machine for sperm banks
Why haven't we yet installed these in every street corner? Would drive down the prices cheap immigrant sexworkers ask. It is our human right to get cheap blowjobs

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whoa whoa whoa
slow down you mean that vending machine looking cum collector will slurp my dick?
Where the FUCK do i buy one?
i want my robot waifu NOW.
roasties can fucking die.

i have money

China I'd presume
Seems like a company is trying to corner the market in before there is any competition

youtube.com/watch?v=pHi8hTvT3II

I'd never need to leave the house. Does it cook too?

holy flamming fuck guess i'm going back to china
and buying one of these.

14,000$ each

>>Imitates female genetalia. Speed, temperature and tightness can be controlled. >Doctor says that it is an effective way to optimise the amount and quality of sperm collected.

I want one in my home. I'd use it every night before bed. just stick my dick in while I'm brushing my teeth and shit.

As long as they market them like you just did, it will work. No need to be conservative.

> make the literal sperm dumpster in pink and white
> put the grey dividing line down the middle so it looks a little bit like legs
What did they mean by this?

Who said Chinese never invented anything?

Chinese "maintenance" and safety will ensure a castrated society in 10 years.

>14,000$ each
>0.00 USD

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So ... it's a communal fleshlight? Ewww.

How long before they have Candy Doll versions?

The LauraB Slurp 3000

Don't worry leaf, China is already coming to you.

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to hire some illegal immigrants?

Can't that be said about women in general though?

Just like ur mom lol

Hahahaha. Yeah.

So it's just like millenial women?

Fuggg :DDDD
My benis epin

Don't worry Burger i brought china with me
it'll be brought to you as well soon enough.

lol

Women are so useless

It's like all niggas want is to be fucked, fed, left in peace

Women need all kinds of retarded mind games

>China
I wouldn't want my dick to be mangled by an escalator machine.

>2.5HZ

Think of the incident with the Chinese escalator.

Now think about putting your todger in there.

>machine on every street corner that gives blowjobs for popping in a few bucks

>shrink the console down so it can fit into the head of a sex doll
>bring down the cost 20x
>women become obselete

In 20-30 years the world will be a different place

Extra-strength, just what I need.

Are you prepared?
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>2.5HZ
>2.5 full movements in a second
Imagine the blisters if machine's lube ran out

If it was coin-operated would that count as prostitution?

>Industrial-strenght chinese sex vending machine

In what way does this remove the stigma of sperm donation?

Is there really more stigma attached to masturbating by hand than it is in sticking your dick into the Cum Extractor 2000?

wait, wouldnt you just be caught in public getting your dick sucked by a vending machine?

Nothin' wrong with it, bud.

MASTURBATE MASTURBATE MASTURBATE

YOU WILL BE MASTURBATED

> 14,000$ each
I can install a glory hole in the front door to my apartment. I can charge $20, so for you guys for whom MSRP is too high, I can provide a cheaper alternative.

Its chinese, would you trust your dick in that?

it's a good idea, but the problem is what if the cleaning mechanism breaks?

Think of all the AIDS you will get

because you aren't touching yourself

a machine is doing it so it's ok

>LauraB
Pedo Detected

but this way you don't get herpes

Seriously, are you autistic?

But it isn't gay if its a robot.

(how to get AIDS)

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The machine seems to even have support for full range auditory stimulation so it could talk shit to your customers for extra authentity.
>It talks in mandarin ?
Well, close enough

robo-hooker

>all up in your gruts.
Top KEK.

maybe this will be used to enslave us by putting us in 24/7 sperm extraction machines, we have to put the women in milking machines first
gender war now

A blowjob machine matrix?

odd. it's as if chinese men can't stay erect if they see their gross little dicks? MAybe that is why asian porn is pixelated.

You think this machine has buttocks on the back to hold on as you use it?

Being enslaved in a cum milking machine is my fetish

We Australians will have to wait until they make the larger mark 2 version.

"Ching-Ching Chong, you rikey sucky? Beep Boop Beep Boop"

kek

I can deal with the lead poisoning.

>putting your dick in a chinese made machine

Seems like a great way to lose it.

Fucking kek

Muh fetish

THE RED PILL:

The Chinese are developing these machines with the Jews in order to destroy the white birth rate.

still cheaper than your wife

underrated
>inb4 liveleak of chinese child with arm stuck up to shoulder in corner blowjob machine as emotionless crowd plods past

> one billion and a half assholes
> majority men
> need to donate sperm

what went wrong with this world

They are collecting our superior white semen to use for their own nefarious purposes to create rece of chinese-aryan hybrids to infiltrate our society
/x/ was right all along

yea to hold your fucking noses up

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Why do Chinese sperm banks exist? Who the fuck wants Chinese sperm?

>an entire world full of Elliots

why would i want to cum if a guy already came in.....wait

>the scales have fallen from my eyes

THE REIGN OF THE ROASTIES IS AT ITS END!

There's no way I'm putting my dick inside a made in china machine.

You'll get BLEACHED and like it. No chink woman can resist the long white cock and glorious European seed.

Kek

I want one so badly.. How much is it?

>the machines start infiltrating society by mimicking women to steal our seed

China is trying to destroy America with free blowjob machines

Hol up. How much is this thing?

Yuros use it for mouthwash

lol

i dont know why, but i always get a chuckle when this .gif gets posted. thanks famalam

your dick starts farming gold while you sleep

Yet another redpill was consumed

Very good post. Kek.

14k
see
youtube.com/watch?v=pHi8hTvT3II

...but I never got my turn

>Who the fuck wants Chinese sperm?
Remember that mostly tasteless dip or dressing in some chinese restaurants?

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You see this is one of the purposes of Jewish controlled Hollywood. They put some truth into the movies so when they actually begin their nefarious plots everyone says: "I saw that in a movie. It isn't real."
The subversion is real.

chinese people presumably

>not just getting a Hetty Hoover instead for $150

Here's the whole problem with sperm banks and 'embarrassing' stigma.

Instead of spending 13k on one of these machines, they can arrange appointments and have a medical hooker come in and give everyone handjobs topless. Pay a pair of hookers 500 bucks each to give handjobs all day once a month.

It'll work better, be cheaper, and require none of the extra costs in research/development/construction/shipping/etc

Sperm banks confuse me as a business in general. Dunno who'd even want sperm when almost everyone would probably do it if they could get 20 bucks.

>premature ejaculation desensitization training function

I dont get it

This probably looks better tho

They create million dollar works of creative fiction merely to get a tiny idea in your head? Oy vey!