ON MLK PARADE ROUTE AMY SCHUMER IS KNOWN TO BE.
>developing story
>word is SHE WAS HIT
>AMY SCHUMER MAYBE DEAD
>if ONLY HER UNCLE STOPPED GUN VIOLENCE
SHOTS FIRED
Robert Bailey
Hunter Morgan
dosnt she live in canada now ?.
Michael Kelly
Bad noose guise
PRESS F
Jayden Brooks
nice source bro
David Long
Fake news
Isaiah Adams
>bullets could kill Schumer
Levi Martinez
Please don't politicize her death.
She was funny
So funny
Now
I'm sad
So sad
Josiah Allen
Nice source
Lincoln Torres
you can't kill a demon lad
Isaac Parker
Hey everyone they're not breaking the story yet because
They're trying to figure out how to spin it
I have a friend there ON THE GROUND
I'll update thread with pics but I don't have Anything to prove to you asshats
I'm sad and I want to share breaking news
Samuel Bennett
Press S to spit of the grave of SlamPig Barbie™
Jordan Jones
what fucking city faggot
Bentley Flores
Stop talking like a retard and tell us where it is.
Ethan Brown
Wow, great source
Adam Foster
>greentexting in real life
I thought 2016 was the big bad?
Luis Harris
S
Dylan Thomas
>Memes so popular greentexting becomes mainstream
This is the future we chose
Joseph Adams
>Greentexting with blue ink
>dumb whore
Levi Barnes
I'd be surprised if there wasn't some sort of chimp out today.
Nicholas Scott
Idk
WHAT city some gay city in California I assume
Details are sketchy you dingi
Here's a pic my friend just sent me...apparently they shut the parade down
Jackson Gray
>being this jelly
Ryan Edwards
HOLY SHIT IS SHE ACTUALLY DEAD?!?
Nicholas Morales
this sounds like fake news. is this fake news? because i believe it's fake news
Nolan Parker
Please be real, please be real, please be real
Christopher Gray
rake yourself
Josiah Turner
GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FAGGot
THATS SAN BERNADINO
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
Henry Roberts
Bet she wishes she moved there now.
Just more evidence that you should follow through on your promises.
Zachary Hernandez
S
RIIIIIIP into pieces you fat glob of shit. ;~;7
Anthony Scott
Guise are so mad.
Carter Cooper
If only.
Isaac Parker
Faux and homosex
Ian Nelson
Don't get me excited like that user.
Kayden Howard
Sage and report
Isaiah Peterson
Wow that meme isn't stale at all LOL good job friendo :)
Easton Williams
Press f
Jordan Price
NOT A DRILL
Logan Clark
Extremely sad desu... F
Nathaniel Jenkins
Wtf... She was SO funny. Who else is going to push the envelope with their funny strong message? Will anyone even attempt to step up to the plate?
Joshua Powell
TRUMP NO
Parker Young
Tyler Brown
This just makes me want to kill myself for not getting there in the universal fabric birfurcation.
Hudson Harris
If you want to spread this shit you should make a thread as such, faggot.
It's still shit since she is too irrelevant to be mentioned at all
Brody Morales
>Dad
do you mean uncle? Chuck Schumer?
Alexander Ward
she said she was going to but like every other liberal/conservative that says that, nothing happened
Henry Smith
Tror inte det. Googlade som fan men hittar inget. Verkar vara någon trollning
Wyatt Cruz
She's dead, but we don't know where she died.
Sure mate. Whatever. Top Meh!
Austin Scott
Am I the only one who would fugg Amy Schumer and just not tell my friends about it?
Matthew Brown
Gå och dra något gammalt över dig
Josiah Taylor
>December 31, 2016
try harder
Matthew Morgan
...
Evan Fisher
I would fuck any celebrity
Actually, I would fuck anyone and just about anything
Jonathan Flores
>Be american
>Says you'll go to Canada if trump wins
>Trump wins
>Don't go to Canada
>Get shot.
Jose Brown
Damn bad year for chuck schumer
Dylan Peterson
Reported.
Jordan Johnson
>minorities everywhere
>shots fired
people of color me surprised
Jaxon Ward
Go back to r/o&a, cawksucka.
Jaxson Nelson
The real tragedy is that this thread is fake news and fat cunt extraordinaire Amy Schumer is still alive.
Her dietary habits will kill her before an gunman's bullet will. Worse fucking luck.
Jaxon Jackson
The normalfags shall destroy everything in their wake.
Charles Ortiz
if this was real then the next day's headline would be "mass coroner strike as they refuse to conduct autopsy on schumer's disgusting body"
Luis Green
Literally who?
Logan Nelson
/thread
Lincoln Lee
God does exist
Samuel Garcia
>people of color me surprised
Thomas Rogers
You forgot smart
Dylan Collins
>God does exist
Yup. He lives in a Portakabin in Rhyll.
Grayson Barnes
The fuck is going on with her face in that pic?
Jack Russell
>The fuck is going on with her face in that pic?
It's the THICC-ening.
Kevin Scott
She's doing a lot a show in Canada lately because of her bad reputation in her own country
Isaiah Carter
>She's doing a lot a show in Canada lately because her own country won't pay for her bullshit but the Canuck cucks still will.
FTFY.
Michael Anderson
I'd hump her leg tho.
Joshua Russell
>Greentext self-sources after pissagate/goldengate/pissgate
>Look at us. We are the news.
Shocked. user fucking larped out and Sup Forums is still a shill circlejerk
Landon Ross
Stealing this joke user. Thanks for the keks
Alexander Turner
you're welcome anons, glad you kek'd
Isaiah Murphy
Well, she would be difficult to miss
Christopher Perry
but you'd need a .338 or a .50 BMG to actually penetrate far enough into her blubber to hit a vital organ.
Caleb Gray
>but you'd need a .338 or a .50 BMG to actually penetrate far enough into her blubber to hit a vital organ.
Nah. Use dum-dum's. She'd explode like one of those melons in the original version of Day of the Jackal.