Rank Religions

1. Calvinist Christianity
2. Buddhism (Not sure which school, though)
3. Non-Calvinist kinds of Protestantism
4. Shia Islam
5. Catholicism/Orthodoxy
6. Sufi Islam
7. Sunni Islam
8. Neo-Paganism
9. Atheism
10. Juden

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2kys2dI9slQ
thedmob.com/vanessacaskey/article.pdf
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

best tier:
nordic polytheism
germanic/celtic paganism
buddhism + variants

good tier:
taosim
greek/roman polytheism
native american rituals

bad/medium tier:
egyptian chaos gods
roach sky god ism

sand cult tier:
christianity + variants
islam
judaism

1. One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church
2. Orthodoxy and other schismatics with valid Apostolic succession
3. Protestantism and all other kinds of heretic nonsense
4. LARPism
5. Semi-Christian religions
6. Other Abrahamic religions
7. Buddhism
8. Actual ethnic religions (Shinto etc.)
9. side effects of the (((Enlightment))) - atheism, deism, etc.
10. muh heritage paganism

/thread

>LARPism

1: Protestantism, Catholicism, Christian Orthodoxy (three-way tie)
2: Everything not mentioned on list
3: Islam

1. Just be yourself
2. Everything

>Worshipping a single wrathful father god that sets a double standard that disadvantages you and doesn't even have any defined characteristics nor does he represent any facet of reality well other than poor fatherhood/daddy dom kink.
>Not venerating gods that evolved as a composite of the spirit of natural forces and the accumulated glory of your own ancestors, deified, that want you to be powerful and victorious, and are your friends and family
Hail Frey, fuck you're wife now, famalamalamalam.

/thread

Paganism is the most manly tier of all religions. Celts threw gays in bogs, Nords executed them to the gods, Romans and Greeks outlawed it... until they became degenerates because Athens should've been the last time "democracy" was tried.

>calvinism
wew lad

>any form of islam over catholicism
what the fuck are you doing

This.

We can always count with based Poland.

Atheist are more cancer than Muslim tbqh

HAHAHAHAHA shia islam

youtube.com/watch?v=2kys2dI9slQ

>catholicism and the cuck pope
>flag
This is why you're shit poorland

All religions are imbalances in understandings of the universe designed to keep plebs poor and weak and the elite strong and in control.

Read the kybalion.

>any kind of islam above any kind of christianity
From one calvinist to another, the Catholics are not as bad as the mohammedans.

Nice try, leaf, go suck a dog dick

This. Any form of Christianity is better than anything else.

>Mormons and JWs aren't Christian though

1. Catholicism
2. Orthodox
3. Oriental Christianity
All others are good insofar as their similarities to Catholicism.

1. Orthodox Christianity
2. Catholic/Protestant heretics
3. Buddhism
4. Islam

*tips fedora*

>One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church

lmao

You mean "Satanic Catholic Church".

What is the difference between protestantism and judaism? Protestants cleansed catholic christianity of its Roman and Greek (Paulinist) traces, leaving behind mere judaism

Read the epistle to the Hebrews and the tslmud

There is only one religion: Catholicism.

Everything else is larping or satanism.

1. Lutheran Christianity
2. Calvinist Christianity
3. Jodo Shinshu (Pure LandBuddhism)
4. Daoism
5. Confucian
6. Evangelicals
7. Orthodoxy
8. Cucktholics
9. Neo Paganshits
10. Kikes
11. Mudslimes
12. Atheists

Third post, best post

Deism >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All others

>Atheist (or very sure agnostic)
>Unsure agnostic
.
.
.
>Anything fucking else

enough with your dipshit mysticism, I don't care if its Christianity (sandnigger religion) or your new-age fake version of Paganism.

Best list I've seen.
Anyone who can stand behind christianity, islam, or judaism is a cuck.

I like this guy

> Atheism
> Religion

God tier
Orthodox Christianity
Far-East religions (Confucianism/shintoism etc)
Apostolic Christianity

Pretty good tier
Nordic, Slavic, Greek paganism
Protestantism

Meh tier
Catholicism, other Christian denominations
Agnosticism
Roman paganism (literally Greek with different names)
Judaism

Terrible tier
Hinduism, Atheism

Shit tier
Literally any form of Islam, satanism

Judaism in terrible tier, mb

>being british
>not putting Anglicanism as only best tier religion
traitors please leave

PRAISE

>no menton of Kek ITT

...

