1. Basically there is no such thing as "fortune cookie" in restaurants. The first time I ever see fortune cookie was in the states.
2. Not all Chinese look like "Asians". There are 55 officially recognized ethnic minorities in China and some of them are genetically Turkish, Central Asians, or even Russians.
3. Although major western social media like YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter are blocked in China, there exist a wide variety of local social media platforms within China. And as you might know already, censorship is duly noted by netizens. So we manage to beat around the bush on the Internet.
4. Despite 80-90 million members that Chinese Communist Party claims, the bulk of them have little faith in Communism or socialism. It can be substantiated in many published political science literature. Yet it is more easily to be confirmed if you have the chance to chat with a CCP member. Even CCP itself these years barely mentioned Communism in speeches or governmental reports.
5. The tap water is not drinkable.
6. Except Beijing, Shanghai, and Hong Kong, there still around 20 mega cities of modern infrastructures, a variety of entertainment, and population over 5 million.7. Casinos is illegal in China, except in Macau. Yet great numbers of underground casinos have thrived in China. 8. The significance of Mahjong, a Chinese gambling game, can be compared to the significance of football, baseball, and basketball combined to Americans.
9. Young generation in general celebrate Christmas without any religious purpose. But few people know what day is Easter or Thanksgiving.
10. Chinese perception of the deities is by and large shaped by a classic Chinese novel Journey to the West. The book was written in 16th century, strongly rooted in Chinese folklore and Buddhist and Taoist theology. Here is a imaginary scenario of the heaven.
Some facts about China
11. It is reported that there are about 300,000 Africans living and working in Guangzhou city, the capital of Guangdong province. But a large proportion overstay their visas and are staying at an illegal status.
12. In general, urban Chinese live in apartments and rural Chinese live in houses. Of course a small proportion of millionaires also possess villas in the suburb. 13. Very few people can name any American football stars. But at the same time, even my grandmother knows who Kobe Bryant is. Yet soccer is even more popular than basketball.
14. You can see open-air Islam worship gathering in Xinjiang.
15. The current China's government is only 65 years old. From 2000 BC to 1911 AD, China underwent 83 dynasties and 559 emperors.
16. After 1949 till now, Chinese female normally do not adopt their husbands' family name after getting married.
17. There is a fixed number of Chinese family names. Yet theoretically, any character or word can qualify as given name. For instance, I know people named as "wen ge/cultural revolution", "fan di/anti-Imperialism", "an quan/security", or "fengqin/organ, the musical instrument".
18. In present day, most people are familiar with the presence of foreigners around them. But according to my British professor, when he visited rural China in early 1980s, no one gave him a second look because back that time rural Chinese people did not have the sense of "foreigners". "They probably just considered me as a strange-looking Chinese from other province, maybe a Uyghur I guess."
19. Russian was the dominant foreign language at schools through 1950s to 1960s.
20. Besides Chinese animations, Japanese Manga is the major source of entertainment for young kids and even young adults. Although the images of Batman, Superman, and other American comic figures are popular among young people due to the Hollywood movies, very few of them actually read the original comic books or television shows.
>Young generation in general celebrate Christmas without any religious purpose.
Do the Chinese have a midwinter holiday traditionally? Are there 'seasonal' holidays?
Fucking gooks and their surveillance cameras on my fucking property. They can't do SHIT without their BALLS.
Cool thanks for the info, bro.
How do I hook up with FOB chinese chicks at my local college?
>Hong Kong
>china
Fuck off mainland scum
A lot of this was very interesting
Cool
>11. It is reported that there are about 300,000 Africans living and working in Guangzhou city, the capital of Guangdong province. But a large proportion overstay their visas and are staying at an illegal status.
This is about right. I worked as an officer in death row facilities before I emigrated, and we saw many Africans in Guangzhou. The state doesn't even try to deport them. If they are found to be dealing in organized crime (they all do), and are illegal citizens, they are just executed. Their countries don't even want them back, so it's easier this way. I only ever saw men and elderly women though, so I don't know what they do with the young women. I theorized that they may sell them into slavery of some kind, but I doubt a Chinese would be attracted to a mudskin.
ok
GO BACK
Why? I like it here
Help your own country. The West is full.
