/polder/ General - NEW MIEMS EDITIE

/POLDER/ GENERAL THREAD #7

>ELECTION DAY: MARCH 15TH 2017
THE DAY THE DUTCH DEFEAT GLOBALISM

EXPLANATION OF PARTIES: pastebin.com/TEgR0CCS

LET'S SEE WHO Sup Forums SUPPORTS
strawpoll.me/12114077


PARTY POWER RANKINGS

>ORANJE BOVEN TIER
PVV

>COALITIE TIER
VNL
FvD
SGP

>USEFUL IDIOTS TIER
50PLUS
CU

>TREASON TIER
VVD
CDA
D66

>FILTHY COMMIES TIER
PvdA
SP
GroenLinks
DENK

>MEME TIER
GeenPeil
PvdD
PiratenPartij

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_general_election,_2017
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Representatives_(Netherlands)
frontbencher.nl/peilingen/
peilingwijzer.tomlouwerse.nl/p/laatste-cijfers.html
allepeilingen.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=j0jUuzdfqfc
youtube.com/watch?v=Rfm1l9g8UAY
youtube.com/watch?v=NQOCcx5V9RI
youtube.com/watch?v=rFLlyoi-fxs
youtube.com/watch?v=rozGRFnsOcw
youtube.com/watch?v=k_h0CsMBgh0
imgflip.com/memesearch?q=wilders
imgur.com/a/fe0J9?grid
imgur.com/a/Mu3y2?grid
imgur.com/a/nQ9I1?grid
imgur.com/a/OdsTq?grid
imgur.com/a/9UmDg?grid
imgur.com/a/LvPPj?grid
youtube.com/watch?v=Mk6Ymy758l4
blog.dilbert.com/post/155723690911/the-master-persuader-scrambles-the-frame
joostniemoller.nl/2017/01/schaamteloos-geenstijl-verandert-pro-pvv-reactie-pro-geenpeil-reactie/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geert_Wilders#Israel
geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/2016/03/lewis_trekt_vvd_door_de_plee.html
files.vvd.nl/verkiezingsprogramma-2012-2017.pdf
nl.metapedia.org/wiki/Lijst_van_Nederlandstalige_literatuur
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>WHAT'S THE PLAN?
Step 1: Positively meme Geert Wilders and PVV
Step 2: Discredit other parties
Step 3: Contribute to this thread

>DUTCH ELECTION FOR DUMMIES
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_general_election,_2017
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Representatives_(Netherlands)

>POLL RESULTS
frontbencher.nl/peilingen/
peilingwijzer.tomlouwerse.nl/p/laatste-cijfers.html
allepeilingen.com/

>INSPIRATION (ENGLISH)
Geert Wilders Speaks - Anti-Koran Film "Fitna: youtube.com/watch?v=j0jUuzdfqfc
Deporting Millions Of Muslims May Be Necessary: youtube.com/watch?v=Rfm1l9g8UAY
Geert Wilders - Warning to America: youtube.com/watch?v=NQOCcx5V9RI
Brilliant Geert Wilders Moment: youtube.com/watch?v=rFLlyoi-fxs

>INSPIRATION (DUTCH)
Geert Wilders - zijn beste & grappigste uitspraken: youtube.com/watch?v=rozGRFnsOcw
Wilders in zijn beste vorm: youtube.com/watch?v=k_h0CsMBgh0

>MEME DATABASE
Meme Generator: imgflip.com/memesearch?q=wilders
Official Wilders quotes/images: imgur.com/a/fe0J9?grid
Unofficial Wilders quotes/images: imgur.com/a/Mu3y2?grid
Wilders Tweets: imgur.com/a/nQ9I1?grid
Wilders Pepes: imgur.com/a/OdsTq?grid
Wilders random images: imgur.com/a/9UmDg?grid
All above material in 1 album: imgur.com/a/LvPPj?grid

TRENDS OF THE PAST YEARS, PVV LOOKING STRONG

Mooie miems maten

We will meme Geert to victory.

Ik denk dat FvD ook makkelijk richting de 5 zetels kan gaan, maar dan moet OP ze wel even vermelden in de pastebin.

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KEEP MIEMING AND NEVER STOP MIEMING

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>dgw ik niet op geert kan stemmen omdat ik uit lelgië kom
schiet me lek oetz

Will you protect her Chinese Cartoon smile and vote Bosma /polder/?

