What the fuck

How would you guys react to having to use this?

>"I got a cheeseburger. That's what I'm paying for. "

>having friends or being in the company of anyone who would consider this

I only go out with white girls, and I insist on paying, so get fucked.

Thats why you look at the price of what you are ordering.

You do that math ahead of time.

>brunch
>Avocada toast
>not a full english

Who the fuck splits bills?

Person who invites pays, the get you back the next time. If you have to split, pay for what you order.

What kind of nigger economy are you city fucks using?

>be anti racist
>take racist consequences

okay

You either pay the whole bill or insist on paying your share. Nothing else is permitted.

The logic behind this app would make much more sense if it split the bill according to each persons salary.

You. Literally. Cannot. Be. Racist. Against. White. Men. Get it through your head.

>The Huffington Post
Lügenpresse.

Who gives a shit? Sage and discarded.

holy fucking shitfuck kek

Of course it's the leaf.

Meh this line of thougt only runs through Anglosphere countries

"No."

If necessary, leave the correct amount of cash on the table and just fucking walk out.

I dont hang around with blacks or needy women. Only person ill pay for at a restaurant is my wife

I refuse to believe this app has ever been used in a serious manner. I cannot imagine anyone ever using it.

What self-respecting white man is brunching with a black woman or a Latina? If you are, you deserve what you get, including VD.

>What kind of nigger economy are you city fucks using?

Pretty rich coming from a country with tipping culture.

>not eating with your friends
>eating with the kinds of fags who would want to use this app
>getting avocado toast
>not agreeing to simply split evenly or get separate bills

My brain is so full of fuck.

>bill splitting

either to are invited or invite, what the hell is this nonsense

I'd wonder how the fuck did all these people of colour got into my country

Set my race to aboriginal and my gender to goy then smirk at everyone else.

Disprove it, motherfuckers.

phenomenal troll app, too bad cucks will actually use it

>not paying for the girl

And American wonder their women are so shit

Yet. Women are asking why men aren't dating them

>racism
>prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
Sorry, I don't see anything in the dictionary about an exception in the case of a white male victim. Also, piece of advice, don't. Type. Like This. It makes it obvious you're underage.

If i'm eatting with blacks and latinos then its at the soup kitchen.

Exactly. Or like said.

My buddy comes down from college to visit and we grab dinner, you bet your ass I'm paying for him.

I should go to America just to eat out.
>look for feminist waitress
>eat with my legs spread
>pass my wife the bill
>she doesn't tip

We literally call splitting a bill evenly between two people on a date "going dutch"

...

You're right. it is rich.

Wonder how that happened.

How was your mud pie desert?

Unless you're my date or a friend in tough luck, we are splitting the bill you faggot

We do pay for the girl.

When they're white. We have standards.

Ok, but the nigger has to leave the tip.

>Huffpost

CNN tier, fake

But what if you're brunching with a Latina and a black woman. Both are lawyers but you work construction. What then?

>having to use this?
I would laugh at the person asking me to.

>invite a "friend" or date to dinner
>make them pay still

Western "culture".

Some sociology cuck told me "well thats the white man's definition for racism" after i told him what the def'n was. I told him if the white man's def is so bad why are you using the word? They don't mean racism. They mean oppress. They're trying to (((equalize))) the playing field.

I stopped caring about marxists when it became about race rather than class

And even when it was respectable, they still killed 150 million people

Race is the only thing that matters in social relations t. retarded americans

thanks for spilling that garbage our way by the way.

If I ever meet a huffpo "journalist" I'll smack them right in the face.

lmao just don't download the app haha seriously just use regular math lol fuck me

You're still more priviledged because you're white :^)
This exact attitude is why the working class whites in the US and UK are fleeing the left en masse right now.

Have you never gone to lunch on a whim? I don't think I've ever invited a friend to get dinner, we just do it.

It's the white man's language too

Inform them I'm actually jewish and as we are an oppressed people I deserve to not pay at all

Oy vey.

Sorry but tipping is normal anywhere in the western world.

t. former waiter who made more money in tipps than i did with the regular salary.

Unless they're sucking my cock or picking my cotton, I will shove any device running this right up its owner's ass.

Not like it is in the USA. A tip in Europe is a small amount for good service.
Yanks EXPECT a 20% tip just for not being shit at their job. You even have to tip fucking pizza delivery drivers there.

Why would I split the bill evenly anyway? Nigga just because there's 5 of us doesn't mean I'm paying 20%, I'm only paying for your meal if I'm fucking you or you're my parent/sibling/kid.

I would literally walk out on a person and never talk to them again if they whipped that out and tried to use it on me.

According to the op pic, it splits the bill based on wage gaps

So a Jew would probably be forking up the major fraction every time

It's not like people go out of their way to tip in most of the west.
It's mostly "Oh, $18? Here's 20". No x% shit.

This whole mess began with Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

>tipping culture is an indication of wealth

Refer to Receiving tips from burgers just proves my point.

>please excuse me while I use the rest room.
>slips out the back then runs down the street artistically screeching.
Pretty much like that

Impossible to imagine since i will never seat at one table with niggers.

Tell the people I am with I am "Jewish"

I will have to pay the least and will have them pay for my food.

Fight the kikes with kike tactics.

You can not be a le... oh wait, you are.

