Welcome to Australia. You might accidentally get killed.
If you don't want to read, that's fine. You can just watch this: youtube.com
Thought I'd educate you cunts on some aussie culture.
##Religion##
Didjabringyabeeralong
(Fuck off if ya don't have a sense of humor)
Culture: If you didn't bring your own erection or something that would get someone else hard (or moist, or drunk; fucking whatever m8), you can fuck off
Cult: We got some weird-o abbo cunts that follow this dream-time c'düdles shit. Not sure what that's about, but hey. They ain't stealing my drugs and everyone's gotta eat or else there ain't no party to bring your beer along. Ya get it? Didjabringyabeeralong?
Global threat status: Nobody gives a fuck about us; even less of a fuck about NZ! We have the U.S. crucial nuclear defense capabilities. So, fuck off with ya nukes because you gotta go through the U.S. first. OR they don't save us, and then they die.
Ability to defend ourselves: Fuck all. Have you seen the size of our country? S'fucking TONS of the shit! Y'all are welcome. If ya follow our religion, culture, cult, or what the same level of global threat status.
Or not.
That's cool too. Because ya know why? We don't have to give a fuck! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think it's time for America (or at least every other country) to realize that labels are just labels. Someone let that country down gently, because... dear fuck they have nothing but an ego and a voice. Just not sure what the fuck you guys think is gonna happen or how many more of your OWN fucking citizens have to die because you are all dicking around with your thumb up your own ass.
You know what we do when cunts screw us around? We punch them in the face for being cunts. Then we buy them a pint at the pub.
Welcome to Australia. You might accidentally get killed.