Yes, I'm here for the interview!

Yes, I'm here for the interview!

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how many years experience do you have?

100 years on the dole

Sir, this is a restaurant not a freakshow

THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD, DO NOT POST.

THEY ARE SLIDING THIS THREAD.

Well, thank you for your time, mhm, sir. We will get back to you

Oi, bin that knife!

We already have a knife rack which works for free, but good luck!

>have metal detectors at front door of office

Yeah, no. The security guards are bros. I don't want them to deal with this every day.

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Damn it Carl Jungman how many times do we have to tell you that we're not hiring!!!

What do you need two knives for anyway, you some kind of witcher in training?

Which one gets the job, Sup Forums?

*teleports behind you*

I snorted a bit.

This dude work at a tattoo/body mod shop. Probably makes pretty good money too.

Ye'll make a fine addition to me pirate crew. See th' mate fer a bunk assignment.

"Ah yes, the knife catcher position is still open"

our tatoo and piercing studio welcomes employees with extensive previous experience

Also wouldn't fancy being round that cunt if he had flu. Fucker sneezes and it's snot and blades everywhere

Probably not. What better way to scare people off from that rabbit hole than to show them what lies near the bottom of it?

Welcome to blow jobs n circumcisions r us

Still a better candidate than a nigger.

So not a brain surgeon, then?

I just have one question for you sir, can you juggle flaming chainsaws while riding a motorcycle in a spherical cage?

What the hell is wrong with these people?

"No but I can do a hand grenade swallowing act. Just once, mind"

That will be perfect for our grand finally, can you start this Friday?

It gets better

Botched tranny job now

hahahaha

was about to post this..

last I recall this freakshow was begging for money on patreon to fix his mutilated hole

Jesus

Is there more?

how come they dont get infections? those holes seem like an easy way to get huge infections.

I'm here for the job interview!

Yup. A waste of fucking life. And I mean that, not just as an insult but seriously, what a waste of time. He could have done anything, LITERALLY anything other than this and been in a better life position

they don't live in turkey

back of the line, pal

You're hired, you can start tomorrow

My brother is also interested in the position

I believe you are entitled to $15/hour, just like our entry level EMT workers.

sup komşu how is going?

The guy is seriously mentally ill. I am quite sure he will kill himself soon.

His self disfigurement reminds me of the old winchester woman that had to keep building onto her house to keep the demons away.

Yes, I'm here for the interview!

C-can I be your secretary?

"This time we're going to fucking wipe these people off the map"

This guy's ex gf got a full face tattoo of his name on her the first day she met him.

I'm here to represent you in your hearing.

Now I've seen some shit...

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The one who gives the manager better head.

How do these cunts handle getting their fucking eyeballs tattooed? Can't they just wear contacts?

>putting your dick anywhere near that
it would get caught on something

>mfw I gave a job to bird once just cos she was blond and had a massive set of udders

Why yes, I voted for Hilary.

I don't get this meme. This person obviously has a job as some kind of tattoo artist or something like that. Why does free-market economy mean that everyone has to wear some kind of suit and tie? STRAWMAN!