I just assassinated a whole bunch of people, including some elite/rich people who run shit. ask me anything

I just assassinated a whole bunch of people, including some elite/rich people who run shit. ask me anything.

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1. Who did you target
2. What was the motive
3. How much were you paid?
4. What type of jail cell would you prefer

>1. Who did you target
Novikov and friends
>2. What was the motive
I was hired
>3. How much were you paid?
Way more than you'd think.
>4. What type of jail cell would you prefer
Never gonna happen.

you fucked up

top kek them tabs. what did you report?

Whats it like having severe autism?
You wasted a good set of trips too you autistfag

watch it civilian. I've got piano wire that'll fit nicely around your fat neck.

how do I get your job?

if you're not chosen at a (very) young age, you don't.

How does one look good when bald?

Do you accept SUPERMONEY as form of payment?

What is your codename?

Can you timestamp something that will prove you are who you say you are?

no you didnt

youtube.com/watch?v=jqQPTxo_voo

>How does one look good when bald?
Not having much face fat, having mucled jaw. testosterone.

>Do you accept SUPERMONEY as form of payment?
not familiar with that, so no.

47

not right now

(You)

suck my dick you larping clognigger

>kek
>because world class assassins play World of Warcraft.

You're precious, kid. You're just a little cutie pie.

What is the best brand of instant coffee?

Asking for a friend.

I don't believe your story, but I acknowledge your signaling of 47. You are indeed on the right path right now.

even normies and mainstream media use kek now. get with the program.

give me your address if you're tough.

thanks.

>What is the best brand of instant coffee?
none. instant coffee is for cucks. buy beans, grind them.

Stop Larping, I bet you didn't even get Silent Assassin.

>hey gais im agent 47 ama
Kek you need to try harder man, ask mommy to make you a snack & tuck you in.

on every single one.

it's more fun when I'm not trying at all.

proofs?

i need more than digits

im at your mums house fucking her fat ass and oh wait thats you upstairs shouting for more tendies

can you provide some kind of proof to support your statement??

How did you kill them?

Favorite VPN service?

Reminds me, I haven't finished Hokkaido yet.

why do you think games are reality?

Is killing people difficult? In movies it looks kinda easy but I suspect it's much harder in reality

soon. remember the name (posted above) and watch the news.

some with poison, one with piano wire, another one electrocuted

ovpn.se

get on it.

why do you think you're in reality?

real people fight for their lives, actors don't. taking life usually takes longer than in movies too.

Pleasr stop this retard thread, 47 go home please you are upsetting our retards.

how do I do the level with all the cops without just killing htem all? you know, the one with all the chinks and the abandoned building

which one?

Why 47? Your chromosomes?

I was the 47th

I wouldn't care if this were true because the pedophiles promoting the globalist race mixed one world order are not people I care about.

you just described both the people who hired me, and the people I was hired to kill,

Your thoughts on pizzagate/pedo sex rings within the top elite?

Nice. Would you go to Greenland if you were paid enough, or do you think it'd be too difficult? Everyone knows each other here in Disco Bay

Could you assassinate me

I'll pay you 40k USD on completion of the job

arent you worried about security cameras facial recognition software / drone recon?

>within the top elite
it's the norm. has been going on for all of human civilization

I would go.

>40K
not even worth the trip. you need some thug from the deep web instead.

cameras are no problem, I have many ways to either avoid the issue beforehand, or fix it afterwards.

>Novikov and friends
literally who

google-ing Novikov gives me a bunch of restaraunts

I'd do it for 39k

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This thread was much more interesting when I misread your post and thought you said "including some eldritch people who run shit".

He just said he has 47 chromosomes I don't think he can be recognized by any security camera

Nice to know, but I'm not gonna need one. Hope you'll be doing well, also, which news should anyone look out for?

you think the real elite are famous? famous people are punching bags for the public. the real elite enjoy solitude from public eye.

>thug from the deep web
LARPer confirmed, there aren't actually assassinations on the "deep web" just easy way to get free bitcoins from suckers

any "accidents" killing a bunch of billionaires and a "fashion mogul"

better to lose his coin than his life, no?

LARPing goes on Sup Forums bud

HAHAHA redarded russkins get BTFO faggots

Damn.
I didn't expect fire in this thread.

Heaven trips followed by 47, confirmed. Don't get caught, user.

thanks, I won't.

Waar woon je?

Then fucking tell us who he is

Who was phone?

Why Novikov? What did he do to deserve death?

>namefagged
>we have IDs

You ain't did shit.

I don't stay at the same place for long. mostly live in hotels and random safehouses.

he was about to sell top secret documents.

Okay, but you'll have to bring your own brick

Lol fuckin colgate ass nigga trying to do some cute roleplay but can't even make a good fucking bai

Which Final Fantasy is best Final Fantasy?

Weird thing is, this is probably fake, but Sup Forums is about the only place on the internet where there's a chance it's not.

Do you like beyblades?

FFVII is this even worth discussing

the one that's in the trash where it belongs.

hmm, this might be a new release, not the one I played a while ago

Peanut butter or jelly?

I killed Agent 47
AMA I swear I'm an assassin, this is teh internet after all, nobody lies here.

>people are taking OP seriously
hitman.wikia.com/wiki/Viktor_Novikov

peanut butter. because jelly is sugar, and sugar is shit for the body.

(You)

>thinking I would give the actual name of a real target.

FF3, you pleb.

Runner up is Kingdom Hearts.

Did you plan the entirety of your assassination perfectly?

Or were you retarded and impatient, leaving behind incriminating evidence that could lead to your arrest?

Sergey Novikov here, some autistic faggot with a barcode on his head garroted me with cheesewire yesterday, AMA

no trace of me being there. our planning is what makes us the best.

kek

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if you are an assassin, what is "The Purse"
how does your client "Book services"
and what is the first rule, and most important rule?

how sad do you have to be to sit in your room all day LARPing as some lame game character

Nice fake report , faggot

top kek you think real life is a fucking movie?
nothing gets booked directly with me, the agency oversees all that. All I get is a target, intel and fake passports and other equipment.

What is your opinion of pizzagate and the elite witchcraft/satanism?

idontbelieveyou.exe

already answered that, unless you have a more specific question

have you ever laid on your shoulders and then hammered a fat load out on your own face?

>I'm the best agent 47 larper in the entire world
>better trick Sup Forums

I wish i was high right now

Why does it always seem like a good idea, at first?

You never allow the Client to meet you or identify you in anyway.

Bookings are done via deposit

The purse is the final payment (Transaction) shown after proof of hit is provided, if you have multiple targets there will be multiple purses.

Funny you mention this, I work in Hollywood and worked with actual assassins to co-write a movie

In the heat of the moment, you forget how much cum stings in the eyes and that you have a beard

>worked with actual assassins to co-write a movie
the ones no longer doing it, otherwise they're just telling you outdated info. no real assassin is gonna give away relevant information (unless he's tired of his life)

>using internet explorer

What's your level ?
Stats ? (dex, int, str, etc)
Do you play on a PvP server or PvE carebear ?
Do you wear all legendaries ?
Can i add you ?

Please respond

Yeah not even in your dreams.

people actually fell for this

gayest shit I seen tonight, only because I didn't see any trap threads before this one.