Is this the ideal male physique?

Is this the ideal male physique?

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WRONG

can you imagine how itchy this guy is?

breed me

>foreskin

Disgusting.

so dad is the ideal male body?

If you're Burt Reynolds.

you'd be wrong

No idea what women want, but my homosexual ass likes that.

Pretty much.

>tfw you're just as hairy

I only have to get in shape now.

>uncut
>more hair than a fur coat

FUCK ME DADDY

You only get itchy when you shave it. Shaved my chest once, big mistake.

Mediterranean men with beard and slightly hairy chest, snowniggers will never able to compete

spotted the kike

t. Ezekiel Shekelstein

A little too much hair but yes that's pretty close.

I've had chest hair since I was 12 and it has never itched. Long hair doesn't itch, only when you shave. Your hairy dick doesn't itch all day does it?

No doubt, that's a pozzed weiner

t. fat neckbeard that has hair everywhere

Ever heard of a razor? They sell these things at supermarkets you know, and if you don´t look like a baby or a woman you can look masculine without a beard

id wager yes

its just a raw manly body, quite the opposite of the male models you see whose image is molded by the fags and jews that run that industry

eeeeeew, what's that shit on the end of his peepee?

t. androgynous chump who tries to hide his own masculinity

>uncut dick

Since this thread is going to be deleted soon

Rate me please

daddy mode

if you were slightly hairy it would be perfect

There is literally nothing wrong with Jewish dicks.

I'm straight but that's a fucking nice cock

>Sup Forums filename
>rate me

Very funny. Now rate me.

Yes.

NNF

You look like you have a plastic doll face. WTF user?

>implying a kike can appreciate uncut cock and a hairy man

You're making me feel all insecure now OP

pretty good face

id change your hair cut cuz its elder scrolls oblivion right now

uncanny valley face

you have a nice jawline
your nose seems a bit crooked
get a haircut

gay/10

>Is this the ideal male physique?
Yes, for a silver-back Gorilla.

i'd fuck you if you were in the pnw but you'd be fucking below your standard.

Except the neurological damage that comes with it.

Is it gay that I want to bury my face in that?

>tfw 6'3'' ottermode and could have this build
trump won, time to stop being depressed

time to start shitposting on /fit/ i guess

There is none. It's done with extreme precision.

youtube.com/watch?v=7DdknKq915g

spotted the android. I DONT ASSOCIATE WITH THE ROBOT RACE

>reading comprehension
If you don´t look like a woman when you don´t have a beard you don´t need one.
Studies show that women don´t like beards, its men wanking off to their ability to look partially like a chimp

...

Thought it was irony.
>spotted the faggot

>tfw 6'8
>tfw like 5.75 cock

I know that's not awful on size, but as large as I am it feels minuscule and I'm afraid women will think it's tiny compared to the rest of me.

go back to /fit/

that greentext should be inverse

No. Obviously it should be erect.

wrong board faggot

saged and reported

>Is it gay

I don't know, are you a woman?

>tfw average and kinda thin cock

Is it due to low test? Can't do anything about it now but if I had a son is there a way to influence development so he grows 6'5 with massive dong? Or is it all genetics?

Bethesda game/10

pffffffffft ahahahahahaahahahhahahaha im fucking 5'7 and my dicks bigger.

>lanklets, when will they learn?

yum id swallow that guys load

lick every drop off floor

how do i report

You also type like an abbo. I think I'll settle on short dick and white over your unevolved greasy ass.

go see a doctor about that mental illness

Why not both?
Aryan long dicked winner of the genetic lottery here

underrated

Accurate

genetic lotto, sure, but your women are getting attacked by the horde at your doorstep, Hans.

S A L T Y
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H-he's too perfect. nope

Easy easy there, Mr. 60%. Its 3 million on 82 million.

get your hair chemically straightened

>americuts

>Tfw 5'8"
>6.5" cock

>neurological damage
spoken like a true virgin

ew no

>no smoking
>no soy
>lots of protein
>avoid anything that Asians, Arabs, Indians, Jews eat

did u have some work done user?
Cocks of Sup Forums thread?

You're 6'8 so they won't care. Being 6'8 is life on easy mode. I have a friend who's 6'8 and when we were younger we used to go to bars. He literally didn't even have to approach women, they'd just flock to him.

If some cunt doesn't like your dick then kick her out of your house and go get another one, dumb ass

>tfw 6'1
>7.5"x5.5" cock
>160lbs (slim, but muscled)

i'm working on another 30 pounds, i was 133 only a few years ago

i literally never ate

Op is a faaaaaaaaaaggot

Dick in ass faggot. Homosexuality is unnatural

RARE WHAT ARE YOU WHERE DO YOU POST FROM??

No, being fat and hairy is disgusting. Pic related is ideal.

so is that flag!

That body would look bizarre on anyone over 25.

show your boipussy

>tfw Germanic, 6'4" with a 7.5 dick

I applaud the amount of work that went into building a body like that although it's not to my taste, I like my boy milk fed and smooth skinned with girlish bodies.... gotta go need to fap!!

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You look like a robot. A decent looking robot but still a robot. Dead eyes. Plastic skin.

i am a few years over 25 and it looks like my body.

Why do you think it looks weird?

So many faggots in Britain it's truly disturbing

generally dudes fill out a bit after they are in twink years unless they are on drugs or not eating a lot.

Women want one thing: big cock. Yes, that is ideal.

If you're not sporting at least 6.5 inches, you will be cheated on or left. It's how things work. It's how women are. Nothing else matters to them, literally just dick size. They want big cock. They don't care: if you aren't thick enough or long enough, goodbye.

That or she'll do gang bangs or fuck other men behind your back.

Welcome to real life, Sup Forums. This is how women work.

So many faggots in Unknown it's truly disturbing

Posting from an unknown location. Can't you read faggot?

Lel

I'm over six inches but it's so damn thin man. The girl wouldn't even feel it.
>tfw girls want to fuck me but i dont want to dissapoint them.

How thin

>crying babies without anesthesia that sometimes pass out and deprive the baby's brain of oxygen moments after birth results in no neurological damage
top cuck

>thin dick
Kike detected

eeeeew, wtf happened to the end of your peepee?!

>a bear
>ideal

wtf i hate women now

what a fucking ape
too much hair

If women want bug cock, why hasn't evolution taken care of tiny dick motherfuckers and killed them all? Indians, Chinese, Jews and areas shouldn't exist. Only black, white and mestizos