I knew it all the time.

>2. Buddhism (Not sure which school, though)
>3. Non-Calvinist kinds of Protestantism
>4. Shia Islam
>5. Catholicism/Orthodoxy


nice try memet the only ones who defended christianity were catholics and orthodox proteshit are just degenerates

SPBP

Christianity is just no longer what it was

>Anglicanism
>good?

>any form of Islam higher than any form of Christianity

Educate yourself before you spread your ass for Anglicanism

>Sup Forums is begining to recognize the superiority of the Reformed Christian Church
I never thought I'd see the day

Anglicanism is one of the shittiest version of Christianity there is.

I'd pick Islam over women's rights any day.

If a church puts up shit like this they are not worth being a part of

Sure you would, Ahmed

God Tier:
Deism
Orthodox Christianity

Alright Tier:
Lutheranism
Protestantism
Conservative Judaism

Meh Tier:
Intelligent Atheism
Buddhism
Orthodox Judaism

Shit Tier:
Shitskin Religion
Paganism
Militant Atheism
Other forms of Judaism
Catholicism

Esoteric Kekkism with Christian values on the side is best religion.

One more

holy shit this angel shit is like liberals attending church

>Nordic polytheism
>Germanic paganism
Varg pls.
Paganism wasn't a monolithic religion.
Paganism today is a union between LARPers and Closet homosexuals.
If you want to rebuild paganism you'll begin with Catholicism.

Idk man protestands did well with the british empire and in north america

Did any religion tolerate gays?

There must be some reason it's seen as an abomination across so many cultures...

Yep. It's pretty bad.

This.

I don't associate with the current version of any church. It's all peace and unity and "let's not execute the gays". The Church of England should be a driving force in our conquest of the globe, using the holy might of our faith to cleanse the Earth of the degenerates and the filth. All the world is rightful British clay.

>I'd rather have shitskins wiping their asses with their hands and fucking goats in the streets, beheading people and women walking around in trash bags than women being allowed to vote
Man just kill yourself, you faggots who say this shit are pathetic worms.

>friendly reminder the Church laid the basis for proper societies by banning cousin marriage
>friendly reminder the Church invented voluntary marriage
>friendly reminder the Church sponsored most European scientific discovery for most of Europe's history
>friendly reminder that was ONE FUCKING MISTAKE with Galileo and communists won't stop latching onto it
>friendly reminder the real Church can't be held responsible for the actions of confused Protestants
>friendly reminder the Church organised the greatest artistic and architectural achievements in the history of the species
>friendly reminder people all over the world have almost universally dumped traditional religions when offered Christianity
>friendly reminder Vikings went from Scandinavia to Britain, Ireland and France to steal shit and run away, then came back, settled down, and became Christians
>friendly reminder that happened because paganism is shit and Odin is useless
>friendly reminder Christianity has spread like wildfire all over the world because it's fantastic
>friendly reminder the Church isn't a giant personality cult centred on the man who happens to be Pope at any given time
but
>friendly reminder Francis won't be Pope forever
>friendly reminder Robert Sarah is going to be elected next and he'll whip you all into shape
>friendly reminder the Muslims are looking at you the same way Europeans used to look at Native Americans
>friendly reminder they want to enlighten you and bring you all the joy of the Islamic way of life
>friendly reminder they think that would be doing you a favour
>friendly reminder pagans always and invariably get utterly steamrolled every time they meet civilised men with a proper religion
>friendly reminder the Muslims won't be as nice to you as the Christians have been
>friendly reminder you'll miss us if we don't make it

>Calvinist Christianity
>predestination

1. İslam
2. Orthodox
3. Catholic
4. Protestan
5. Judaism
6. Chink + poo in the loo religions
7. Paganism
8. Animizm
9. Fucking atheism agnostism deism

They are also anti-Crusades for any "Deus-Vulters" that care

Agreed, minus not having Kekism near the top.

>t. nord buddhist

Calvinism sucks it's pretty much Proto-Deism

.

>ID is IPod

...

