This is the story of a girl who loved watching The Little Mermaid as a kid and decided to quit her job and become a full-time mermaid. She spent a year creating her own tail and now she and a bunch of other degenerates get together at the local pool to swim together. They all identify as "half human half fish."
Is this what was meant by Slippery Slope?
What's more, these aren't just humans identifying as a different gender. Not even a different race or species... no, they've decided to become a fake made up creature, created by sailors who saw mirages of them as a result of being too horny on long voyages at sea.
Spoiler alert... they're all much more closely related to land whales
Jose Brooks
>tfw no mermaid gf
Jordan Jones
Get out from behind that proxy bitch I need the flag of Atlantis for my collection
Ethan Cruz
I wanna be a mermaid too!
Josiah Thomas
These things surface because people are lonely and then they find things to do with other people and start beliving the delusion just so they can say they have friends. She most likely had no friends or lover and once she started doing this; found a group of friends.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Come and get it big boy!
Ones a dude. Unsure yet if he has a fishinine penis
Alexander Price
The one on the right looks pretty enough... Too bad she's mentally retarded by doing this. Sad!
Michael Foster
No, no, yes, yes.
Ryan Walker
>Start dating girl >Find out she's a fucking furry >But she's a solid 8.5/10 >Furry community is actually not that bad, but once they don their outfits I gag a little >Find out they want me to go through a trial to join their little group of friends which involves fist fighting with 15 people to gain "Alpha" status in the pack >At the end, besides Alpha status, one of the girls can be chosen for a sexual reward (not going to happen anyway because I'm dating one of these fucking furries) >Find out they've beat the fuck out of people on multiple occasions
When in the fuck did furries start turning into gangs?
I mean, I guess I wouldn't mind socking a couple of these retards, but still, what the fuck?
Is my willingness to even participate the first sign of mental illness?
Jack Brown
Totally agree but we've always just called these things hobbies or interests, not lifestyle choices. You cannot be a productive member of society AND be a mermaid
One of them is married, which thickens the plot a bit
Noah Ward
>transgender mermaids Can't make this shit up
Thomas Nguyen
>yfw anime will become real in your lifetime
Andrew Powell
Full time but she still found time to eat I see
Luke Taylor
>Inside-America-s-secret-community-MERMAIDS those are whales captain
also can we all agree that Disney is the main reason why half of this is taken place
look at all there old disney to now disney movies the messages are getting more extreme
Isaac Green
Seems like actually swimming in one of those things would be very difficult, even for someone with a level of physical dexterity that I doubt either of those women have.
Levi Morgan
Before internet
>i want to fuck toasters >dont be a fucking retard >grow up
After internet
>I want to fuck a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to fuck toasters >fuck up your life
Austin Clark
They look like whales from here.
Landon Walker
Hot Tuna
Brayden Wood
endless supply of plankton
Noah Cook
This fucking made my day, user.
Charles Johnson
honestly i would say yes, as gay as it sounds it sounds pretty raw. pretty fight club, closest thing you will get to feeling "real"
Matthew Foster
Hah.
I'd say so long as you can differentiate between real life and fake life, and you know you're acting like a complete degenerate, fair game. Actors play characters all the time and most manage to snap back
Congrats on finding a hot one though, didn't know they existed
Christian Carter
MAN THE HARPOONS
Luke Wright
I dated a girl in highschool that was into furshit. She wasn't in any fur clubs or anything, she just liked it a lot. Fucking weird, she was really hot too.
Easton Cook
Gonna needs pics of your girl, user.
For science.
Nolan Cook
>Is my willingness to even participate the first sign of mental illness? Yes. Drop her fast. Or go all in and beat them up, establish alpha, fuck all the girls and then get the fuck out
Jack Baker
this thicc mm gf is best
Henry Wood
It is not a new thing, this has been alive since the sailboats. Or you think the stories about "mermaids luring sailors" is not true?
Colton Foster
You have to go back. Get out. You have to go. Get him out of here. Bye. Bye bye.
Adrian Gonzalez
>watch The Little Mermaid >cosplay as The Big Whale
Zachary Stewart
>You get to be the alpha >Just beat all of us in a fight, simultaneously
But that's not how packs work at all.
Owen Williams
Fucking this
The internet started out as potentially the most powerful tool for connecting and sharing information, but became a seedy imaginary bar where degenerates find new ways to masturbate
Kayden Edwards
Dunno if real, but loud kek
Austin Baker
Post feet
Christian Moore
Here you go leaf, more of your girl
Alexander Gonzalez
>New Aren't they just furries?
Alexander Thompson
I had a prophetic nightmare as a child.
Dolphins and mermaids would rise against man and forcibly assimilate them into their species by touch alone
Humanity was forced to recede from the coast as they would lure people to the waters edge with siren songs and ambush fishermen
Civilisation became cutoff by sea. With only air transport being safe to use and even then they would summon storms to down the plans and convert the humans within
And the sea rises slowly every day. They will turn us all into mermaids or Dolphins.
Your mind will be lost. You will become like them.
You must flee inland.
Bentley Hall
>NTR route
Mermaid was the worse.
Ryder Jackson
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Joseph Myers
>simultaneously Not simultaneously, One at a time, until I face the "current Alpha".
