ITT: we dig up democratic shill articles from before trump won and laugh
Example:
thedailybeast.com
>"If the polls hold between now and election day, it’s a safe bet that when Clinton is sworn into office in January, Perry won’t be far away. And when that day happens, it will be the culmination of one of the most genius pop star feud jiu jitsu moves of all time.
Other urls found in this thread:
nymag.com
youtube.com
cnn.com
gq.com
twitter.com
What's the purpose of this?
Are we going to use it to diminish the reputation of these news outlets or is it to turn the tide of public opinion against them.
HAHAHAHAH
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Taylor swift is based Pennsylvania that BTFO Hillary on election day
Katy Perry is degenerate California
Taylor swift is Sup Forums waifu
i'm glad liberals are fucking retards.
my friend is engaged to a leftist immigrant that thinks communism is really just the cats pajamas
his life is spinning out of control now. the wedding is coming up and she quit her job because she doesn't like working in the cold, so now he's the only source of income.
There is also a squirrel infestation in their attic and they have chewed through the ceiling so there is a hole
so they have squirrels with all their piss and shit breeding up in the attic, and shes REFUSING to let him kill the squirrels
NO WE NEED TO CATCH THEM IN LIVE TRAPS AND TAKE THEM TO THE PARK
he was complaining about all this yesterday at lunch, he really seems stressed. I said to him as a friend
"whelp....this is the future you chose" and gave him a pat on the back
she's a coal-burner. She's not Sup Forums's wife.
doesnt matter, Pennsylvania still BTFO out of Hillary on election day
>Kill the squirrels.
>Clean/cook the squirrels(can be delicious)
>Have them over for dinner
>???
>Profit
You need to give him a severe straight talk to get rid of that parasite as soon as possible.
She's in NO position to complain about anything.
People like that you just smile at them and say what did you think when you proposed to her? Was it "at this moment he knew he had fucked up" and laugh and walk away.
>NO WE NEED TO CATCH THEM IN LIVE TRAPS AND TAKE THEM TO THE PARK
Yes.
Take them to a new unfamiliar place where they didn't store any food in the middle of winter.
The only coal she's burning is Swedish
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Drumpf is finished
he's very cucked, she really just ripped out his backbone. I always tolerated her because she's not a malicious cunty liberal, she's just a stupid brazilian. One of our friends tried to get them broken up so she would go back and he was probably right to do that, but they are engaged so the green card is incoming.
this wedding will happen, but will it end in divorce? quite possible
know what the worst part is?? he's looking forward to having a "mocha colored baby" with her
I told him how to get rid of the problem. They have a cat, there is a hole in the ceiling
>apply feline to squirrel hole
>squirrel infestation eradicated
my exact words "you understand this situation is literally the entire reason humans started keeping cats in the first place, right?"
I'm going to laugh at this thread.
>TS doesn't make any political statement or endorse any candidate
>leftists try and crucify her
Makes you wonder how many celebrities got threatened privately into supporting Hillary publicly.
katy perry is kek's next victim
The purpose is to laugh, and to save all this stuff before they delete it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'd rather some decent nudes than her ending her life.
Kek
What the fuck is with Brazilian women? I only really know them from their extremely fucked-up (yet extremely hot) porn, but I've heard some horror stories about them. Are they really all nuts?
Thanks based user
most leftists don't actually understand how survival works. They just rely on gibs
This might be going back a bit but got anything about Russia? It's hilarious the doublethink the left employs with
>We've always been at war with Russia!
HAHAHAHA
Then you break up with him.
You have to let him know how much more important your relationship with him is. You've known each other far longer and you can see him changing for the worse, because if he goes down this path you full well he's going to get worse than he is now.
In the very least get him to postpone the wedding.
leef
NO REFUNDS GOYIM
But the socialistic squirrel government will dispatch the tolerance and fairness police to dispense little squirrel rations as they see fit. But squirrel Trump and the republisquirrels just defunded the no squirrel left behind act.
the hues tell me the brazilians that leave brazil are well off communists that come from wealthy families who ironically think brazil is the most wonderful place on earth while at the same time living as far away from it as possible
there is sexual promiscuity though, I'm not particularly good looking and a bunch of us had gone out "dancing" and one of the really good looking ones came over and was grinding her pussy hard against my cock, I mean she was going at it, really mashing that shit together
another time I got raped by one. we were out for st.patricks day I think and I had been drinking a lot so in the car on the way home I'm drunk and napping in the back seat. and I feel a warm moist sensation pressing against my lips
hmm..what the fuck?? I open my eyes and this girl is just tongue fucking me while I was asleep
heh, try to stall her out? there is about a year left on her visa before she has to go back
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Remember when Correct the Record started asking people to submit tips? Good times.
