Reasons your on a watchlist

ITT: Reasons your probably on a government watch list
>Frequently browse Sup Forums and /k/
>Supported Trump
>Went through a phase where I would only listen to old confederate music (ie: "To arms in Dixie", "The South will Rise Again")
>First got into politics by watching Alex Jones and some obscure-ish nu-libertarian prepper channel called "Stormcloudsgathering"
>Have watched Murdoch Murdoch

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Hi feds

>Browse Sup Forums and /k/
>Probably committed hate crimes through fake FB and Twitter accounts
>Frequently search bulk ammo prices
>Frequently watch youtube vids about guns
>Have watched anime rape porn

I'm an innocent femanon tehe

Watching Murdoch Murdoch doesn't get you on a list
But browsing here definitely does though

Are you literally me?

J-jeese

proofs on second statement?

boards.Sup Forums.org/pol/thread/107422138#bottom

Your on a watch list oooooh

>ITT: Reasons your probably on a government watch list
My dick is 10 inch
Work as a chief at Wendy's and make 150k a year

Holy shit man you're so edgy.

>browse breitbart and infowars
>listen to true capitalist radio
>voted for Trump
>shop at Trader Joe's
I see black helicopters and white vans follow me all the time

>Browse Sup Forums and /k/.
>Seemingly the only pro-gun person in my fucking country.
>Listen to a lot of British patriotic songs.
>Doesn't believe in immigration and thinks Islam is a danger to western culture.
>Outspoken Anti-feminist.
>Watch a lot of stuff that would now be labeled as alt-right.
>Believe in protecting myself, my family, my property, my country and my race.
This makes me literally hitler in the UK.

>have a security clearance
>browse /k/ Sup Forums
>shitpost
>my youtube channel is a compendium of likes related to autstic Sup Forums like stuff
>sister worked in white house/capital
>autistic

oh well, I'm a big guy

Hi, three letter acronym agency here. Just wanted to confirm your dossiers' are complete on our end, so go ahead, be a good ol' sport and list everything that we might be interested in, just in case we missed something.

> browses Sup Forums
> uses TOR
> contributed to TOR
> went to security conferences

How fugged am I guys?

> browse Sup Forums and dark new equivalents
> love snuff and rape porn
> As kid on tor had army friend that engaged in sex trafficking in afgnastyghan

lol, good to know i'm not the only one in this boat, with the first 3 anyways.

do you post pepes on wendy's?

> went to security conferences
Puts you on the short list.
> contributed to TOR
Ouch. Yeah, you're fucked.

A friend of mine a long time ago was involved in arms trafficking in north africa and ireland, and so i ended up getting arrested by interpol in europe at one point on a blue notice (faggoty bullshit suspicion), and then they told the Americans so when I got here I was investigated again and involved in a trial because my idiot friend was finally extradited from Italy (After winning the trial there) to America where he was facing charges there also.

They still let me buy a gun though lol.

Not necessarily. TOR was a U.S. navy project at one point, and so a contribution alone probably wont do it.

My online username for everything is TalibanFan

>satirically browse pol
>satirically support Trump
>satirically buy lots of guns
>satirically hate kikes
>satirically RWN and RWDS

>satirically kill niggers and kikes
there, i fixed it for you

>ironically browse Sup Forums
>ironically visit 2*(2+2) chan from time to time
>ironically voted for trump
>ironically subscribed to "problematic" channels on YT
>ironically own a firearm
Hi feds :^)

Everything I've ever said on the internet are the opposite of my real views or they're satire. It's up to the NSA to figure out which are which.

>TOR was a U.S. navy project at one point
Sure, and the Internet was called DARPANET at one time.

>in the UK

#

>vote in democratic election
>get shot by the same government you supposedly elected
Only in America.

One time I over dosed on memes and went on a rampage through the pulse night club killing a bunch of faggots. Managed to pass it off on some shitskin tho so all good

MFW all 5 of those things describe me

>browsing Sup Forums
>Animeporn
>Massive shitposting
>Pro Trump since he announced that he would run for potus
>Hate democracy and want facism back
>Anti refugee,islam and Merkel
>Calling ((them)) out
Dog bless that our Verfassungsschutz is complete ass.

people who think browsing Sup Forums gets you on a list have no idea just how many people browse Sup Forums and they also fail to recognize that the fbi likes Sup Forums.

