Would you own a slave if you legally could?

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"If"

I think I would. Why did we ever phase out the idea of slavery?

I have a dog already.

Yeah prob one of those Kurdish cuties on sale at isis mart

Probably, its the best thing for shitskins really. But I'd only buy a slave if they were shitskins that were enslaved locally. Importing darkies into your country for any reason is a mistake.

I'd have massive harem and the orphanages would be filled with my bastards.

Certainly.

Because serfdom was better in the aftermath of the fall of Rome.

no doubt

that would be so fun
selective breeding and making new breeds of humans for the heck of it

I'd buy one like that cosplay girl with feminine penis from Turkey, and then we would have roach babies together.

I guess if slavery was legas, the majority of Sup Forums would be slaves but not slave owners.

i would have no reason to own one so no.

I am a socialist so I would not own a slave because I do not believe in private property. But I think all people should be slaves to the government. That would optimize efficiency. All resources should be shared, and human bodies are resources as well.

Only female slaves.

Nah.
Expensive to keep and maintain, and you never know when they'll try to fuck you over.

Naw, seems like a fucking hassle.

Minimum wage is modern day slavery. The living conditions of slaves have just gotten better.

Going to buck the trend here, but no. Slavery doesn't square with my beliefs at all.

Yes.

>neet weaboos with above average intelligence but not strength or real world skills
>slaves

solid reasoning!

The unemployed and the people earning the least would likely find themselves enslaved.

Sup Forums has a lot of high achievers. At least they all claim to be doctors and scientists etc.

Yeah, if I could afford it.
Pretty expensive and I suspect in our modern age there would laws against slave abuse like there were in ancient times.
So I would need to provide adequate food and shelter.
They would be something like a full time butler who does more than just simple things like cooking and cleaning.
I would buy slaves, teach them, and resell them.

Women's razors are expensive though.

I would if I could own a loli slave I could dress up and give head pats to daily.

Cunts are property. The fact that the law no longer reflects that, that we know pretend like women are people, shows how pussified society has become.

>Sup Forums has a lot of high achievers
>they all claim
>they
>claim

At face value you seem like a pedophile but I bet you're not, and you really would prefer to dress them up and pat them on the head.

>Minimum wage is modern day slavery.
That and banalities like mobile phones, social networks and TV shows/movies created by kikes

treat bls

Yes I would

Legal? Absolutely!

Far right asshole here, and no, slavery is disgusting and one of the West's greatest contributions to human civilization was coming up with the concepts of universal liberty and equality of opportunity.

Slavery is what Asiatics and barbarians do because they can't figure out how civil society works.

Little girls are made to get fucked. Dressing them up in cute clothes and headpats are just fun secondary uses for them.

I really wish I could've been born as a Barbary pirate desu, like seriously fuck this gay earth

:^] did I mention they'd be dick head pats?

Die

I just want a haram

No.

Yes. I would treat them very very well I'm no monster

same man

Ali Pasha approves of Harems not slaves

This.

No, slavery and colonialism are the primary reasons why the world is the way it is. Had Europe kept to Europe, then Europe would be a Utopia. The rest of the world would probably still be living in some sort of feudal society.

Id never be abusive so maybe. Like pets I would take in the battered ones and give them loving homes. Not that I would make them pets but friends or family in that sense.

I am a rather lonely guy so some company would be nice for a change. Or at least someone to share dinner with.

Nah, I've no need for one.

Slavery is no longer economical

Minimum wage is cheaper than cages

No I dont even like owning dogs and they are just fur slaves.

No.
Anyone that does a good job should be paid for their hard work and be a freeman.
A nigger wouldn't be good at being a slave. All cotton farmer had to have dozens of them to just pick cotton.

>I am a rather lonely guy so some company would be nice for a change. Or at least someone to share dinner with.

Mercy towards shitskins is wasted effort. You'll be repayed with blood and grief every time.

>above average intelligence

Buy American

yes can I get a female slave and then just be nice to her and have some company thanks

I would own a Circassian slave girl, around age 14

Nah. I'm a total pussy.

>sassy black slave woman calls you a bitch ass and walks off our plantation after 5 minutes

only a sex slave
i wouldn't be mean ofc

this is not what I meant

nice white cutie please and I'll pay for more guards to keep people in my property rather than on more slaves

You would almost certainly be a slave yourself, not a slave-owner. They raped their young slaves on the daily, when they weren't doing back-crushing work

Yes if they were sex slaves

Can I have a cute boy slave? I'll treat him really well.

Yes

kaze would cut u

Yeah id love a cute fuccboi to pound everyday.

Knock that up a few years buddy

Boo I misread, and thought we'd hit the point we could keep our slaves in cloud storage.

I want to be a pampered cute boy slave.

wtf i hate slavery now

No. Slavery harms the republic. Learn your own history, wop.

In my current circumstances, I would certaibnly buy a sex slave, and resell or free her when I get married.

man I'm so cripplingly lonely

As long as the slave didn't have to be a nigger. If I was a slave driver, I'd want productivity not unproductivity, idleness and hearing the nigger slave whine all the time

no slaves no life

Fuck no. Sovereignty, autonomy, and self-determination are the most important things in the world.

Yeah without slaves there's just no fucking point in living. Every day is just a pile of depression. Going through the motions, just getting through an empty life with nothing to fill that void.

I would buy them just to free them

>Would you own a slave if you legally could?

Yes, but I wouldn't mistreat it much.

Yes. I think sometimes I am better as a lord with servants. I already have a maid, and hire people to do stuff..

But I would feel better with a couple of slaves.

Daily reminder that Downton Abbey is about the feudal slavery that evolved into capitalism.

Maybe a sex slave, but honestly probably not. I can't trust people normally. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night with a slave.

You'd be gay not to... but even a gay dude would want a gay harem I guess.

yes and my slaves would live better lives than they would living in a ghetto dying in a gang fight

I wouldn't own enslave a man, or own one.

That being said, I definitely wouldn't mind owning a woman.

>import wild apes from desolate safaris n sheeit
>have them constantly work, fuck, and die
>selectively breed the strongest of the bunch
>release them into the public after so many years
>now have 2 meter tall monstrosities roaming around grabbing their crotch and murdering people
how about no

I'd buy a waifu :(

>Maybe a sex slave, but honestly probably not. I can't trust people normally. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night with a slave.

You could always buy this and lock in the slave overnight.

This

I got it.

No, I've got no interest in managing a slave's life.

Those are pretty expensive to own and operate.

No it is immoral.

Sure

>resources should be shared, and human bodies are resources as well.

so I can fuck you up the ass anytime without warning or lube?

I can barely take care of myself, how on earth will I be able to take care of someone else.

I would buy myself some wh*te women and fuck them all day just like my ancestors :)

>trick or treat

I don't see a bulge so what did she mean by that?

I basically own my room mate as a slave, he can't stay out of jail or hold a job without me, so pretty much has to do whatever I say or I will send him back. I haven't done a chore for almost three years and don't even really know how half my appliances work.

.... because it worked out so well last time.

I'd own Jewish women as slaves and breed them with niggers on my plantation. Rabbis would be eunichs and in charge of prepping their assigned stud bulls.