Ask and you shall receive
Wasn't there a change or some other wbesite that wanted people to sign a proposal to ban Donald Trump from running and it had the name of the country beside it?
exp: My hips keep moving on their own oni-China
It's hard to explain. But we raided it hard and made mad memes.
Fucking kek
I can't believe I still get such a high off seeing the liberal pre-election media coverage, they were so cocky and got smacked down so hard. They still aren't humbled yet, the amount of complaining over the next 4 years is going to be golden.
16 years you mean
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>we've always been at war with eastasia!
It's like we've all been living in a different world while the Democrats have turned blue America into some bizarre mashup of The Camp of the Saints, 1984, and Brave New World.
OC I made around the time of the elections. This guy is a highly educated university professor.
The best part? In the also few months this guy has taken the Trump Pill and is actually very pro Trump now.
I listened to this for hours on the night the election results were announced, and now it's burnt into my brain as a reminder of that surreal and amazing night. I don't listen to it much so as not to ruin that.
youtube.com
Unlike when Obama came in on the promise of "change" this felt like the first time in forever that things would actually change.
This thread is fucking gold, bump
I remember when our Maine Scream Meteor claimed this after the debates.
Toppest kek
Did Sam Wang end up eating a bug?
Does your friend not know how to work a live trap? Last summer had some mice in the house and used a live trap. Got rid of like 4 in a day just by baiting it right. Put 'em out in some woods because I wasn't going to use their bodies so either they survive or some enterprising hawk gets food. Tell him not to be retarded and just put something that squirrels will eat in a cage that springs shut when they go in it.
>Hillary plays XCOM
We need to hold him to this.
At one point Nate Silver thought this was plausible.
fuck that shit. He's just hopping on the band wagon
I kek'd
>Texas
>Blue
I remember that night. Good times.
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He actually did, yeah.
This is the best thing ever...
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The squirrels don't have the money for that, the fucking chipmunks overloaded their welfare system and now some bitch squirrel is running for squirrel president that says they have to start letting skunks immigrate to the park too
0,1% for Senior Jeb
That's enough for him. He doesn't believe in number voodoo
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I didn't even realize how JUST, Nate ended up being this election. RIP.
Its fucking hilarious. I wish I could experience the election all over again.
Fucking pottery
we once had raccoons in our attic, my grandpa took care of it like a man. He climbed up there with a net and a claw hammer. Came down a few minutes later and the raccoons were gone
I had mice and did the same thing except with glue traps
>The only question is will Trump and his supporters accept his defeat
My God, the irony
Someone post Times Trump meltdown to presidency
Is that Hillary on the the right?
to be fair , we wouldnt have accepted defeat
That's nice, but if you place any value on non-human life the more moral thing to do is to catch and release. I'm not saying you have to go vegan or some shit, but just blindly causing harm without thinking about it isn't a virtuous trait.
Squirrel solution: Mix cocoa powder and rapid set cement 1:1 and wait a few days.
Leftist immigrant solution: See above.
Keep them coming boys. We need to distribute and save these before they are all removed
This guy is a comedy gold mine
I don't know. I honestly expected Clinton to win if only because of how corrupt our government is. Trump with the victory was just completely out of left field. so instead of uncaring apathy, I'm now excited to see what he'll do. even if he's a complete bum, at least Clinton didn't win.
>damage control
literally every single female human being on earth over the age of 14 has nudes saved somewhere
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tbf Silver gave Trump the best chance of all the "reputable" poll analysts.
>I honestly expected Clinton to win if only because of how corrupt our government is
This. I figured Trump had the american public on his side, just look at his rallies, but that the (((people))) behind the gov't would never let him win.
It's actually quite funny
For the newfags: Go search for Patton Oswalt's history with Nick Bougas aka A Wyatt Mann aka the happy merchant meme artist and you'll see why he's such an aggressive pro clinton virtue signaller to the point of actual insanity - he has a long way to come back from to get work in Hollywood.
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This what you're looking for?
kek
gumpf btfo
Glue traps and a claw hammer? Fuckin' brutal, user.
Why is a menswear magazine writing about politics at all, let alone in such a deeply partisan manner?
have u seen this turdlet's face? Hes a staff writer for New York Times but every single article he writes is AntiTrump... tell me thats not propaganda? what a fuckin faggot.
I figured the hammer is a better fate than being tossed down the garbage shoot still alive
And huffpo started a massive smear campaign against him because he put Trump at 30% instead of 1% like they wanted.
Is that actually real?
this is a solid 9/10 great post that deserves a shoop version.
someone please shoop hillary into ayylmao with 98.3% chance against trump i cba to install PS on this comp.
>oi guv you best not be votin' fer trump
