A Warning from /biz/!
Dear friends from Sup Forums,
Based on historical patterns, we have concluded with 78% chance that a stock market crash is imminent. Stock up on cash. Dont short. Wait for the bottom. Remove money from the banks now while theres no run.
Thanks and god bless.
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good to know Ill head down to the bank this morning and demand gold
Good idea, i'll also cash out my savings in gold.
you want gold pressed latinum
Any link to /biz/ threads about this?
Thanks friend. How sage is the military's paycheck?
NEET crash is imminent
hmm seems like it
record stock market every other week, meanwhile debt and unemployment climb
I have spy puts for the next 4 days kek
Would now be the best moment to take a credit?
Spreading rumors about how the stock market is going to crash is a great way to actually get it to crash.
>/biz/ trying to create a bank run to crash trumps economy
This
shut the fuck up you retards
>gold meme
Stock up on cigarettes, painkillers, food, fresh water, etc. Shit people will need when the economy falls
Are you trying to Jew us? Joke's on you, I have no money.
kill yourself same fag
not a rumour tho
really makes you wonder
It doesn't really need the help, user.
There are too many bubbles that have grown to too great a size. It's just a matter of time.
>/biz/
yeah, no thanks
It needs to crash. Weed out malinvestment. The cycle of renewal. It's all keks plan
Guns and ammo, too.
If you don't have at least one gun per person in your group, you should correct that.
Remember the Shemitah shit?
Yeah, exactly. /biz/ is full of fucking idiot sixteen year olds daydreaming about being investment bankers. Clowns.
Stop ripping me off goddammit!
And the government will probably just bail out the banks again, unless they have their heads separated from the rest of their bodies. That's how you're supposed to kill a vampire, right?
Short all the stocks
/ok/
God bless; I know you're probably a friend of pol, but the reason you hang out there is that you're usually wrong.
only one I could find about it
Wooden stake.
From a few months ago.
Woops extra forward slash
So you're saying we can make it happen?
Is /biz/ this retarded?
We've known there's going to be a crash for very long time now.
I've been preparing for 3 years now.
Pretty sure that's just to immobilize them.
third time's the charm?
DO NOT TAKE FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM /BIZ/
ARE YOU ALL LITERALLY FUCKING RETARDED?
fucking hell not my day today
/BIZ/ said Trump was going to lose with 99% certainty
So, let's guarantee. We poison them with garlic, shot them with silver bullet, stick a wood in their chast, pray some stuffs in latin with a crucifix and then we cut their heads.
SHEMITAH! Oh wait...
Then you missed out on the party. Thanks for leaving money on the table.
I like the way you think, Cachaça.
>Spreading rumors about how the stock market is going to crash is a great way to actually get it to crash.
You don't say? Thats strange I heard from some of the richest people in the world who deal with money for a living that they were sure it was going to crash.
>money
Depending on the severity of the crash, money isn't what you need.
We're talking about an economic crash, not fucking nuclear holocaust.
Are you people retarded?
The goal is to preserve your wealth, not to prepare for the apocalypse.
You will be able to get water and food just fine when the economy crashes. You'll just lose a lot of money and will have to spend smarter when the crash happens.
A better investment is to buy electronics and equipment now. If you don't have a car or you have a really old car - buy a new, the kind of car that will last you for 4-8 years.
Too much work, just toss them in the oven.
>hey guys the election is coming up drumpf lol hillary didnu nuffin shes perfectly fine lol
the thing i dont get is why people are so fucking retarded they exposed her corruption live on news she said she wants to nuke iran and go too war. Why do the propose she would be better
Any specific date you heard ? or a time frame?
Riots aren't uncommon in this kind of scenario. Can you and everyone you live with survive at least 72 hours with just what you have in your home right now?
like reddit gold?
Riots confirmed
W-what does that make Sup Forumsacks?
Sixteen year olds pretending to be nazis?
>Can you and everyone you live with survive at least 72 hours with just what you have in your home right now?
If my plumbing still works, I've got until about March.
>>hey guys the election is coming up drumpf lol hillary didnu nuffin shes perfectly fine lol
You should stop posting.
Who gives a shit? So some billionaire fucked up at insider trading and 100 billion digital dollars vanish into the financial aether?
Ok, tough shit for the rich. This meme that our lives have to get worse so some fat cat prick who fucked up gambling on his illuminati butt buddy's casino doesn't have to sell the island where he fucks 3 year olds needs to die.
The economy is such bullshit. "Inflation" my ass. My money is worth less the more that exists, and who the fuck has that money? a couple dozen of the nastiest, crookedest old kikes ever to live, and they just keep making more? For what? What the fuck are they buying? What is left for them to own?
If you live in certain parts of the world there are going to be riots no matter what.
There are not going to be any riots where I live.
There might be some riots in the capital city, Riga, but they're not going to be the kind of riots that you need supplies to survive, it's just going to be a hundred people flipping over a police car and stealing some booze from a shop.
We are not talking about the end of the world here.
Economic crashes happen all the time, and despite the big scary name - crash, it's just not that scary.
It already happened in 2008, and I'd be willing to bet that Sup Forums is full of people who haven't even heard of it.
I have supplies in case of an emergency, which is not related to the imminent economic crash.
I own land and I get my water from a well, and there are springs nearby.
I own animals and I am stocked on canned food. That has more to do with a possible regime change in Russia that wants to expend it's territory.
Ease off the puss brew
>If my plumbing still works
And if not?
Wouldn't hurt to have some water stashed just in case.
