Ancestry thread. Last one died

Ancestry thread. Last one died

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How do I uncuck myself, Sup Forums? I plan to move back to my homeland of England to spend the rest of my days and get the fuck out of this shit country

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How many of your films have I watched?

How the fuck you know your ancestry so well? I can only trace back to my great-grandparents by asking my grandparents...

Only made 1 legit one so far lad. Not going to reveal my true identity though.

My aunt did a fuckload of research. She knows our ancestry all the way back to 1715

That didn't answer my question.

Have I seen it? Did I ever have an opportunity to see it?

>Not going to reveal my true identity though

But you'll paint a pretty picture of your ancestry for no reason.

In America since so many people owned land that makes things easier

>Can't fit the other 25 generations on the chart

Being Icelandic is suffering

How are you going to find out who I am based on a vague outline of my ancestry? Yeah, you've had an opportunity to see it, especially if you live in Canada.

I tried to make one two but it died in minutes.

Did it have tits in it?

No

was it gay porn?

No

Because I could google something like "Elvis interview Canada" and come up with a name like Mac Lipson.

Even if that's not your granddaddy (which is very well could be) it very well could be and then your entire identity is discovered.

>I won't tell you my identity, but I'll give you massive amounts of clues

Why.

TFW more aryan than all of/pol/

Relax m8

This is not even the point of the thread. This is an ancestry thread

But why lie?

Ancestry has nothing to do with politics either.

why would my parents do this to me? why didn't they listen

What am I lying about?

It does, I asked in my original post how to uncuck myself and get out of this shit country, at which point we can all discuss why Canada is shit.

you poor lad

>I asked in my original post how to uncuck myself and get out of this shit country, at which point we can all discuss why Canada is shit

Not such a clever attempt to stealth a ancestry thread. You leave the country by leaving the country. You're a famous filmmaker after all.

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I worded that wrong. Here's the original post:
>How do I uncuck myself, Sup Forums? I plan to move back to my homeland of England to spend the rest of my days and get the fuck out of this shit country

also
>famous
I'm flattered

r8 my b8 m8

nice

>How do I uncuck myself, Sup Forums? I plan to move back to my homeland of England to spend the rest of my days and get the fuck out of this shit country

You do that by starting the process of legal immigration to England.

>I'm flattered

Well if chances are if Canadians have had an opportunity to see it you're at least somewhat famous. But since you're just bullshitting...

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No Template so I'll just type.

Me: English. Student

Dad: Engineer; British

Dad's Side Grandad: British; War Vet; Won a lottery at some point and professional gardener/judge

Dad's side Grandma: Housewife. Maiden surname suggests potential Russian ancestry but idk

Dad's Side's Grandad's Grandad - I know he's American

Mum - Housewife

Mum's Side Grandma - English; Farmer background. Maiden surname suggests potential Norman/French ancestry.

Mum's side Grandad - English; Delivery driver. Dead by Cancer

Somewhere along my Mum's side Grandad's line: Bridge-builder. His surname ain't common and there's a bridge which shares it. English til then, but family name also has English origin.

Far as I know I'm 1/32 American 31/32 English

Stop being NEET. Even I have a job, and Im a fucking loser.

I wish I knew

they could have prevented all of this

trying dude, if nothing happens come fall I was gonna go for my PhD

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The uncucking question and the England statement are separate. I can't go to England right now, hence "I plan to".

I guess it depends on what you consider "famous".

Rate me.

How's the poly sci going?

Nobody knows who you are enough to judge how much of a cuck you are for us to be able to rectify it with you.

But you're a huge cuck by the looks of this thread. May God have mercy on your soul.

So your "grandfather" your father's side was cucked? Blue eyes + blue eyes give blue eyes.

Or are you just LARPing?

PO TA TOES

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That's not how it works.

Yes it is

Blue + Blue = Blue eyes unless rare mutation

u... u remember?

also it's shit and i want to drop out or kill myself

>not knowing your family beyond your great grandparents

Being a burger sucks

Never knew how interesting my family history was before...

Looks like you are right. I remember reading children of parents with the same eye colour had a 20% chance of having a different one, but that was apparently a generalization.

I'm tired of you. Did you read the books I recommend, faggot. Persia has a great history.

Why wouldn't I? You are one of the more interesting people I have talked to on Sup Forums.
Sorry to hear that. Is it the program that's terrible or just the general suicidal thoughts?

i'm tired of me, too. the foltz one is in the mail, ordered it this weekend. might be a while before i finish it, though, i'm taking western civ this semester so i already have to read a shitton of history

no no, it's just me. nothing wrong with the program, i'm just a huge spineless pussy lol

It all depends.

In a scenario when the mother and father have brown eyes and both have a blue eyed parent, I think it is around 25% chance for blue eyes.

Well it's a humanities course its sort of innately terrible and leftist. So nothing has improved in life I assume? Have you considered the FFL?
They take lots of wasted dead on the inside people and give them a course.
Lots of blacks, muzzies, and Slavs though,you also might have to lie on the psychological evaluation. You're still alive there's always hope.

hmm. i don't know, it's not even about the subject matter. i'm just really pathetic, i think. i feel a sort-of dread wash over me every time i step onto campus. besides, i don't know why i'm even doing it.

idk, i wouldn't be a good soldier, and i think having to face that weakness every day would eat me up inside. i have terrible eyesight, coordination, and situational awareness.

Post template?

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>syria
one of the Christians?