Aiden Cook
I know, dressing up like a mermaid is lame as fuck. Like you're completely losing your sense of perspective
Aiden Rodriguez
I thought mental illnesses don't real
Jacob James
i've seen some at the university pool. they're just having fun. one of them worked at an aquarium and swam to entertain the kids and feed the fishies.
Landon Anderson
>they are whales My disappointment knows no bounds.
why would you expect women to be anything but an attention whore?
Jeremiah James
>tattoos >stupid fish tail
Dropped!
Levi Barnes
She's giving you the "blowhole eyes"
Brayden Martin
so even mermaids have slut tattoos
Tyler Perry
Honestly yeah, murderfish a shit
>tfw no genetically modified cowgirl gf this is why I'm ancap
Joseph Adams
fuck off Stefan
Luke Cooper
...
Samuel Evans
>15v1 fistfight that sounds fun user.
Jeremiah Robinson
>accept challenge >become alpha >evict all 'men' using new alpha status >fuck all the women >dump the lot >expose their degeneracy on Facebook or Twitter using burner accounts
Lucas Garcia
Looks extremely uncomfortable and dangerous to swim in the water with that suit on
William Watson
What the hell, are furries actually based?
contemplating become an alpha furry now
Ethan Jones
Do they actually go in the water and swim?
Brody Baker
Sounds useful.
Samuel Allen
the story of Sup Forums
Wyatt Smith
Don't worry. Fat keeps you afloat.
Ryder Martin
>mermaid girlfriend At lease AIs are real (ish) emu cuck.
Chase Parker
I keep saying that. For all the good internet gave us it's responsible for degeneracy of 21st century.
You bet. And I guess there's a custom place for your legs in that tail, pic related...
What if this was your dream, and you paid the $3k for a 35lb mermaid tail, and on your first swim you sunk to the bottom and drowned? Would it be socially acceptable to say that THAT particular person was in fact 0% fish despite her feelings and just retarded?
Christian Scott
When they can survive underwater for a full 24 hours in nothing but their costumes, I'll gladly call them mermaids.
But, I have the feeling I'll be calling them chum first.
Julian Rodriguez
THICC
Gavin Cook
For sure my dude
Zachary Reed
Pretty hot tbqh
Evan Watson
...
Jonathan Peterson
>Implying humans wouldnt just use sealed up hot air baloons and travel via space user i thought Sup Forums was supposed to be smart?
Lincoln Phillips
Why not just challenge the Alpha straight up?
Isaiah Sanders
>They all identify as "half human half fish." Aren't whales mammals?
Jackson Bailey
r8d
Matthew Howard
Underrated post
Chase Hughes
Somebody probably posted this. The truth is I don´t care. youtube.com/watch?v=iLoW5Bfakl0 It´s a sexy mermaid swimming, yearning for your seed.
Connor Cox
Yeah they only surface when they want something. Usually they live their lives under the sea.
Landon Young
because it would be too easy, theyre furries after all
Jose Turner
THICC
Easton Jones
Y no fishpucci tho?
Austin Thomas
>>Find out they want me to go through a trial to join their little group of friends which involves fist fighting with 15 people to gain "Alpha" status in the pack Did you just play the Nuka world dlc?
Connor Butler
Shantae is at fault for this
Nicholas Reed
I've recently came out to my family that I identity as a Boeing AH-64 Apache. It wasn't easy but they seem to have accepted my new identity. I will soon install a new 30 mm M230E1 Chain Gun and 16 AGM-114 Hellfire anti-tank missiles onto my body.
Caleb Wright
Very fair! Let's call that the "mental illness test" and apply it to all walks of Trans species life. If after a specific amount of time you survived, society will accept your claims
Aiden Campbell
Didn't your dad teach you never to stick your dick into crazy?
Chase Bailey
social justice shit that you see on Sup Forums should count as a mental illness
Joseph Baker
Agreed.
I'd like to see a few dragonkin get hacked to death by medieval LARPers, which would make my life complete.
Levi Hall
my dad taught me to run quickly afterwards and to never give my real name
Landon Bell
underrated
Kayden Murphy
Absolute top kek of the day. You should fight them, get a proper quality furry suit with reinforced sensitive areas and just a tad of extra weight in the fists. Also get spring soles so you are light and fast on your feet, like a jumping Tigger. Then BTFO the lot of the males, can´t be too many / too /fit/. Then have furry threesome with qt gf and qt zebra or turtle.
Noah Scott
If not for the flag I'd think your dad is a nigger.
Colton Clark
The first rule of Furry Club is: you do not talk about Furry Club.
Jose Sanders
i say do it. chances are you ll be able to beat at least a few of them.
Jonathan Young
t. Director of the documentary: Mermaids - the Body Found
Henry Jenkins
Sounds like your girl got fucked hard by one or more of those furries as sexual reward.
Adrian Reyes
Fucking died.
I will regardless, because it strokes my primal instincts, even if I'm literally beating up the mentally handicapped.
Jackson Perry
Well, they certainly aren't half-fish with horizontal tails like that. More likely just half- sea cows.
Kind of makes since in water they should be able to maintain much higher body weight without suffocating under their own lard.