I'm not.

I go on Stormfront and I got a Secret Security clearance for my job.

Watchlists mean fuck all.

I'm a fucking WHITE MALE

I wrote something negative about the jewish people once.

>make jokes on Taiwanese knitting forum
>Alphabet soup tracks your ass in Antarctica
Feels bad man

>Reasons your probably on a government watch list
linux
Sup Forums
other imageboards
doxing of public figures
instructing other anons how to avoid the law
probably the top of the list

That's pansy stuff, maybe worthy of being on a list in Germany but like that could get you noticed here.

Comfy?

to be fair your countries security is a joke though right?

TITS NOW

I've suggested how awesome of an idea it would be if a dozen armed men raided the white house, took Obama hostage, and executed him live on stream while calling for secession

youtube.com/watch?v=aPOE1sebZiM

INFO KEKLANDIA

implying everything I do on the internet isn't out of irony and for the lulz
>visit stormfront and daily stormer occasionally
>listen to skrewdriver and other white power punk rock on jewtube
>troll on other social media sites about kangz and jews
>in a group chat with friends where we ironically talk about the day of the rope and the elite zionist agenda
I do and say alot of stupid shit on the internet to get reactions from people, only a fool would take it seriously

a year or two ago we found the DARPA archives

probably not good

I downloaded a bunch of explosive instruction pdfs from some really shitty muslim website when I was 14, the ATF and FBI showed up and questioned the entire family.

Kek, at least 3 of the points on my list could send me to jail.
Illegal opinions are srs business.

>because the list can't be excessively long
What's it like being so stupid you don't even know it?

Have you ever played Akinator? If you haven't, you should Google it. That's a crude example of how excessively long lists with seemingly no value become useful when they're aggregated and cross-referenced.

2 WOKE 4 THE U.S. GOBBUMINT

i have a birth certificate and social security number

satire

>Browse /pol
>Listen to Moonman Right Wing Deathsquads
>Make sexual advances at Trump with my sock puppet accounts
>Own bitcoin and pump and dump memecoins
>Got drunk one night and sent KFC delivery to the Whitehouse

>work at a defense contractor
>visit Sup Forums for laughs
>watch/read Hezbollah videos
>watch/read Russian propaganda
>watch/read Chinese propaganda
>watch jihadi videos

Although at this point, talking shit on Sup Forumstards is probably more dangerous.

>browse Sup Forums
>use tor
>use bitcoin
>watch hitler videos
>download wikileaks insurance files
>vote Trump

Guys I dont get it

I have Security clearence (not top level shit but still) and so do other people ITT

how does shitposting here not result in a NO on Security clearence?

nothing wrong if he did it 4 lulz

Tor was cracked a looong time ago friend, there's no point in even using it.

>browse and jerk off to cartoon porn
>go on here
>played that one video game made by actual skinheads where you kill bix noods and pink traingle wearing fags

> browse Sup Forums
> browse Sup Forums
> browse Sup Forums

I just want everybody to know that everything i said on this board is satire

When I say things like ''god i wish hitler was back'' I mean so I can kick his ass

Same will my internet history filled with far right websites and videos ; it's all so I can perfect my satire on pol. in reality, im all for diversity

Hey Eff Bee Eye

Prove it. I mean he is law enforcement.

>own a computer with a mic and webcam
>pass by toll booth cameras and red light cameras
>own a smartphone
>use Chrome and Gmail
>have a credit card
>went outside and was photographed by drones
>gave my fingerprint at customs and at Disneyland

>First got into politics by watching Alex Jones

> I'm so important for going to a anime imageboard that the gov. watches me

And I thought only SJW's were narcissistic about their views.

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK AND WRITE ABOUT FROM YOUR BASEMENT. jeez. you are a nobody.

You tell them, John!

I work as a mathematician making $400k a year. I dare them to do something. I will sue. I ran the numbers.