I feel the same way. But that's life. So besides suicide what other plans do you have? Suicide has a terrible success rate, trust me. Especially when the Mexicans wont sell you heroine.
Tried photo therapy or st.John wort or acupuncture? Sounds retarded but a number of studies indicate it does have a statistically significant impact on the reduction of remission rates for depression treatment.

I see you're 1/4th french.

>tfw 2/3 of the shitposting trifecta
if only i was part finnish instead of chinese, then i'd be the holy avatar of kek

I'm afraid not. however, that part has been long diluted

Filthy mongrel

no, i'm not going to kill myself. i've realized by now that i'm too cowardly to actually do it.

i'm too sick of "alternative therapy" and supplements that were shilled to me by all the different therapists i've had over the years. none of them did any good, and suspiciously enough they kept getting more inconvenient or more expensive

>twin brother
Is he depressed too?
Twin studies are interesting.

That's good. Though falling into /r9k/ style depression could be worse, any chance that will happen? Or do you have any major support nets keeping you up?

i've already been to /r9k/ levels. i spent a whole year as a NEET.

yes i heard they were kings and queens

I meant the long term turn into a wizard style. If you can escape neetdom, you must have some drive. Or were you forced out of it?
Did you actually visit /r9k/?
Have you tried /soc/ lots of people over there use it to try and re-normalize themselves? Apparently it works. How much social media do you have? While it can further depression you could try and make one of those now popular alt light channels. You seem articulate enough, if you got the looks it could work
The desperation for (you)s keeps many people alive.

i mean i almost started using piss-bottles but that was too much for me. i've been to /r9k/, but only towards the end of my neetdom. i got sick of it because they're way too obsessed with sex.
>/soc/ and re-normalizing
i don't like people though, i've been popular before and it fucking sucked. idk what good it'll do me to be more socially acceptable now with people i won't be able to stand
>social media
i don't have any. haven't had social media in like 5 years. i would just be regurgitating ideologies that can be found elsewhere, and i think it takes a huge ego to think you have something interesting enough to say to record it and promote it on the internet.

nothing like the rush of a (You)

Exactly but the rush of some (you)s might help you. It might inflate your ego, but you seem to have literally no self esteem. Might give you a wider options, and maybe find some one who could actually help you. You never liked anyone? Was it do to finding them boring or insipid or something like that? Or you could try and make some friends through Sup Forums, plenty do, you could probably stand us.
I thought piss bottles were a meme before I visited there, I love laughing at them. You should try it sometime. At least you haven't hit up underage trap prostitutes.

true, i have no self-esteem, but praise from others doesn't build it at all. it has literally no effect on my psyche whatsoever. no, i don't really like people. i don't know why, but i just can't stand talking to people. i can't be interested in what people have to say, i try my best but it's hard when you don't care about anything.

oh, and i've tried to make friends on Sup Forums before, from both Sup Forums and /r9k/. it never lasts a month before i drop them completely. i get sick of them

So talking on Sup Forums to others doesn't even interest you? Or do you only not like talking to people head on? No chance your autistic is there?
Were they fun at first or were you desperate enough to befriend anyone. I mean /r9k/ isn't the bastion of friendship. Did they do anything irksome, or is it always the case. What makes you sick of them?

Template?

no, not really. i just come here because a lot of Sup Forums's beliefs line up with mine, so i like to see how MOSTLY like-minded people react to current events, but i don't want to develop close relationships/friendships with any of them.
>autism
i thought that too, but i was "tested" by a team when i was in a mental hospital. came close to asperger's, but not enough to qualify.
>what makes you sick of them?
i don't know, really. little things irk me, sure, but it's mostly that it all feels fruitless. what's the point in it? i get nothing out of it, and it takes effort on my part to maintain a relationship, even with internet strangers

I'm so sorry, that is really deep depression. Probably don't want me wasting your time then?

it's fine, homie. i don't really care, if you bothered me i could just close the tab and cease to exist for however long i wanted

Were you in the mental hospital for being caught attempting suicide? Or was that the therapist's recommendation?

i got caught, so the therapist and my parent's "recommended" me. luckily it was voluntary so it didn't fuck my record up

Man glad I was never caught. With it being so bad how do you even get here? Like justify to yourself putting the expenditure to get here and watch the antisemitic antics of Sup Forums?

i can't sleep for 24 hours a day, i managed to pull off 27 hours once but i had to drink myself into it

what i mean is, i have to find some way to spend my time

I've posted this a lot before I promise it's mine though

What was your grandpa's surname - your mother's side? Sorry for asking but i'm just curious

Wojtaszek, the family estate resided in Austrian Galacia. It might be part of Ukraine today I don't know, but they are full ethnic Poles maybe minor Austrian admixture if i recall correctly.

Do you think you are ever going to get better?

i've struggled for most, if not all, of my life. i have done nothing but get worse. this is probably my life

Wojtaszek
Would you know if the Jews were accepted in that region in the urban center's of Galicia? I was thinking to my mother's large nose, and while she has never mentioned anything like that. I was wondering the possibility of Jewish admixture.

I truly hope it gets better although I think you are probably right. Maybe some big happening might cheer you up.

that would be nice, although i can't imagine what it would be... considering that there's nothing i really want anymore besides the typical comforts

It's hard to say. Wojtaszek sounds quite like a typical polish surname. It's very likely for you to have some jewish ancestory since there were a lot of jews in different regions of Poland. Well, probably even I have something from jews in me.