BREAKING NEWS

it's happening

fuck yeah!

thanks for replying

Oh shit, I'm sorry

Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all

new

wow. just wow.

Yeah, I see that, your daddy gave ya good advice.

Women only care about dick size. This is just how it works. They don't care about anything else. Dick size > everything else.

If you're not big enough, a woman will cheat on you, leave you or fake it. Usually, all three.

Most women secretly prefer several big cocks at once. It's just how it is.

Wait, what???