China is full. New Zealand is almost empty.
all i hear is "ching chong ding dong HO HO"
The West is full. We don't want anymore chinks or shitskins.
I grew up in Xinjiang and spent 7 years watching muslim scum being executed by firing squad. If any Chinese should be welcomed it is me.
Clean up your trash instead of spreading it
>China is executing Muslims
>I left China
>the West should welcome me
Great logic. We're full. Fix your own shit. Go join a firing squad if you support it so much.
Fortune cookies are an american-made food, which is why they dont exist in china.
tldr
No wonder your countries are so cucked
CHING CHONG DING DONG NIP NONG FONG
Yes, Mr Lee, our countries are cucked because of people like me who don't want shitskins and chinks polluting our countries.
Fuck off Jono
Lunar New Years
Impossible thy only go for asians, if ur black u have a better chance at winnjng the loterry, some asian like the gangster type but there trash n not really asian u want
If u do manage plz tell me i go to korean parties at my college n literally all the women ignore me, and im hot as fuk, my guess is cuz im hispanic
Ok Cheng
Chinese diaspora have to be the most autistic screeching on Sup Forums
China has always been USSR tier. Their supposed huge economy isn't impressive when you consider there is more than a FUCKING BILLION people living there.
All the news from supposed high chink IQ and prosperity comes from cherry-picked coastal cities. You don't hear anything else because of Nork tier state controlled media
The average chinaman is a 5 foot sharp illiterate dirt farmer with goiter washing his balls in water seeping out of one of their thousands of toxic waste dumps while smiling their crooked teeth at any western journalist saying 'EVELYONE VELLY HAPPY' out of fear of another red-party whipping.
Don't even get me started on their multimillion shekel funded CHINA STRONK booming concrete Stalin-bunker tier 'cities' fucking nobody moves into.
China is the only reason North Korea still exists
The second they slip over some spilled egg Foo Young and actually get into a major war the whole house of cards collapses
That said, I'd fuck a Chinese girl, at full force in mouth, ass and vagina
The only hispanics we asians consider hot are white hspanics
Sorry paco
Monster
Even the overseas Chinese despise the mainland scum.
quality post
1. are you saying someone put cameras on your house
2. nice tourette's guy meme drop, very spicy
Only the internet meme young ones
Ask any older person
In Singapore & HK
>1970: REEEEEEE Malaysia niggers
>1990: REEEEEEE Taiwan niggers
>2010: REEEEEEE Mainland niggers
I used to think Chang was bad but apu is worse.
Lastly
Going back further and asking bongs you'll probably encounter
>1870: REEEEEEE Singapore & HK niggers
Why do non americans celebrate/ need to celebrate thanksgiving anyway?
I don't celebrate boxing day
Based chyna
>they just execute them
Lel
>The average chinaman is a 5 foot sharp illiterate dirt farmer with goiter washing his balls in water seeping out of one of their thousands of toxic waste dumps while smiling their crooked teeth at any western journalist saying 'EVELYONE VELLY HAPPY' out of fear of another red-party whipping.
kek, pretty good
>That said I'd fuck a Chinese girl, at full force in mouth, ass and vagina
>That said, I'd fuck a Chinese girl, at full force in mouth, ass and vagina
>Implying I don't do this daily
>they are just executed
based chinks
I guarantee this is that korean american that shits this board up
No, I'm white. Go fuck yourself, Mr Ching Chong Ming Mong
He is saying he is a landlord, and that he rents that house to a tenant.
2 is probably right.
Spring festival.
They're there to study. Not be subject to creepy unsolicited sexual advances.
True. I've never heard of or seen a fortune cookie until I immigrated to Canada.
>China has always been USSR tier.
USSR was ugly manlet comparing to China. USSR was not even able to build fucking roads and lived in the 19th century in 1991.
Is it true that China actually has like 50 different languages but the Chinese government orders them to be called "dialects" by diktat and pretends that it's the same language spoken with different accents, in order to perpetuate the false impression that there is only One China Now And Forevaaaaaar?
(Don't let the flag fool you, I am ignorant gwailo)
but subject to creepy unsolicited sexual advances they are. thanks for all the qt virgins