The bill always gets passed down to us, Ameribro.
It's not unusual for stores to be completely emptied of food and bottled water. If you don't have the food you need, you may not have a chance to get some when you need it. I, for one, would not want to risk having to "persuade" looters to go elsewhere on an empty stomach.
> Can you and everyone you live with survive at least 72 hours with just what you have in your home right now?
Anyone that doesn't has enough food for at least 3 weeks in his house is an honorary nigger
I agree kabayan
Fuck TRUMP and fuck WHITE PEOPLE
Yeah, i've seen something like that after he was elected. Shut the fuck up, kitchen analyst
>Wouldn't hurt to have some water stashed just in case.
Water literally falls from the sky. I'm sure I'll figure something out.
This. I don't think Sup Forums understands yet why people despise George Soros worldwide. It's not because he pays a bunch of niggers and whores to do porn.
And what about gold?
Just think how little rope we'd actually need to get the job done. They all concentrate into their little rich people enclaves in just a few cities, too.
It wouldn't even be an unpleasant day. We'd get to hang out for real, drink some bears, watch jews swing from lampposts with moonman and the screams of burning traitors in the background. Then we'd obviously loot their mansions and get lots of cool shit to take home.
You should have got into the gold about a month ago. It was in a price dip then, and has been climbing rapidly since. It will probably keep going though, so do consider diversifying. Getting the physical stuff and hiding it somewhere is always best, but there are online methods too, using Paypal that seem quite convenient: Goldmoney.com/r/mdCA4w Obviously, only time will tell, but no harm in being prepared, even if just mentally.
We had riots in my country...
I survived just fine.
>Then we'd obviously loot their mansions and get lots of cool shit to take home.
That's how I know you're a coon deep down
>That has more to do with a possible regime change in Russia that wants to expend it's territory.
failed goncern trolling is still fail.....
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What do you suggest we do with all their crap? Sell it? We just killed all the potential buyers.
>Stock up on cash.
you fucking moron
BUY THE DIP
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Also lel at drumpf thinking the dow would top 20,000
Bitch shut the fuck up and stop parroting /biz/ you slant eyed attention seeking fuck.
>lots of cool shit to take home.
Like Podesta's "art" collection? FUck that. Burn it all.
Its highly likely that it will happen in the next 5 years.
The longer we wait the worse the burst is going to be.
Think about how few jobs we have, all those kids in highschool and college now are going to be unemployed, we already have high levels of people living at home.
In 10 years everyone in highschool now will be out of college, by that time the young adult population would be so massive and angry that it could collapse society
If it however fails when Trump is in, he might be strong enough to rally the govt and the people and ride through it, then we would get the money reset and the cycle continues. (and Trumps is now supreme leader)
Why?
What if the banks also start to crash?
It happened here. A lot of people lost their money.
Or waited a lot of time to actually get it back, while it was devaluing.
And you also had one big bank bankrupt in 2008, right?
What if this time it's going to be even worse, why take chances?
>using Paypal that seem quite convenient
Has a nasty habit of taking all your money. Don't trust them.
Paypal or the gold merchants? I've used Paypal for business purposes for years, no probs.
Paypal. It's more common than you'd think. Do a quick google search.
Paypal is incompetent
how long should i wait ti buy a house?
>1% market change
You have a point. Most of it is a product of their perverse culture.
I just want like some fancy pens and watches and shit though. Maybe a new car.
Is this about people who foolishly let their money sit in the PP account, rather than just using it for rapid transfer purposes, then moving the money straight into some other medium?
>Dont short. Wait for the bottom.
What does this mean?
The ones I personally know who had their money taken were earning money through online commissions and one day they went to transfer some money to their bank account and Paypal decided to lock their account and confiscated their money.
Be a man, not a magpie. Possessions without a direct personal meaning are mostly junk to clutter your house with. Learn to live without them. Hoarding is a mental disease.
Only thing I'm guilty of in this regard is books, and I'm learning now that even bibliophilia is a bit of a folly. Large collections of heavy items just weigh you down and keep you stuck in one place, particularly now that information can be stored so much more tidily in electronic form.
Shorting is betting against something on the market. He's saying not to short it but wait until the prices hit rock bottom, buy up and then reap the profit once prices rise up again.
You need to have your assets in something that won't nosedive for that, though.
The scenario where they want you to provide more ID, like a passport scan? Pretty easy to unlock the account, if you have nothing to hide.
HOREEE SHEEET
Nah, they claimed that they had broken some part of their EULA. Drawing pictures was apparently too scary for Paypal.
It would have personal meaning. It would remind me of the day we killed all the evil people and took their shit, and they wouldn't like knowing I own it if they were alive, which is also cool.
If the market is going to crash, why wouldn't you short then?
Ah, well okay, but just go for scalps in that case, like the good old days!
As people have stated, shorting can actually cause the market to crash when it otherwise wouldn't. George Soros did that to the British Pound before.
It's a gross oversimplification, but go watch "The Big Short". If nothing else, it's entertaining.
Or you have your media people write about a coming economic crash, then "panic sell" billions of assets, triggering the crash. You've made billions off of relatively steady long-term economic growth already and now you can buy it back for half what it was worth while justifying drastically reduced standard of living for decades to come.
>implying we don't want it
>Believing a flip about economics
And then just start a war so that you can push the poorest people in the country into the military and get rid of them that way while also being able to funnel government money into the hands of friends producing military equipment.
Not sure about the bailouts this time around. Or in the least not as significant. Just look at who's president now.