Dgw men vlag Belgisch is maar ik officieel in Nederland woon

KOM TERUG NAAR HET VADERLAND

Willy?

Roodpil mij op FvD. Best goede standpunten.

dit aub
ik heb al familie in nederland en ik voel me hier niet thuis

ik wil dit

mijn vriendin woont net over de grens ree

ZELFS ZIJNE HOOGHEID KAN WEL MIEMEN

Ik wacht af wat ze begin maart in de peilingen doen. Als t erop lijkt dat ze zetels halen krijgen ze mn stem.

Terry en die aap van FvD

de FVD hoeven we geen platform voor te creeeren, we willen wilders.

FVD is regressief in heel veel van hun voorstellen - kiezen van een burgemeester? Flikker een end op...

PVV or nothing.

reallife memen gaat a.s. zondag van start in Utrecht. Dat pretentieuze stadje moet geredpilled worden.

DRIE KEER VIER

Knal anders Jan Roos in de achtergrond

>kiezen van een burgemeester? Flikker een end op

Waarom is dit een slecht idee?
Het is overigens een idee van de VNL, niet FvD, al denk ik wel dat de FvD het zou steunen

Staat als standpunt op FvD website.

dont fuck up, colgate

Vlaanderen aan de Nederlanders, Wallonië aan Frankrijk en Brussel een stadstaat en napalm erover.

Zoiets?

Niet onze kansen spreiden, we is er 1 die we naar het torentje moeten shitposten en dat is Wilders

Grenzen dicht voor ongenuanceerd kutvolk

Opnieuw begroten voor ouderenzorg

Meer blauw op straat

Mensen die onze gastvrijheid beproeven van 10km hoog uit het vliegtuig gooien

waarschijnlijk van de FvD gekopieerd, though

hey faggot, we're aquafresh
don't ever challenge us bitch

wallonië en brussel leeg gegooid en gekoloniseerd door vlamingen

erg mooie miem

Wilders is never gonna win
No other party is willing to form a coalition with him

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>Wilders is never gonna win
>No other party is willing to form a coalition with him
But those two things are completely different from each other Hans.

And where we are going, we don't need coalitions.

Maak er eens even 1 met Theo van Gogh en Pim Fortuyn op een wolkje erboven naar beneden kijken - en flikker die faggot van FvD eraf.

Wie /prinsgezind/ hier?

There are plenty of toothpastes on Sup Forums, we'd have a head-start. Other than at the pirate party, online politics is dealth with by ((("""socilal media experts"""))), who can't deal with politically incorrect messages. Is getting our name out there really that much of a problem? I'd have thought our biggest problem would be controlling/hiding the power levels until the country is ready.

I was quoting the second sentence of the linked government webpage.

How do we crush Cloverboy?

>I was quoting the second sentence of the linked government webpage
Yes, and I was quoting the page with requirements for TK members

make memes where Thierry Baudet is 6 feet and cloverboy is 5'11"

his only "appeal" is that women like him for some retarded reason. take that away from him

>Wilders is not gonna win
>He will win but no one is going to coorporate

So which is it?

Shut the fuck up and deal with the halal in your streets. Your ancestors are rolling in their graves.

Make normie-acceptable memes. So no NVU "muh jews" bullshit. Just nice and simple like the stuff you saw during pre-elections on Trump General.

Goed idee en bouw er een Efteling op.
>Pic is ons stappenplan

Hmm how about some fake anti-feminist and pro islam qoutes? How do I keep it subtle?

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Nice to see some memes here I made a couple of weeks a go.

Make The Netherlands Great Again

King Geert will rule the country

Het is Groenlinks, kom op zeg.

Het feit dat jullie happen naar Groenlinks bewijst alweer dat de propaganda zijn werk doet. Gooi het op hoger onderwijs en noem subtiel de mensen die geen hoger onderwijs volgen dom en onbelangrijk.

Die klaver is veel te makkelijk onderuit te halen

DUDE

MAKE THE FUCK 6 FEET 5 11 MEMES

TRUST ME, THATS WHAT CONVINCES WOMEN


women don't read ok, they don't care about that anti feminist shit

Is dit GeenStijl 2.0 of is dit Sup Forums?

Zijn er hier uberhaupt mensen die buiten de PVV of de drie referendumpartijen (VNL, FvD, GP) gaan stemmen? Lijkt mij niet toch?

