Be German

>Be German
>Wake up and have breakfast of beer and sausage
>Methodically shower and dress
>See nice German girl on way to work holding "Welcome Refugees" sign
>tfw no German girl to bury wienerschnitzel into
>Work diligently and walk home
>See the nice German girl being raped by refugees
>no longer tfw as she is now a Hot Pocket of Muslim semen
>Eating dinner of sausage and beer
>play Forklift simulator, do some Eve-online manufacturing spreadsheets
>Watch news and see Merkel is inviting 10,000,000 more Muslims to Germany

>Be American
>elect black man to be my president, TWICE
>Go outside to work my 9-5 to pay for Jamals welfare
>Come home to find my wife in bed with Tyrone and my two daughters missing
>Run to get my gun, too late Tyrone got his first
>Get shot and killed
>Get called a racist

>be leaf
Need I say more?

>be swiss
>wake up in strong based country
>anti refugee posters everywhere
>refugees not allowed in and systematicly fucked
>go to work at bank
>come home to stronk aryan family
>breed and repeat
>look at neighbouring countries
>kek

Admit it, Switzerland being like this is just a meme. In reality it's an overpopulated place with tons of foreigners.

FPBP

OP get rekt !

>Wake up early and salute Kim portrait in bedroom
>Slap shit out of wife and threaten to report her for not saluting hard enough
>Desire corn for breakfast but only have water
>Have breakfast of 1/2 cup water and thank Kim for breakfast
>Slap shit out of wife again for not thanking Kim enough
>Go to community newsboard [Ver 2.0 - upgraded with b&w pictures]
>Cry tears of joy at reading USA is grovelling to apologize for demonic nuclear threats
>Go home and slap shit out of wife for failing to pack half-tissue in my pocket for patriotic tears
>Sit eagerly for three hours waiting for electricity time
>Electricity comes on for 20 minutes
>Eagerly watch light bulb glow in living room and salute Kim for showing me the light
>Slap shit out of wife for sneezing during my salute to Kim
>Stare out window for several hours
>Have dinner of three corn kernels and 1/2 cup water
>Bury my nuclear Kim missile in wife's underground nuclear test site and play with her Mount Paektus
>Pre-emptively slap shit out of wife for not praying to Kim
>Go to sleep eagerly prepared to dream of Dennis Rodman visiting Best Korea

kek pretty spot on bro

>Be a Swedish girl
>Get raped by muslims
>Get raped by muslims
>Get raped by muslims
>Go to Ikea
>Get raped by a couple more muslims
>Go home, cook some elk. Discover your pregnant from a muslim rape.
>Heavily criticize white swedish males for your problems

well where I live it is mostly italian/swiss/french. maybe on the border cities immigration is a problem, although they are pretty much fucked and usually head back to germany when they realise they cant get into our system.

Tell me, how French are a problem ? I mean, are they less integrate than German, Italian or Russian ?

>be frog
>wake up and have breakfast of baguette and snails
>get dressed to the sound of parisians getting slaughtered outside by achmeds
>walk to work takes an hour because have to avoid designated sharia zones and public transport stinks of negroe
>do little to no actual work and start the long return home
>find wife in bed with neighbour, at least it's not an achmed like last week
>chainsmoke on balcony while an accordion plays

>Be South African
>Wake up
>Eat breakfast drink glass of milk
>unlock fortress
>Step outside
>The world is niggers
>Drive to work
>Somehow survive niggers driving
>Work so that my 10% of the population can pay all the taxes
>Be only competent person at my job
>keep country running for one more day
>Go home
>See on internet that the niggers now want to "decolonize" the empirical gathering of facts
>Internet speed is the same as continental drift
>Vote for the country's progressive party because it contains some whites and is the only party big enough to challenge the all nigger party.

>Be Hungarian
>Some politically correct German politican fucks up bigtime
>Muslims start to migrate to Germany
>Muslims on the sacred land of Hungary
>All Hungarian dead start rolling in their grave who fought muslims and gave their life and blood to secure our lands

> Be bong
> Wake up and eat porridge
> Watch through the window
> Only ugly british women
> Take his knive to spread some butter
> Get rekt by police because it's illegal
> Go work/honnor international jewry in the City
> Pass through Sharia Zone
> Praise your muslim mayor
> Read about an horrific trafic of roughly 200 children organised by muslims
> "Geez it's been a while since the last children traffic !"
> Can't even complain or it would be racist
> Can't even find a girl because your teeth are too ugly

>be german
>move to switzerland
>kek

topkek
it's comically easy to integrate into your (our) system
source german living in switzerland for the past five years

Nah Hans, most of German (and French I think) immigrate are liberals, so they do not want to integrate. You may be a straight conservative white male so you can accomodate with Switzerland, most of liberals can not.

>You may be a straight conservative white male so you can accomodate with Switzerland
lol, you got 2/3 right I might be straight and white but conservative is the last thing I would describe myself as
also switzerland has a pretty great history of liberalism
accelerationism ftw

>be finnish
>have an amazing life in one of the best countries in the world: little refugees, fantastic climate, good job and free education and healthcare
>come home from work, fuck a literal 10/10 blue eyes, blond hair gf
>go to internet during your freetime to have some laughs
>a cucked Sven is writing "HAHAhA MONGOL NOT WHITE!!!1!1!!1!"
Such is the life of a finn

>Be Bong
>Wake up and have tea and crumpets
>Butter crumpets with knife
>SAS break through the roof and demand to see my knife licence licence
>Brush teeth with broken glass
>Step outside to the sound of the local prayer coming from the mosque
>Drive to work
>Work in NHS so go on strike and demand more money for sitting on my arse
>Go home tired from shouting 'fuck the tories' while we leave muslim rape victims to wait for 4days in A&E
>They die
>Turn on the TV
>SAS break through TV that were hiding in asking for my TV licence
>Make tea, bacon and egg
>Knock on door
>Sharia law officers arrest me for cooking bacon
>End in up 'Her Majesty's Service'
>Ahmed rapes me before i go to sleep
>God bless the Queen

>be syrian in the UK
>we have honor unlike brits
>we are not dishonorable sluts
>we work hard and yet brits still hate us
>they mad

>Be Kiwi
>Wake up and have weetbix with nice hot drinks
>Walk outside breathe in glorious clean air
>Go for swim in clean river
>Comfyness intensifies
>Police drive by, wave and have small banter with them
>sadly almost everyone is left leaning, no speaking of god emperor
>walk past 5000 cafes to get to store
>walk past 5000 single mothers
>almost all girls are qt3.14s
>Feels great
>go to sleep and another single mother is added to the list

>What is circlejerk