Kebab story

>Be Serb
>Tfw in Bosnia
>Removing kebab, casually waving confederate flag for some reason
>Get ambushed by kebab
>Tfw cornered
>Tfw american reporter with us
>She is scare
>Tries to run away, tell her you run kebab kill
>They kill my friend
>And another one
>And another one
>And another one
>Nice american reporter lady is very scare
>Me say you run I help
>Tfw they shower us with bullets
>I don't mind, american lady is okay
>Mfw duying
>"I am so sorry, i will call help right away, it's all my fault I'm so stupid"
>"No worry, yes you stupid american, but you good in heart. That is matter most. Me have nothing, you pretty lady marriage yourself and baby a lot. Many kids and will happy live. My kids are kill, I join them."
>Kebabs getting close
>"Run american lady, me protect"
>She run
>I take the last bomb and pull the ring
>"Ne volim te Alija(i don't like you Aliya)... *cough* zato što si balijaaa (because you're a baliya) *coughcough* srušio si miiiran san (you interrupted peaceful dreams) *cough* *gunfire* nosila ti Drinaaa.. sto mudžahedinaaa... SVAKIII DAAAN (may Drina(river) bring you hundred mujahedins every day) *BOOM*"

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I criyed

mrš u pičku materinu
larpaj si mami

serbia strong :(

Don't be hostile friend
You friend
Sad war with friend Croat
Would remove kebab with you any time of the year

Romania strong friend
Balkan strong
Stay strong

good movie however tons of shitters from the balkans got the wrong message
same situation with rane and similar ones

Listening to anything else is Heresy

How is it going
Are you bosniak or christian
Is life good

youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

bosniak
somewhat
can't sleep?

DALI JE TO ISTINA IL SE SAMO SALIS

Yup
Got shit for uni but apparently I find Sup Forums more amusing

POST ROKI
youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI

>Diaspora fag
Traitor I don't speak snake language sry

>confederate flag
why the US revolve around many countries?

I'm English, I'm just really into ROKI

STOP CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING THE BATTLE FLAG.
STOP IT. Don't you guys have you're own version of St. Andrews cross?

ayy lmao same here
should've been studying up until now
exams are in 6 days

youtube.com/watch?v=4EEf9gID6UM

Serbian patriotic synth riffs are best synth riffs.

We have a lot of stupid shit
Confederate flag was a primordial meme our guys used to have around themselves as a joke

I'm waking up at 8 (hopefully) to continue on doing uni shit

Haha ok, I don't really care.
Fun fact, the Confederacy adopted St. Andrews cross so as to not offend all the Jewish slave owners in the South. How inclusive. It was originally going to just be a cross.
Stay stronk Serb.

I'm waking up at 11 because fuck getting up early
I usually don't drink coffee so that's another reason I get up later
well I'll be going now, good night and good luck on exams

Stay stronk ameribro
I was always amased by your patriotism even though you are not a nation but more of a mixture of people, that is a land of dreams for sure

Thanks, you too

The shit is actually kind of catchy
Every serbian high schooler knows those songs, but some use them as memes and some are rly into that

Can someone bump the tread to keep it alive? Please? I would appreciate it, user.

no

Posting in an epic thread

good film desu