>binnenvoor DENK trolls

Mijn redenering gaat als volgt.

1. De Europese Unie trekt steeds meer macht naar zich toe.
2. Als de Europese Unie eigen regels heeft over een onderwerp, dan mogen nationale parlementen geen andere regels meer maken. Doen ze dat wel, wordt nationaal recht gewoon opzij gezet wanneer het HvJEU dat wil.
3. Dus alle partijen die nu met mooie folders en kraampjes en gratis spulletjes komen? Die kunnen niets belangrijks voor elkaar krijgen, want de Tweede Kamer mag alleen wetgeving maken binnen deze steeds kleinere bandbreedte. Gaan ze te ver één kant op, dan zegt de Europese Unie: nee nee, wij zijn de baas en jullie hebben maar te luisteren.
4. Forum voor Democratie is de enige partij die een speerpunt maakt van het terughalen, goedschiks of kwaadschiks, van onze eigen, soevereine wetgevende bevoegdheid zodat onze stem bij nationale verkiezingen eindelijk weer verschil maakt.

Eenzelfde argument werd door Jacob Rees-Mogg gemaakt in het Verenigd Koninkrijk in aanloop naar het Brexit-referendum:
youtube.com/watch?v=Mk6Ymy758l4

geenpeil is een meme, wat denk je dat dit is

He can have 50 seats but if he can't form a coalition he will be completely irrelevant
stay mad

Was gisteravond iemand /LawaaiVoorStaaij/ maar dat was het dan ook wel.

Also about the tactics I think are the best:
1. Most left voters are women, so focus on them first.
2. Discredit left and parricide parties like VVD
3. Meme Wilders to our new leader

I like this idea. In general you want to persuade people by fear (think creatively), but for keks you could make arrogant fake quotes. GL-voters shouldn't really be our target in the first place. We want the floating voters, and you persuade those by fear. Think of Truck of Peace pictures, etc.

>Geenstijl
>were any and all comments criticizing Geenpeil or being pro-PVV literally get gestappo'd and edited into something that suits the editors
no

We need an american master memer to teach us how to meme.

Rutte is a traitor!

When he gets his 50 seats, he will be opening the colaition process, se he'll have a very high chance of actually forming one. Also, Dutch political parties can't be trusted when it's this close to elections, someone will cave because god knows those idiots really want to rule.

Worst case scenario: 5 or 6 parties (that aren't PVV) forma coalition behind his back, one of them fucks it up, new elections within a single year - with the landslide victory Geert needs.

Dergelijke biblebelters verdienen een apart vlaggetje in deze topics.

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>>were any and all comments criticizing Geenpeil or being pro-PVV literally get gestappo'd and edited into something that suits the editors
Bewijs?

posting some miems

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One thing we should be careful about is this. I know some VVD members, and from what I've heard the VVD is starting up its incredibly well-oiled campaign machine again. It is the only party in the country with a dedicated, trained campaign staff and it packs a fair punch.

I still expect the VVD to win the elections. Why? Because we're all underestimating their media-savvy campaign staff, their connections within the media, their enormous advertising budget, the fact that all local branches will be getting involved in the national campaign using their own money (thereby avoiding overspending on a national level while still getting a huge presence) and populist talking points, and we're also overestimating the rationality and memory of the average voter. Basically, they're marketing a shit product very well to a dumb audience.

God you sure are salty about Mutti getting BTFO by Trump aren't you?

Read Scott Adams stuff. For example about breaking the Hitler frame: blog.dilbert.com/post/155723690911/the-master-persuader-scrambles-the-frame

Wilders actually did this in a recent tweet were he said that all parties excluding him is almost a "dictatorship". The guy has potential.

joostniemoller.nl/2017/01/schaamteloos-geenstijl-verandert-pro-pvv-reactie-pro-geenpeil-reactie/
+ lots of people confirming it. I saw it with my own eyes as well. You can look up some old tweets under #Geenstijlgate I believe as well.

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>Rutte
>Virgin
Please. Rutte has been on more sausages than Heinz.

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Deze draad is beste draad! :DDD

Granted, but I'm still confused as to why they'd pratically open that article stating there's no nationality requirements.

People are calling our royal family traitors but I don't get it. Compared to the sentiment of the average Nederlander our royal family *has* been nationalistic. What do they expect from our King?

like if u cry evry tiem

This is my view as well - Wilders is already doing well, we can only help him by taking away voters from #2 in the polls.

