Anal sex is degenerate...

Anal sex is degenerate. Real life is not a porno and your girl/wife doesn't do 10 enemas a day like a pornstar to flush the shit from the place you want to insert your dick into. Use the vagina.

A- to the fucking -men

I tell people this shit but they always say "but it feels good hur dur" or "it makes them more aroused"

We have gone so far down the shitter that people in our society, that we go to work with, talk to, eat with etc., think that its perfectly acceptable to shove their dick into someones asshole

Its the most degenerate sexual act conceivable to mankind

Feels good man

If God didnt want me to use the backdoor why did he make it the shape of my dick.

THIS

I wouldn't be so sure man. Girl I lost my virginity to back in highschool legitimately fucking loved it.

I don't have a huge dick or anything so that might have something to do with it.

You don't need enemas for anal sex, stupid. It just takes some lube.

Portuguese women confirmed for shit problems lol

Shit happens mate. No reason to ever do enemas. They're a waste of time.

I don't even know how anyone can find anal sex appealing to begin with. Like I legitimately don't understand

Just remember:
If she does it for you, she's likely done it for others.

Anal is the fastest way to contract:
-Hepatitis
-HIV

Anal sex is nature's way of getting rid of degenerates. Higher chance of getting STDs, no babies and long term health problems.

Women, baka

Thanks for the advice, dad. That was uh, helpful.

>so far down the shitter

>Its the most degenerate sexual act conceivable to mankind
Apparently you've never heard of ass to mouth.

It's not a problem if she's clean. It's easy to know if she's clean if you've been in a relationship with her. You also don't need condoms if you know she's clean.

Define degenerate
>what are condoms

This is the exact horseshit im talking about

YOU ARE SHOVING YOUR DICK INTO A SHIT STAINED HOLE THAT EXCRETES VILE TOXIC SLUDGE

Im sorry i sound like a fucking triggered cunt but for fucks sake, when did everyones standards drop so fucking low

That's what STD tests are for, user.

>has never done anal

More for me I guess

Anal in any form, oral or penetration, is what i mean

It's just poop mate. Practically harmless. It's a way to change things up too.

Why go for ass when you have pussy right next door?

Did my gf up the ass once with a condom and her on top. While another girl we picked up at a bar was on top of me and eating the gf pussy and my face was in her snatch.

Japan is a crazy place.

I literally take enemas like 3x a day. Feels good to get fucked in the ass honestly by my boyfriend. I get off to orgasm denial and that's why I like anal. Why should I care about degenerate when I am still a bigger net contributer to society than half this board is?

t. anonette

>Its the most degenerate sexual act conceivable to mankind

If you really think that you haven't really been around this site or the internet in general.

I agree, but it's hard not to indulge a girl if she likes it. The last time I did anal sex on a girl, she was looking at me with a facial expression straight out of a lewd anime.

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Bruh just slam it in raw and listen to the sweet screams of agony

Are you genuinely so disappointing and unflavorful that you have to resort to anal to bring some life back into that dead fetus you call your sex life

I smashed my qt3.14 Asian gf's anus this weekend. Took her virginity this time last year, now her anal virginity.

Was pretty neat, would do again.

Wife material right here

What if the vagina is already used?
What about the mouth?

That's why you pee after you're done if you're not already wearing a condom.

Only 3rd worlders have e coli in their gut

>I literally take enemas like 3x a day

Burro de merda!, Burro do caralho!

Just pee in her butt after you nut, Praise KEK!

>Anal sex is degenerate
and you drink water for hydration.
Maybe you'll inform us in your next thread that people drink in social situations to make them feel more comfortable.

The girl just has to wipe her butt you big dummy

anyone have that Sup Forums screencap of that guy eating his girlfriend's ass worms?

Another autist in mom's basement preaching about sex.

My ex ex gf used to beg me to fuck her in the butt. It was so hot but she could only take a few minutes at most of it. She'd get drunk and was into all sorts of freaky shit

>cum in ex-girlfriends ass months ago
>remove dick
>zero visible shit on dick, take shower

perhaps I got lucky

>Sex in vagina causes pregnancy
>Sex in anus is just gross
>Sex in general causes diseases

That's when I realized masturbation is the redpill.

>Can fap to literally anything
>No preggers or STDS
>Can do it whenever you want
>No partner needed

Stop liking what I don't like

The post

This thread is a nice break from politics, and really does help to reinforce what a completely, fucking degenerate place we have here.

Thanks, OP.

Why do you care so much about what other people do in the bedroom? It literally has no effect on your life.

your description is sufficient i think

>If god didn't want me to shoot myself in the head, then why did he make my skull penetrable by a bullet?

Tits or gtfo

>gets off on denial
>doesnt get fucked to the edge of climaxing, letting her bf finish inside her, then after begging for hers he tells her "no"

Fucking amateurs ruining my kink.

> tea and noms

Porn is what is the blame for all this shit that some of us now enjoy or see as "normal" prove me fucking wrong when I was a kid even seeing a girl sucking a dick was fucking disgusting and unimaginable now because of porn I don't see anything wrong with it it perverts your mind and makes you into some sick fuck, the worst thing about porn is that it never satisfies so eventually when you bore of normal porn, anal, lesbians, whatever the fuck you watch you start to get into darker shit like bestiality or traps. Just goes on and on.

who is this woke melanin goddess?

We haven't built the wall yet.