>participated in occupy and other leftist anarchist pranks
>lived in an anarchist collective house openly monitored by the police
>listen to almost every podcast on TRS
>larp as a nazi on Sup Forums
>been reading lewrockwell.com and other ancap/libertarian sites since 2002.

hopefully there's so much contradictory shit in my internet trail they just think i'm nuts and ignore me.

Gas the kikes race war now is just slang for I'm against global warming.

So basically this

>/k/
so what you're saying is that you're all furries?

>larp as a nazi on Sup Forums
h-heh, yeah

I'm totally l-larping

Me too. When I left a comment on his YouTube, I got a creepy phone call

>implying I am important or influential enough to warrant being put on a watch list

I'm a dumb goy, I just follow along for the bantz and because I have mental issues and nothing to lose

>Delusions of Grandeur: The Thread

>because you are attractive

guys amirite

Story?

damage control the post

>NO I WAS JUST TENDING ME SHEEP HERD, PROMISE!! IM NOT NAZEE!!!

what? i said i was. I believe there are plenty of people here that are sincere white nationalists. Part of the reason i've been coming here since /n/ was that i find it really irritating that white separatists can't publicly state their views and willingly self segregate.

I am not a white nationalist but the forces brought to bear against you guys infuriates me.

>I took the bogpill
>I preach the bogpill
>I have a bog folder

I threatened a bunch of muslims on a facebook group

You're not alone user

OP are you me?

Basically, I'm the grand son of an IRA member and I told them I can play the exploding car game just as good as they can because they joked about "Driving up to my church"

>browse Sup Forums
>use TOR
>have found cp on TOR
>using a metaphorical proxy I have saved CP/talk to pedos
>openly support TRUMP
>meme'd on a school shooting livestream
>numerous doxxes
>hijacked a FB account and used it for trying to get nudes
>of the dudes sister
>sent pizzas/hookers to people's houses

I think most of these are lightweight but whatever

Nothing really happened, there were like 20 guys in full tacticool shit that came to the house but we didn't get breached or anything. We got partyv&, they searched the house, questioned us, contacted the family's employers/my school etc and when nothing turned up they believed me when I said I was just a retarded kid and downloaded them because I thought it would be cool.

Also might have new id, using 4g right now

So when are we going to prohibit governments (or ISPs, who kowtow to governments) from keeping records of people's activities online?

But Abdul

How many rapes have you personally been involved in since the invasion?

And I do have mental problems lel just ask everyone I have driven or alienated out of my life

The brain washing was successful, now all I think of is "fighting for the cause" and keeping up to date with who I should be hating

>browse Sup Forums
>support Trump
>against current immigration politics
>watched daesh vids
>disobey thought police

Oh yeah, I'm also a proud member of the RWSS

>thinking youre on a watchlist is a delusion of grandeur

You're not

I was literally born onto all the lists.

thanks dad, thanks grandpa. mostly grandpa, was a card carrying member of the american nazi party and some of the only pictures i have of him are from meetings in NY.

my shit posting here on Sup Forums is the least of it =(

Brotherhood of NEET here.

We're the prime targets, even though we've already saved the world from psychopathic wagecucks.

>I'm important enough to be put on a government watchlist when in reality I shitpost about stuff deemed wrong by the Thought Police

That's a delusion dude, it isn't happening

The NSA rely on you thinking they're a god, in reality it's a ton of old dudes employing 20 something tech whizzes to do shit, and not having a clue what to do with it afterwards

>ironically browse Sup Forums
>ironically read white supremacist literature
>ironically post racist and anti-semitic stuff on Sup Forums and reddit

I really hope nobody in the government takes me seriously. I am certainly autistic, but I'm smart enough to not risk having any real convictions.

>frequently browse Sup Forums and post hateful racist things
>posted about feeling 'rapey'
>have advocated lowering the age of consent
>countless youtube documentaries on occult/illuminati tier shit have been watched by me
>have researched pizzagate
>voted trump

>bailed on my Army recruiter
Was set to go to MEPS and do all that shit, but hid that day, didn't call him or anything. Now I get called in to jury duty every year, and some other fishy bulllshit happens. The guy stalked me for over a year, and would show up to my work to leave army swag on the desk.