>eating with non-whites

wew

It's wage-gap based
Jews dominate by that metric. You'll be paying MORE

id use it as a warning sign just like dyed hair or tattoos

Just before the bill comes, I would go to the bar and order an angel shot.

It's always the white cuck who would take out his phone to virtue signal to his friends.

I would just leave. If someone thinks they can use an app to force me to pay more for being white they can fuck right off

>"app"
>minorities can't use calculators

Of course it's

I wouldn't go out with anyone that wasn't white. Sort of like my life now.

You don't get choice of waitstaff, toothpaste.

I don't think I would ever drink at a bar that offers that, because it would be too easy for a woman to get the cops up in my shit. I already had to move once because a woman lied about me. Ruined my reputation completely.

>shot
>with ice

Whoever came up with this is a dipshit.

>Set my race to aboriginal

me and my wives bull never do this kind of shit. he even brings me chicken tendies with special sauce when they come from their date

A. Fucking. Leaf.

>Is your date ugly? We'll call the cops on him
Lmao

Depends on the section you go to and which staff are running it.
t. former front of house manager

>be angry, open racist
>Have no pooskin friends or roasties.
>that's all

> be liberal white numale
> gets cucked by black friends and enjoy it

Kek.

If its truly scaled based on race, do asians pay more than everyone else?

I'm not a woman, so far be it from me to criticize, but how many women are on an actual date at a bar, and the date goes so poorly that she feels the need for the bar to intervene?

Sounds more like a guy who is drunk and won't take no for an answer.

Seriously, how often does this happen:
>In the car:
>Her: Hey, so where are you taking me?
>Him: I though I would take you to a bar that allows you to order an Angel Shot.

If it gets blacks to finally leave a tip at all, then I'm all for it.

Be wary, leaf. The last negress to clap at me got her hands removed.

This is so sick...

Arabic: ورقة سخيف
Azerbaijani: bir lanet yarpaq
Belarusian: чopтaў лicт
Bulgarian: шибaн лиcтo
Bengali: একটি যৌনসঙ্গম পাতা
Bosnian: jebeni list
Catalan: un puto full
Cebuano: sa usa ka Gangbang dahon
Czech: kurva list
Welsh: deilen ffycin
Danish: en fucking blad
Greek: ένα γαμημένο φύλλο
Esperanto: a fucking leaf
Spanish: Una jodida hoja
Estonian: kuradi lehed
Basque: hosto madarikatu bat
Persian: یک برگ لعنتی
Finnish: vitun lehtiä
French: Une putain de feuille
Irish: duilleog fucking
Galician: unha folla porra
Gujarati: એક અશ્લીલ પર્ણ
Hausa: a fucking leaf
Hindi: एक कमबख्त पत्ती
Croatian: jebeni list
Haitian Creole: yon fèy mèrdik
Hungarian: Egy kibaszott levél
Armenian: ա մինետ տերեւ
Indonesian: daun sialan
Igbo: a iberibe akwukwo
Icelandic: a fuck blaða
Italian: un cazzo di foglia
Hebrew: עלה מזוין
Japanese: ファックリーフ
Javanese: godhong kurang ajar
Georgian: ხარ ფოთოლი
Kazakh: eбля жaпыpaқ
Khmer: ស្លឹក fucking
Kannada: ಒಂದು ಫಕಿಂಗ್ ಎಲೆ
Korean: 빌어 먹을 잎
Latin: a fucking leaf
Lao: ໃບ fucking
Lithuanian: fucking lapų
Latvian: jāšanās leaf
Malagasy: ny fucking ravina
Maori: he rau fucking
Macedonian: eбeн лиcт
Malayalam: മുതിരില്ലായിരുന്നു ഇല
Mongolian: нь гaлзyyгийн хyyдac
Marathi: एक तरी पान
Malay: daun fucking
Maltese: werqa fucking

Filipino: isang fucking leaf
Turkish: Lanet olası bir yaprak
Ukrainian: чopтiв лиcт
Urdu: ایک اتارنا fucking پتی
Uzbek: a rosa yaproq
Vietnamese: một chiếc lá chết tiệt
Yiddish: אַ אַנאַל בלאַט
Yoruba: a onibaje bunkun
Chinese: 一个他妈的叶
Chinese (Simplified): 一个他妈的叶
Chinese (Traditional): 一個他媽的葉
Zulu: a leaf fucking

Then we meme the app as being anti-semitic.

Well then I will identify as a non-white genderqueer and if they try to make me pay more I will make a mess for misgendering me and I will sue them

This

This movie was Flight of Dragons, right?

spare me your Ideology, faggot.

Obviously, the sort of person who would order avocado toast is the sort likely to be eating with this sort of people

tipping is for cucks
>order pizza
>pizza guy arrives
>450 gramm pizza + delivery is 12 levs (6 euro)
>hand him 15 levs
>"i"m sorry my man i've got no change on me I can't return you the 3 levs
>what the fuck
>shout at him for trying to cheat me
>"c-calm down man I now remembered I left some money in the glove department
>the retard hands me my 3 levs and fucks off
>eat my pizza in peace
if you tip you should unironically kill yourself

Et fucking blad.

Saturday morning cartoon called Dungeons and Dragons.

Jesus; I'm old.

Why would anyone want to eat with a non-White?

>huff post

fake news