You're walking home late from work

>you're walking home late from work
>this black gentleman approaches you
>points gun at you and says - "Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people"
Your response?

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I'm probably gonna get shot.

MEN OF HARLECH STOP YOUR DREAMING

Up yours, nigger.

I 100% agree with your first statement and 30% agree with the second. Now, want to go to a bar and get drunk?

Why are we in 2008?

*teleport behind him*
*hold my nose cause niggers stink*
Stab the feral monkey in the heart with the knife I always carry
*teleport in front and watch his eyes go dead*

...

>gib the wallet
>wait for nig to turn around and run
>shoot in back

chew soap

What are you gonna do, shoot me?

>teleport behind him
>unsheath katana
>do a triple quadruple backflip slash
>nothing personadel.....kid

Big ass head

"yeah fuck trump"

*he turns away*

*teleports behind him*

>>you're walking home late from work
>walking home from work
No, I'm not poor and I dont live walking distance from my job.

...

"I'm an Aussie. Trump is literally not my president. Go shoot some white yank instead."

Gutten nach Herr gooberlichen! Was ist los?
Should give him pause.

*Bends over*

*Teleports behind him*

Up yours, nigger

*Sword clangs*

It's actually quite funny

>2008
Man that nigger is surely dead by now.

The employed in the US drive and carry our own weapons in America. This would never happen.

I'm not white so why is he shooting me.

"You're probably too poor to afford bullets, kek".

Then probably walk it off when I get shot, because darks only carry meme round "gats".

>walking home late from work
Nigger the area around my house is lit up, I'll see any apes lurking about. No nig is going to get the jump on me when I can see them, I'll fucking shoot them.

Yo yo nigga, ah agree an' also dislike da prezident elect wit muh beeotch

Being black pays off for once.

>tfw entering a thread to teleportpost but a naziburger beat you to it

CAN'T YOU SEE THEIR SPEAR POINTS GLEAMING?

"Word. Later my nigga"

>pull his gun with my monkey tail
>shoot him in the knees
>bring him to my special liveleak content creator room
>teach him a lesson about brazilian culture

I would say
"Fuck you, nigger, and fuck the horse you rode in on"

head clean off

Said no one, ever.

Sorry brah :(

Aww yeah fosho fosho my nigga my bad, what's crackin witchu?

And then you realize #1 killer of blacks are blacks.

>Fuck yo MOMMA NIGGER!

>I'm Syrian.

It's close enough really.

I drive. I'm not a nigger.

Ooger Booger Biggs Nudes Merfruggah

This is Swahili for Top O the day my laddy. Thar be a mighty wind o comin from the gully down yonder they do.

Sheeeit homie fuck whites my bruddah

this, i also carry

>walking home

>give him wallet
>he shoots you anyways
>bleed out and die
Don't put your life in his hands. Take control of the situation.

Learn to draw. There is a reason I post this gif, the actor shooting here is a competition shooter. A quick, consistent draw is better than handing off your wallet and leaving your life up to to a nigger.

And.....?

>You have no right to speak my language, coon
>Unsheath broadsword and slash off his gun-toting hand
>Start slashing him with broadsword
>Leave him bleeding, but alive
>Tell your brothers, negroid

Looks like a Hi Point, so it has about a 50/50 chance of actually working, assuming the stupid nigger actually loaded it correctly and didn't leave the safety on. He's not even really aiming it, so I think I'll take my chances, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

"but I hate drumpf too! I shitpost about him on an anime website all day!"

Better start yer' runnin', your filthy ape.

Ayo hol up
It don't got to be dis way f.am

Leaving the workplace ist VERBOTEN, Neger.

>work
>job

Lmao. . .

nothing personel
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I know wtf

i'm an american so i brandish my truck-mounted m61 vulcan and then mumble something about freedom before driving away

"I voted Hillary, Black Lives Matter", believing everything I just said the young dindu hits me in the face with his pistol and steals my wallet. I then call the police who shoot him when he pulls his gun as they attempt to stop him for questioning. His favorite liquor store gets burnt down in the resulting riot and his ape family holds a candle lit vigil at his favorite trap house.

>trashone
Never change black America

You may kill me but trump is still president

>holding the gun sideways

I won't do anything because chances are he wouldn't hit me with his first shot anyways

sup senpai, bout to go crazy on trump supporters friday deadass shoot they white asses up b

fuck hohols, worst nigger on earth, those are my last words, pull the trigger

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a whoosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
While she did that
I didn't want the cat
So I found out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

Shoot me now and you're not only killing an innocent man but yourself as well, the Lord will provide for me because I have complete trust in Him, do you?

Do you wish to die the second death? Pull that trigger and do so, turn around and leave and save what is left of your soul. Remember that God loves you.

Tell him to hurry up and shoot me

i dont live near niggers

Jump on his back and ride off into the sunset, using those ropes all over his head as reigns.

Im not white so Im safe

underrated

huehuehue

There's a cop behind you.

"Huh"

Shoot him in the back 13 times when turns around.

There was no cop behind him.

Bix nood?
Oooga booga.

HAAAVOOOOOC!
AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WWAAAAAAAARRRRR

*teleports on top of him*

Nothing personal

*unzip dick*

I find it funny that "Drumpf" literally only caught up on Sup Forums. Everyone else just calls him Trump.

>we both know you can't afford bullets, Jay'quan

viva la mexico no shoota me por favor

>this level of delusion

keep dreaming drumpfkin

>liveleak content creator

Winrar

>What you say to me mang? I'm a pussy you dead nao cracka

You don't carry a gun, you drive.

>"go home kid before you get hurt"
>if he doesn't leave then I unsheathe my katana, hidden behind my trenchcoat, jump to the side and cut the gun in half before he's able to use it
>he attempts to pull the trigger but it just clicks and then the other side of the gun slides off onto the ground
>I put my katana back in it's sheathe, tell him to tell the other thugs to get off the streets
>walk away
>turn back and look him in the eyes
>"nothing personal kid"

Where's this from? Impressive

*teleports 6 inches on niggers butt*

Laugh as I am prepared with a bullet proof vest and a gun of my own.
Also that bigger won't be hitting anything with thaw way he holds his gun.

He's got his gun sideways so most likely he will miss me anyway. Dumb nagger.

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*3 Inches

ftfy, remember we are on pol

I love how they always wear dad tennis shoes

"Least I have a father."
>*roundhouse kick him*

>Yeah fuck Trump, and fuck white people! Black people deserve reparations!

Only way to not get shot.

I would just start running screaming "fuck you tar-baby".. as he proceeds to hit everything around myself including innocents and other blacks. That's what nigs do.....

Inform him that it would be in his best interests to point his weapon elsewhere.

You have shit taste in guns bro, buy a glock or a sig.

>you're walking home late from work

I work from home.

This. No zigs required

>kek'd

>tell him that's a fake gun, it doesn't even have a real slide
>pull out my gun and shoot him in self defense
>calls the cops

I'm looking for the gentleman in the photo but all I see is a ghetto niggy

>automatic pistols need a real slide to function

keep your eurocentric trash opinion to yourself, white boii

I just teleport straight into my loo and take a nice steamy dookie

>work