Mischief Sup Forums edition

>Pakistani bus driver says hello to me
>Don't say hello back

>In makeup store with my wife
>See muzzy lady shopping wearing a hijab
>Say "remove Kebab" when I walk by her
>Laugh to myself

>be jewish

>a gypsy asked for change
>said to it I don't have any and walked away
>actually had pockets full of it and jingled like a happy reindeer passing by

>Cuban guy complains about Wet Foot/Dry Foot
>I smile

>call Syrian Refugees Saracens regularly
>convince sjw dipshits in my class to use the term since it's more respectful of their heritage
>mfw I have a small college seminar using the term Saracen to describe the migrants

>go outside
>some white guy is looking at me
>day ruined

I stare at every towelhead angrily wherever I am

>transgender employee at Bed Bath & Beyond is the next available cashier.
>tell xe/xhe, "No thanks, I'll wait."

>gril sends video of her fapping
>'thankyou for letting me cum for you'
>it was my privilege

I came buckets

> Gypsy selling Big Issue
> "Nice shoes" I declare loudly

Sup Forums BTFO

>Gassed a jew.

oh nice mein fuhrer digits
KIKES BTFO

>friends birthday
>send him a photo stood in front of my swastika flag with a sign that reads "happy birthday mein fuhrer"

>Revisit this thread
>See Leaf poster
>Day ruined

>Receive someone else's letter by mistake
>looks important
>addressed to some Chinese name
>throw it in the trash instead of putting it in the right mailbox about a meter away from mine

>on the train
>no seats available
>old lady looks at me and gives me the "can i have your seat face?"
>pull out my phone and break eye contact
>she then vocally asks for my seat
>i pretend to take a loudcall and speak in German
>after 5 mins i finish my pretend phone call, pleased with myself
>she then asks for my seat in fucking German
>half a dozen people are looking at me
>can't do the phone trick again
>we arrive at next station
>physically pick her up and throw her out like a sack of potatoes
>the whole train starts cheering and clapping
>before the door shuts I yell to her "i'll be posting this one on Sup Forums when I get home and I'll have guaranteed (you's)
>go to sit back down and someone has taken my seat
>mfw

>see a chinese person drop something
>don't tell them


RACE WAR NOW!!!

TRS LISTENERS BTFO

>this happened

>Roommate is a Hillary supporter
>Bet him that Trump would win
>He's poorfag so it's only $5
>He's full smug until ~9PM
>Finally around 11 he angrily slams the five on the table and says to slip the money under his door if he she actually wins
>Fold the $5 in half so it looks like two, poke it under his door with a sticky note at the bottom that reads "Trump won, but you'll probably want your money back to buy Preparation |->| in the morning"
It was a great start to post-election America.

(you)

>walking in town
>muslim says hi to me
>smile and say hi back
>didn't mean it

...

You did the best thing, he would have stole your pocket and run away

>obtain white wife
>make 6 babies

the jews hate this local father

>big issue
Why is it always complete degenerates or lazy as fuck homeless people selling that shit.
Nothing could drive me further away.

kek

SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN

>go to takeaway
>get a kebab
>turk working there says "thanks boss have a good day yeah?"
>actually do have a good day
>the jokes on him though, as I secretly didn't like his brown skin

blnk

jeez lad you're basically hitler incarnate

nice im unbanned

> gypsy begging for money in the street
> tell him in english i will take him to our welfare organisation
> walk him to the "Agentur für Arbeit" (agency for work)
> he thinks hes getting free stuff
> sit him down
> tell the clerk he wants work but can't speak english or german
> also tell him that i have to leave so that they have to deal with him
> "he first has to wait about 2 hours, then i guess we can find something"
> tell the guy to just chill
> he is thankfull, thinks hes getting free stuff
> i leave
> wish i knew what happened then

>had sex with a black woman

cubans are cool, they voted for trump 52%

kek

>see black people walking on the sidewalk
>abruptly change to left lane

>at cinema
>movie was shit
>spill popcorn everywhere
>stick chewing gum on seat
>empty drink on floor
>go to bathroom
>shit on the toilet seat
>piss all over the floor, handles, toilet paper
>don't wash hands

Clean it up wagie!

cunt

Stop showing shit films then faggot.

>serving muslims
>wish them happy [christian holiday]

>Brasil
You are black, how is that a achievement?

>Go to McDonalds
>Have a full card of coffee stickers
>Say I have the card and I want my free coffee
>Don't give them the card

reaktion?

>in a calculus class, mention that I have the textbook on a flashdrive and anybody can copy it if they'd like
>classmate asks if he may borrow it and return it the next day, i say sure
>his name is muhammad
>remember that i have a text file of refugee statistics that shows the rape, murder, illiteracy, etc stats of muslims in europe that i was using for a german presentation
>he doesn't show up the next day
>nor does he show up the next week
>turns out he got really sick while fasting for ramadan and never showed up for the class again, didn't even bother to drop it or make up the tests, he just straight up took an F

top bantz

And stole your flash drive bro. Fucking mudslimes think everything belongs to them

>be pro-immigrant Hungarian reporter
>trip father and child so police and beat the shit out of them

>Whenever I'm at on of the 3 local kebab/pizza places owned by sandniggers I always go to the bathroom and piss all over the floor/walls and even on the mirror to mark my territory.

one*

>Meet french tourists looking for club
>give them the completely wrong direction
get outta here leAhmed the boat bomber

10/10 user

rare

>go to massive spring break beach party
>bust a nut in a random party girl
>she told me she got a good feeling about me
>told her I would call
>I never asked her for her number

He can't keep getting away with this!

Congrats, you're now an honorary nigger.

>walk through giant liberal uni
>commie stops me to ask if I wanted to sign a petition to ban hate speech
>call him a cuck

And that my friends is how I started a war with the antifa at my school

>walking into gas station yesterday morning
>three women walking in behind me
>hold the door for the first two white women then let it close when the black woman gets there

Learn this mans secret to making six kids now! The Jews hate it!