1. Catholicism
2. Orthodoxy
3. Olympic Aryanism (Evolian, not we wuz vikangz)
4. High-Church Protestantism and Anglicanism
5. Zoroastrism, Hinduism, traditionalist Buddhism, Shinto
6. Soccer mom Bible belt Evangelism and baptist churchs and shit
7. Hegelian bullshit
8. Atheism, agnosticism etc
9. Judaism
10. Islam

Because it's dirty and spreads disease.
There is a practical reason behind most religious ideas if you go back far enough. Think about gays fucking each other's asses and getting shit smeared all over the place and blood running from their asses in a time where there were no water faucets or showers. They'd spread their filth everywhere.

>one anglican church in buttfuck-nowhere is indicative of the views of all anglicans
You feeling a bit salty there my burger friend? Still mad that based Henry kicked your cuck pope out of our country?

>enlightened tier
Atheism

>/x/-tier
Everything else

Truth tier:
Buddhism

God tier (no particular order):
Egyptian religion
Native polytheism (european, basque, indian, etc)
Shamanism
Mahayana/Vajrayana Buddhism+any of the above
Taoism
Sufism

Ok tier:
Shia Islam
Sikhism
Chasidism
Quakers
Amish
Theravada buddhism

Meh tier:
Christian orthodox
Sunni Islam

Lol tier:
Protestantism
Jainism

Evil tier:
Judaism
Catholicism
Nichiren buddhism
Scientology

>Free will theism
>guaranteed prophecies

>Turk
>Ranking Orthodoxy as second
Am confuse, is this the first based roach ever?

>God Tier:
>Deism

>Alright Tier:
>Conservative Judaism

You're the definition of Telluric LARPing

Stupid steve, having to good the cure for cancer. Everyone knows it's not showering and eating a shitload of raw vegetables while you continue to abuse your employees and exploit third world labourers to manufacturer your kike-devices.

He is probably experiencing a lot of Armenian Genocide guilt, similiar to how Germans love jews.

I think we all know.

maximum lel

very nice

>Christcucks
>Larping neo-pagans
>Raping and pillaging Muslims
>DUDE MEDITATION BUDDIHISTS
All religion is garbage get the fuck over it.

>putting nordic polytheism above greek/roman one
That's taking it a bit too far lad

1. The one holy apostolic Orthodox Church
2. Catholics and some mistaken Orthodox churches
3. Anglicans
4. other prots
5. Islam
6. Paganism
7. Judaism
8. Asian spiritualism
9. Atheism
10. Satanists/Witches

fuck off retard

1. Combat Helicopterism

>DUDE MEDITATION BUDDIHISTS
thedmob.com/vanessacaskey/article.pdf

>Best tier
Protestantism, Catholicism, Orthodox
Nordic poly, Paganism
Buddhism, Islam

>Good tier:
Taosim, every other polytheism

Shit tier:
Judaism, liberal Christianity, Jehova Witness, Scientology

mmmm real nice refute.

>thedmob.com/vanessacaskey/article.pdf
Skimmed it, looks fucking gay.
Jerk off, listen to some podcasts and go sleep.
That's how I stay sane and happy.

Do what's the point of making an effort if its all predetermined? So I could live my life as a degenerate weeb NEET and Ill be living to God's plan? No self responsibility?

>"refuting" a leafpost
fuck off retard

>my religion is the most edgy
>*edgy picture of odin*

FTFY

Wow do you realize how irrational and retarded you look?

Americans have a bad impression about Christianity and think it's a cuck religion because that what protestants are, bunch of cucks, catholics also. We Orthodox Christians have these cucks, we don't give a fuck if God forgives we don't forgive we send the enemies of Christ to God so he should chose to forgive them or not, remember Orthodox are not cucks, Orthodox churches don't support gay marriage and degenerate stuff like this.

>A FUCKING LEAF
fuck off retard

I mean we hate these cucks Protestants and Catholics bunch of pussies

>Wow do you realize how irrational
>Skimmed it, looks fucking gay.
>and retarded you look?
>Jerk off, listen to some podcasts and go sleep.
>That's how I stay sane and happy.

A shitskin religion is a shitskin religion no matter how you twist it

Yes a leaf.
>fucking stars on striped pajamas
Not the same thing, I don't need meditation i'm happy,sane and healthy.
Why do I need a religion and meditation to do/maintain these things?

>leaf
>Castro picture
Typical