That works a lot better than to go for the undecided voters.

We should ignore FvD and Groenlinks pretty much entirely.

Too broad and frankly i dont see it working.

Schamen jullie je ook wel eens voor je medelander?

Posting in Mossad thread.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geert_Wilders#Israel

Which parties will advocate for the annexation of Flanders?

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letterlijke bilderbergers. blauw bloed of adel is een leugen, belasting is diefstal. Authoriteit is een religie

Good luck Nederlands

Ah who cares

>joostniemoller.nl/2017/01/schaamteloos-geenstijl-verandert-pro-pvv-reactie-pro-geenpeil-reactie/
Ouch. That explains part of the anti-GP sentiment ITT.

>Wilders becomes #2
>Heavily fractured coalition needed to rule both Senate and House
>Coalition crumbles within months over Van Der Steur's umpteenth failure
>New elections
>????
>Geert

Geert Wilders heeft al tegen de Vlamingen gezegd dat hij voor een reunificatie is met Vlaanderen

Rie

>Granted, but I'm still confused as to why they'd pratically open that article stating there's no nationality requirements.
It's true, but doesn't make sense. But hey, it's Dutch law we're dealing with.

Top kek

It has to be a bit more progressive to make it believable.
Na, not the best.
Yeah, easily believable. Maybe a bit too vague. Wont scare off any GL voters thou.
And remember it is all constructive criticism, keep up the effort! But like I said, make something that scares your average voter. That works best as persuasion.

EUROPE FOR EUROPEANS

I think this is a pretty good tactic to discredit the second largest party (VVD).
Clinton also had the total media-savvy campaign staff and their connections with the elite, but look who won.
Are we gonna start a miemwar against the VVD?

shit, this dude looks like karadzic

THEN START MAKING MEMES ATTACKING THEM

Let's start by making a list of all of Rutte's crimes against the Dutch people
>1000 euro
>referendum

WHAT ELSE

When the VVD is starting with their media campaign we have to copy the templates and use it for our own memes.

YES

START THE MEME WAR

SEE

Thanx mate I'll work on it.
Maybe Groen links doesnt seem like a big deal right now, but I hear a lot of rumours that they are looking to merge with the Pvda. A left wing megaparty under a half-Maroccan is something I really dont want to see.

>Radovan Karadžić is een Servische dichter, voormalig psychiater en oud-politicus, die door het Joegoslavië-tribunaal is berecht wegens oorlogsmisdaden tijdens de Bosnische Oorlog in de jaren 90.

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Twee handige linkjes die u kan gebruiken wanneer de VVD binnenkort weer gaat pretenderen alsof ze nog liberaal zijn:
geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/2016/03/lewis_trekt_vvd_door_de_plee.html
files.vvd.nl/verkiezingsprogramma-2012-2017.pdf

Overig leesvoer:
nl.metapedia.org/wiki/Lijst_van_Nederlandstalige_literatuur

Geertpf can't win

Say it with me: 5 more years

>Compared to the sentiment of the average Nederlander our royal family *has* been nationalistic.
Was it nationalistic for the royal family to take the state's gold and run to England while Dutch soldiers were expected fight to the death to hold the Germans back a day or two more?
That's when any legitimacy they would have had in my eyes ended. They did not fight to the death for their country but expected others to; this makes them a traitorous institution.

No coalition is going to crumble now, though. We've reached the stage that perhaps Sweden has also reached: there is one real opposition party, so all other parties have begun to close ranks to keep that party out of power.
Letting a bunch of incompetents stumble about pretending to be our government? For parties like D66, GL, PvdA, VVD, CDA and CU that is a reasonable price to pay for keeping Wilders away from power.

Not sure how effective attacking them would be. They'll just say "Nederland is een land waar je coalities moet sluiten, dus natuurlijk kunnen we niet alle beloftes inlossen, pft, domme tokkie".

Exactly, he did so much wrong that we have to start with a list.

>1000 euro
>referendum
>MH17
>ukraine
>his opninion about the polcal process against Wilders

>Not sure how effective


STOP

BEING DEFEATIST

LAZY

FAGGOTS

DO

SOMETHING
FUCK


Dit is godverdomme de 7de fucking draad die ik heb gemaakt en het enige wat ik zie is een stel nietsnutten dat geen kanker wil doen

DOE IETS