Lindsay Lohan converts to Islam and moves to Saudi Arabia

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>Literally after sucking cock for 10 years
>Becoming a lesbian
>Sniffing coke off buttholes
>Converts to Islam

typical female over-reaction. act like a total slut/druggie for years then regret it and swing the opposite direction. if true and she lasts a year there she'll be coming home and partying like a crack ho before we know it

i hope she enjoys rape

youtube.com/watch?v=jqQPTxo_voo

This is just what she needs desu

Some discipline and modesty

Literally a psyops

She's going to get fucking beheaded...

She probably does.

It can't be,

It's to dumb.

In just the short time she's been a Muzzie, her looks are starting to recover.

you mean passed around as a fuckdoll

>too

Lohan goes through fads like socks. She'll be a Scientologist tomorrow once no one cares that she's Muslim anymore.

This can't be real

and nothing of value would be lost.
not a single fuck given.

Her rep's denying it but I think there might be something to it.

She's "converted" about as much as your standard christian.

She'll quote snippets and tell anyone else they're just taking things out of context.

trump really is making america great again

and i respect her for actually leaving

Who has the pics of saudis buttfucking her for money?
They were on here years ago.

Who?

shes doing it to marry some rich saudi prince i guess she wasted all her money on coke

post em

>Saudi Arabia
>lives in Westernized city under protection of men from real muslims
>oh im soo like a muslim woman now!

literally who

Can someone get these posted

Asking for a friend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All women prefer the beautiful olive skin that Arabs have. No woman can resist. This is why women are converting in record numbers. Pasty white guys simply do not have the charm.

Do typical 'reformed'(kek) sluts prefer to turn to Islam over Christianity after a decade of strange cocks and drugs?

They are looking for a father figure in the religion and Christianity is too weak and cucked for their inner desire to be dominated?

Hollywood did this.
That forsaken hell sucks human souls.

Can anyone dump some prime Lindsay Lohan? I'm talking old school Lohan, she was hot as fugg back then.

obviously this
reached final level of whoredom

F

DRUMPF BTFO HARDSTYLE

Will he recover?

Lindsay Lohan traded to Saudi Arabia as a toilet, in return for 24k toilet which will be used in epic drumpf btfo golden shower porn parody produce NY the ghost buster guy

>post yfw in less than a year Lindsay Lohan gets raped, stoned and decapitated for being a degenerate and redpills normies on Islam

I just hope she doesn't outdo clinton as the most famous person to die in 2017 it's her turn bitches

Bumping for interest...

Women will emulate role models they can relate too.

thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/04/29/lindsay-lohans-daddy-issues.html

Every western convert to Islam had a weak/absent father. Every. Single. One.

If they existed, you would have seen them a million times.

Islam doesn't work that way. Once you convert, you can't unconvert. That's punishable by death.

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Shell be the most sought after wife

>western women

>Gone to soon

I can't stand converts to any religion.

They act like because they couldn't stop doing drugs and drinking every day that everyone is like them.

Is that really her?

Disgusting

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

What the fuck are you an alien?

She's the white Tila Tequila, she'll say or do anything for attention/headlines.

See how long she likes it in Saudi Arabia where women can't even drive without a male companion.

i hope she likes burkas

What the fuck happened to her body? What drugs cause pancake ass?

>women are so desperate for attention that they'll do incredibly retarded things

WOAH HOLY SHIT

>No source

A fitting end for a degenerate honestly. Maybe there is karma in this world.

I hope she gets stoned.

Good thing she loves getting stoned so much.

goddamn

what did she mean by this?

D U B A I P O R T A P O T T I E
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Succubus like Lohan are always at the vanguard of what the elite want. Like white stars dating Asians or blacks.

She's the start of this movement. More will convert to a more moderate form of Islam.

It's the Islamic Reformation

Now people are talking about irrelevant druggie loser Lindsey Lohan, just as she wanted. Who the fuck cares?

For real, how can a single woman move to Dubai? She cant do anything over there, unless she's got a few princes waiting for her there...

>"around the size of a tangerine"

>Implying she is not working as a luxury escort there

sad face dot jpeg

This is a textbook case of Monarch Mind Control fucking up.

I remember when I used to think she was cute.

How can someone fuck up there life this bad?

>turbo slut converts and moves to S.Arabia
She's going to either die or become a slave.
Why are women so fucking stupid?

god dammit i almost barfed...fucking hideous

WELP, No sex tape now. Fuck

Brazil look at this lack of ass There is nothing luxury about her.

*clap. clap. clap.*
*steps out of the shadows*
not bad kiddo, not bad at all...
We might just have a place for you on the bantz squad after all leaf.

>Amnesty international notes drily that womans are at a disvantage here.

WTF?

Hollywood man. They put kids through the ringer. It's all that MK Ultra, pedo shit and drugs. Look at Britney Spears.

This is probably the only way a man would marry that whore.

>not enjoying rape
Women are biologically built for it by centuries of rape-based evolution.

Britney is doing pretty well now desu

i hope she enjoys geology because rocks are flyin' there

Actors, Athletes, Musicians and Teachers.
Watching them Push this agenda while simultaneously promoting Trannys is going to be strange.

>gets fucked over by the literal jews in hollywood
>converts to islam

Makes sense desu

are these just jokes or is that part of the actual report?

kekd

Clearly shopped.

She'll be fine.

>It's fucking real

where is bhutan

instagram.com/lindsaylohan/?hl=en

North of India mister satan

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Let her move to Saudi Arabia. It'll be the last time we'll ever see her again. They don't put up with women like we do here.

Has there been ANY child star that hasn't turned out completely fucked up?

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That's why there's such a craving among women for Islam in the West

Modern Christianity is weak as fuck. They are craving oppression

I don't think even Muslims want to fuck a worn out cum rag that even a loser like fucking Fez from that 70's show nutted in

Which city will she move to?

Did what's her face from Wizards of Waverly Place get out alive?

>mfw I called miley cyrus going off the deep end years before it happened

>you live in a timeline where Celebjihad has become real

What a time to be alive.

weak fathers, weak culture/religion, weak society,
mindless consumerism

Sweet jam.

Islam looks a lot closer to old Christianity than modern Christianity does

Women need to be oppressed, they fucking NEED it. It's their deepest desire. They want someone making strict rules for them to follow, giving them structure and filling them up with babies.

Feminism was pushed by beta males and ugly dykes. Real women don't want any part of it.

The meltdown of the left is going to be epic in 2017

Ricky Schroder
Scott Baio
black dude who played Carlton