Kek give me a girlfriend

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congrats i bet theyre swarming you now

ask and you shall receive

How can non-dub getters even compete

all those bodies and no good view of the cooch

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holy shit

not chosing to breed with the superior honorary aryan fertile ground

pleb detected

Kek, can I have a GF?

>checked

>tfw no qt 3.14159265359 nazi gf

grz

By God and KEK I WILL become a God that the ladies crave!

kek will grant me a japanase qt gf

BEHOLD

You have to earn one.

Modelling is degenerate.

KEK, and Thoth too I suppose, I know you both do not usually help individual goals, but just this once I need the collective neet magic in this thread to help me get a GF!
DIGITS!

looks like you're in luck, kiddo

congrats, hope she's pretty

Which Asian country do i need to go to for a greeting like this?!

The digits will determine whether or not Sunny Leone will be OPs new gf.

lol checked

your children will look like david silva from your national team. You wouldn't want that, would you?

Kek, grant us pure women.

>all of those titties are fake

>Sup Forums unironically praises a desert sandnigger frog god
>calls others heretics

if digits you will find a pure and loyal catholic waifu

digits confirm OPs girlfriend will be dianne feinstein

Kek, make my waifu real

CHECK'D

CHECKED
also is that a real post?

THICC white gf pls

>get girlfriend
>she cucks you with a nigger

Happy nigger day!

Kek, give me a harem

I can has one to kek?

>girlfriend

Kek, give me the sack to be as bold as the guys who had the nerve to put together a photoshoot like this one, without the fear of having to bow down to the politically correct faggots who infest the world and try to prevent true masculinity from growing. Amen.

Now you're talking.

I believe

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can you fix fat?
I have a girl now shes like 5'2" and a bit overweight

will this mean my kids with her would be fat manlets?
im 5'11"

Humble god

>he fell for the white women go for niggers meme
not unless she was fat af

they aren't
now they directly inject fat in the tits in Asia, the result is astonishing : perfect teenager round tits without ugly scar/risk of prothesis reject

it's like heaven

lower your standards

Me too please

close

Kek

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Kek give me a monster dick

If I could get a discount from the prostitute that would be great, cheers big ears.

I better post in this blessed thread to see what kek has in store for me. Please bless me with a qt girlfriend this year too.

Kek is smiling on us today brothers

The gene responsible for height is a recessive gene so you have to look at her and your parents

Hell ill covert to catholicism for a woman like her, though it wouldnt be too much of a change since im Lutheran

All that plastic and no souls.

Asians don't have souls is what I'm saying.

you lucky fucker, I want one too

PRAISE KEK!

>pure version of pic related pls

No one can stand poltards. You will be forever alone.

What city do I have to go to find prostitutes that look like this?

Also
>Sunny Leone
Muh dick. Only pooinloo chick I find hot.

~~trips~~~ for super qt gf by the end of this calendar year

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can I steal a married broad from her husband kek?

your gf is a j00

posting in a free gf thread

bloody hell. kek please can i have a tank?

Nice

It is done.

The reason we don't have gfs is because we are the excess males unneeded by civilization. Chad takes multiple women similar to that Dan Beelwhateverthefuck guy

I'm pretty sure the soul isn't where you stick your dick, so what's the problem?

big if true

Kek shall grant all of us waifus when the time is right.