You think memes are going to stop me? That's where you're wrong. They're only empowering me.
In fact, I just got offered a nice six figure job at Buzzfeed - you know, that prestigious news organization.
Anyways, it's been fun. Be sure to follow my witty and original tweets against your hero, Donald Drumpf.
Ta-ta sweetie pies.
who the fuk r u
Oh honey, I'm sure you know. I'm literally the most famous person on Twitter right now.
>Drumpfykins
kys
I know you get angered easily, sugar. Maybe you should do some yoga to calm down. It might be good for you, hun.
lets not give this annoying bitch attention. "don't feed the trolls" applies here. Every negative response she gets is exactly what she wants, and yes she is a fucking retard but whatever.
It's going to be hilarious when, in a few years, I'll look back through Trump's tweets and see all these faggots who didn't understand anything about the world mock and berate him.
Who's is she again?
Saged
Oh and reported
Tits or gtfo
kys
Oh yeah! Well, I got a seven figure job for Breitbart. Suck it shilltard!
Will you be eating the $5 footlong or the $5000 footlong?
You poor, bitter, deluded little Drumpfy supporters. Let me guess - you're all entitled, straight white men? Hmm? Am I correct?
You know, the typical liberal, spends two minutes virtue signaling between trying on clothes made by slaves.
I love you, babe.
why she is talking like a redneck waffle house waitress?
Anyway can we dox her or something?
yeah just ignore her.
We won, let them have their meltdown so we can laugh. history will be on our side.
Im also sure that if she continues once he is president the secret service will take care of her for us,
Agreed. It's hilarious to me liberals think they're making some difference being keyboard warriors on the internet meanwhile we control the entire government and are about to get major shit done.
She looks like she's about to have cum sprayed on her face.
Stop making threads about this cunt. She's a nobody, just report her for stalking and move on
>Buzzfeed - you know, that prestigious news organization.
Buzz-What?
Shall I assume it's associated with annoying winged insects in general?
Cause I've not heard of it, let alone it being "prestigious".
And who are you?
Enter the chamber sweetheart. Free kosher food and plastic surgery inside.
Are you this retarded in person or just on the internet?
That's not very nice, honeybuns.
Fuck off bitch. You will NOT build a fan base by false flagging us into attack you you kike whore.
Dont fall for this Sup Forums - its the typical SJW play to get attention and sympathy.
Cause Sup Forums and the internet to sperg out on you by false flag trolling them and thus garner sympathy points and undue legitimazation.
literally who?
Literally who? Also, post tits
Oh, what a cute frog. Is this the PeePee I've been hearing so much of? Thanks, sweetie.
Who are you?
I love how we have gotten smart enough to their tactics that we arent taking their bait.
based on that picture though i would fuck her hard and blow my load all over her face though.
anyone got full body shots?
I'm a renowned comedy writer for Jimmy Kimmel.
Who are YOU?
Has there ever been a greater candidate for hate-fucking? Stupid sexy Bess Kalb!
Son, if you think you control anything, you don't know how Washington really works.
So write something funny
>You think memes are going to stop me?
NO BUT THIS WILL
*unzips springaling*
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500 Alex
Only if you pay me.
I am Jewish, after all.
...
we are the master race. now get back in the kitchen you useless degenerate pedo
What the hell are you doing here? Are you here for material for your show?
republicans control all the legislative bodies. We're also going to appoint at least one supreme court judge and potentially more. How are we not in control?
Jews don't know funny. That said, provide a means of contacting you and I'll consider it.
>Has there ever been a greater candidate for hate-fucking? Stupid sexy Bess Kalb!
something tells me you'd like this user
>6 figure job at buzzfeed
Kek
this makes my pee pee hard, more please
Literally who?
Hnnggg
>most famous
Trump gets like 200,000 likes and retweets a day. Thousands of other people are close behind. Also, who? Also, saged.
truth is your not funny are you. your life is depressing and not vibrant at all. your whole life revolves around virtue signalling to appear morally superior among your peers, just relax learn not to get offended and embrace Hitler.
go to sleep
. True enough. But it won't last. It never does.
does she realize she sounds absolutely insufferable in her tweets?
I get the "condescending" aspect of it but it's fucking cringy when she puts that in every message
She's put together really well
>implying this isn't bait
all the liberals will now start using honey, sweetie and sugar in their posts on Leddit.
as soon as I print that pic she is
Please remember this is a troll
i think this is another bot trolling for free
well we're in control now and we're about to get a lot done. Think about Obama who was blocked on pretty much everything by the republican legislature, we won't be having those problems. 2018 democrats are probably going to lose even more too.
She'll be remembered as that crazy lady who would talk to Donald Trump - a man 400x her wealth - as a child
It just doesn't make sense. Fucking goofy cunts at it again
This is also a troll. I can tell from the spelling.
Tits
Timestamp
Fucking new fag, go blow James Dean or w/e it is you "joirnalists" do to "gain" notoriety.
Climbing the corporate ladder one cocktail at a time.
>blue eyes
>whiter than 90% of Sup Forums
What have we become?
>Sup Forums need to be told this
Just how underage and new is this board really?
Kalb is a jewish name from germany
i am serious
It would really suck if someone posted it on Twitter, I hope nobody would be so crass.
Oh sweetie, Oh honey, Sweetheart, Angel, Sugar muffins
6 figures is trash, still poor af.
Do you want your character assassinated, because this is how you get your character assassinated...
She's red bulled now, /ourgal/.
those are pretty weak ass. doesn't trigger me at all
i think it's not completely intentional. sort of like how when you're arguing with someone on the internet or Sup Forums, usually you'll get to the point were they or you start or end your post with an insult or snide remark, like: "Wow, you're a fucking idiot .
BLM is a terrorist organaztion because..."
or
"BLM is a terroist organazation because...
fucking libshit"
every one is guilty of this sort of stuff
Breddy gud
You adorable little Drumpfypoos are so insecure!
Here, maybe this pic will cheer you up. But just remember, it's fake! I would never let a racist, xenophobic misogynist hold me like that!
Also, you guys only wish you had such tolerant, multi-cultural friends like me.
Literally a one-trick pony. All her snarky remarks are the same "hone, sweetie" trash. Why are liberals so uncreative?
Pussy, don't let roasties get way with mocking us
Could be, but that first midterm election might surprise you. It's happened before. And not every Republican in Congress is in lockstep with Trump.